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Emmett R (he/him)

@doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social
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It's Valheim, pigeons and Socialism all the way down. Join your union. 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚒️ 🏳️‍🌈 Provisional psychologist 🧠 Stage 2/3 COPD Emphysema 🫁 Norse Heathen ⚔️ Husband 👨‍❤️‍👨 Artist 🎨 Roller Derby 🛼 Knitting enthusiast 🧶 "Left-Wing Pinko" 🍉 🇵🇸 🇺🇦

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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Me, to myself: "All things considered I'm actually doing fine" *"Pink Pony Club" comes on shuffle* *starts sobbing uncontrollably* "I beg your fuck, what the hell"
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
When @rad5000.bsky.social sneakily gets beautiful native flowers and sugary goods delivered to my workplace after a long-ass week. I love you so much, I'm the luckiest man alive 💙
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
After a beautiful restorative weekend with people I love, where i purposely didn't look at my phone and actually connected with things around me - this Monday feels much less grim ✨ Also; there's no situation that isn't made immediately some percentage of better when you add tea 🫖☕
A glass teapot sits on a kitchen counter, defusing loose leaf herbal tea made of hibiscus, clove, cardamon, safflower and orange. The liquid is a vibrant orange-red colour, and tastes incredible.
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Nicole Chvastek @nicolechvastek.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Bless you, Ken, you absolute weapon 🔥💗🫡
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Who called them sea monkeys when shrimpanzees was right there?
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Susan, I am a crow on the edge
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Seeing the Crash Test Dummies last night with my folks at the Northcote Theatre was easily one of the best gigs I've ever been to. Brad Roberts' voice is just as astounding and incredible live as it was in the 90's - every band member blew me away #thecrashtestdummies #northcotetheatre #melbourne
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
That bloody keen about Lush having my fave solid cologne back. Lord of Misrule is the Goat. Chuffed to give Vanillary a crack too (1/2) 💚💚💚 #lushAU #lordofmisrule #vanillary #solidcologne
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ᴾᵃᵖⁱ ᴄʜɪᴄʜᴏꜱ 🥷⃤ @igotyoedges.blacksky.app · 31/03/2025
This weekend lasted 13 minutes wtf
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Happy 11th Hatch Day to this adorable little dickhead! I love you so much, Archie; as much as you love giving me and your Dad tinnitus 🦜 #parrotsky #sunconure #birdsofbluesky
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Beautiful 🛠️🔥✨
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Parking this here for my American mates. Also - apparently you can order a cannon to your house because they are not regulated as firearms (as if Reddit would lie to me) I believe in you ✨🔥🍾
A map of the United States of America indicating the states where flamethrowers are legal. Flamethrowers are legal in all states except California (where they are legal but require a licence) and Maryland they are banned.
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
:me looking into the campfire, seeing something from long ago, about to do The Tell to the younglings dressed in tatters around me: "Well you see, some folks got real mad they made ladies Ghostbusters this one time and now all the groundwater is radioactive."
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Chris Pomfret @chrispomfret.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
But younger people are lazy and shouldn’t buy avocado toast:
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
( ( shifty bird noises ) ) #parrotsky #sunconure #parrotsofbluesky #bestbuddies
Pictured is a close up shot of a man wearing a grey hooded sweatshirt, his face is turned to the side, out of frame. From the neck of his sweatshirt a little orange sun conure parrot named Archie pokes his head out slightly, one sleepy eye staring at the camera.
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Things I should be doing: • Redrafting my thesis for publishing • Cleaning our cesspit of a house • Lifting weights • At least trying to be outside for more than 10 mins My brain: "...hear me out....."
A computer monitor shows the title screen for PC game "Fishing Planet: the ultimate fishing simulator".
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
YEAH GOING GOOD, THANKS #spicychicken #sunconure #parrotsky #birdsky
A picture of a bright orange, red and yellow sun conure parrot, sitting in the neck hole of his owners navy blue tshirt. The sun conure is stretching upwards, biting his owners neck skin.
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Can we please crowd fund this shit?
