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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A pair of texts. At the top is a picture of a red, inflatable, capital letter “T.”

I asked my brother "Hey, have you tried green tea?"
He said yeah.
Then I said "Oh, have you tried red tea?"
And he said "Oh I didn't know that was a thing!"
Then hit him with this guy.
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Morgan Piercy, Therapist in Kansas at Deconstruction Counseling @deconstructionkc.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Shoutout to Amelia Bedelia for normalizing autistic and neurodivergent communication styles since 1963 🎉 We will never know what she did to get those arms, though. #mentalhealthmatters #everydayautistic #AuDHD
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Tophee, a small brown tabby with a white chin, lies on her side on a table. Her mouth is open as in surprise!
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Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
'night
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Okay, a post that’s isn’t a patapodopun (a definitely real word.) I’m at Wimbledon! It’s been a great day so far.
A green grass court with Flavio on one side and Novak on the other. It looks like it could be AI generated, but I assure you it’s not! The green is very pretty.
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Today at Wimbledon, a scheme is afoot. #ducktales
Background: The grass courts of Wimbledon. The stands are starting to fill.
Foreground: A blue shoe with a geometric texture, and in it a foot wearing a sock with the greatest Scottish billionaire duck, Flintheart Glomgold. Old Flinty (as he’s sometimes known) is a stocky white duck, and obviously the most Scottish. He’s from the reboot of Ducktales.
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Decorative Gourd Season Motherfuckery (he/him) @digitaldiscipline.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
"Hump the bar? I'd rather find the bar!" DOOOOHOOHOHOH "Can you engage your glutes?" "I dunno, can you disengage me from this gym?" BAHH HOH HAHAH HOOO
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Is it gauche to respond to my own set-up joke post with the joke I set up?
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I wouldn’t normally, but how did it know?
the signs as mario kart characters
aries: donkey kong
taurus: toad
gemini: koopa troopa
cancer: yoshi
leo: peach
virgo: luigi
libra: rosalina
scorpio: waluigi
sagittarius: bowser
capricorn: mario
aquarius: dry bones
pisces: daisy
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
"There is ZERO reason pets should be fed raw diets. Stop endangering pets because of wellness influencer disinformation."
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 27/02/2025
Oh, man, not Gene Hackman. 2025 can just fuck right off. Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Sorry everyone I’m a giant sucker for these comics and they barely have to try to hook me - But also this looks great and I’m super excited. It really feels like they captured Ben Grimm, which is not an easy task!
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
They're really going all out with this Fantastic Four trailer promo
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/02/2025
Did you know? In 1968, 24 Black men in Pittsburgh revolutionized emergency medicine. The Freedom House Ambulance Service was established to provide emergency medical care to underserved Black neighborhoods—creating the world’s first paramedics.
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drug doc @pkpd-babe.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Great @kavehmd.bsky.social House of Pod episode with Chief John Moon about Freedom House Ambulance #MedSky #BlackHistoryMonth 🛟 🧪 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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Episode 213 - Freedom House: The First Paramedics
Podcast Episode · The House of Pod · 01/22/2024 · 1h 26m
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Bumi just has the most pronounced Japanese animation cat smile I’ve seen.
Two tabby cats, one in front face down in a blanket. The other is laying in a brown cardboard cat-bowl with a self-satisfied grin on his white mouth.
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Nysuri @nysuri.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Stolen from tw*tter!!!
Three pics of Noah Wyle - one from 2019