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EatTheRich 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇮🇷🐧🎨🤓 @bigdicknrg.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
👏👏👏
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Incredible turnout this morning for the Protect Trans Youth protest at the State Library in Naarm; such an outpouring of love and support from our community and allies. LET'S GET THIS BAN OVERTURNED 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️ #protecttransyouth #transrights #nationaldayofaction #protecttranskids #handsoffourhealthcare
A gathering of queer, transgender people and allies marching through the city streets of Melbourne, in solidarity with transgender youth in Queensland. The transgender pride flag (stripes of pastel blue, white and pastel pink) is worn by some marchers as a cape, others wave the flag above their headsA person in a brightly patterned jumpsuit holds a handmade cardboard sign over their head during a Melbourne city street march in solidarity with Transgender youth. The sign reads: "This sign is tiny, but this community is HUGE"A person with blonde hair holds a handmade cardboard sign over their head during a Melbourne city street march in solidarity with Transgender youth. The sign reads: "Girl.....go check your husband's browser history"An obscured person among a crowd of peaceful marchers holds a handmade cardboard sign over their head during a Melbourne city street march in solidarity with Transgender youth. The sign is painted in blue, pink and white stripes representing the transgender pride flag, the sign reads: "Politicians are not Doctors"
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
@bellerbae.bsky.social yet another thing to stack on the pile of evidence as to why we need to live in Norway
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Feels so good to be back on skates again after 4 months. Bloody pumped for this year, and to be back in the fold with my fellow Diamonds. Fingers crossed this year I can finally add a Green Diamond to my helmet! 💚 💎💎💎 #rollerderby #skatersky #aussieskater #DVRDC💎
A pair of well-lobed and worn black roller derby quad skates with bright green wheels. The left boot is laced up with white laces, the right boot laces up with blue laces. Next to the skates is a black helmet with 3 diamond stickers on it; one white, one red and one orange, each sticker represents passing a skill level. The coloured diamond stickers surround a bigger diamond sticker with a scroll bearing club name: Diamond Valley Roller Derby Club.
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Sun Conure Tips for Living: "you can get through today; be your adorable, sweet-looking and unassuming self, then funnel your unfiltered, justified rage at tearing down the Oligarchy (don't forget to hydrate and nap when needed)" Thank you, Archibald 🦜💙✨ #conuresofbluesky #parrotsky #sunconure
Archie, a yellow, red, orange, green and blue sun conure parrot, is sitting on his humans computer desk. He tilts his head sideways at the camera, looking sweet, but also slightly mischievous. He too is part of the resistance
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Heather Turiello @heatherturiello.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This is a word of warning to all of us. Left, right, or anything else. Constantly reevaluating and learning.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Therapist: Have you been journaling your feelings? Me: *shows Bluesky timeline* Therapist: Oh no.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 01/02/2025
Yes. Not a dunk. QT for visibility. "several reliable, well-informed sources confirmed the idea that Hitler’s anti-Semitism was not so genuine or violent as it sounded, and that he was merely using anti-Semitic propaganda as a bait to catch masses of followers"
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The New York Times’ first article about Hitler’s rise is absolutely stunning
Vox is a general interest news site for the 21st century. Its mission: to help everyone understand our complicated world, so that we can all help shape it. In text, video and audio, our reporters expl...
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Slow-cooked lamb I made for Rads and Mum the other night: - rosemary from the yard - lemon - unholy amount of garlic - honey - salt - pepper Low and slow for 5 hours, then 30 mins in the oven as hot as she'll go. Forgot the after photo, too busy eating it 😂 #foodsky #dinner #slowcooker #lambroast
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Jeff Abrazos @nullpinter.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
She is majestic Once a pet, then abandoned She stays majestic
The High Line NY Pigeon sculpture
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
"If Adolf Hitler flew in today; they'd send a limousine anyway" - (White Man) In Hammersmith Palais, The Clash #fucktrump #fuckelon #ahundrednaziscalps #itsuptoallofus
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Negan @rogernegan.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Mid-yawn; one foot into "The Void ™️" #parrotsky #conuresofbluesky #sunconure #birbvoid
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
My altar is set up near the entry way of our house. It's been some time since I've engaged in ancestor worship or connected to the Gods. After finding so many wonderful Norse Heathens here on #bluesky; I'm bolstered again in such globally tumultuous times. #takk #heathensky #norseheathen #allfather
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
He's fully cracked the shits at me because I won't stand there watching him while he eats; but then also yelled at me when I did what he wanted. 5 minutes later he bit me because I kissed him 🤣 #parrotsky #sunconures #birbs #birdsofbluesky
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After Dinner Conversation® @afterdinnerconversation.com · 22/01/2025
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
@gorejess14.bsky.social yasss you made it! ✨🤙💙
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Who made this 🤣
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
interviewer: how are your listening skills? me: absolutely
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Joanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
This happy lad singing songs in the middle of our pitch and putt session was the best #Australianmagpie #Australianbirds #local #magpies #birdsofaustralia
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The "suggested" articles that my Google News homepage comes up with is honestly on point.
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
"IF NOT NEST WHY NEST-SHAPED?" #parrotsky #sunconures #parrots #birbs
Archibald, a yellow, orange and green sun conure parrot, shreds through a cardboard egg carton with his beak and sits in the cavity he made, faces the camera and looks proud of his destruction
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
ME: Why do they call it a John Doe and not a Who-man? CORONER: Are you here to identify the body? ME: I am not.
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I know which one I am
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Emmett R (he/him) @doomsdaypigeon.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The way I became disproportionately annoyed that "nuggets" trending has nothing to do with actual nuggets. Spoiler alert: it's about basketball. Terrible. #Nuggets #Judas #Sportball
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Alex Diaz @alexd702.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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What Fresh Hell is Being Unleashed on Us Today @bluejumpsuit.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Patron saint of health care
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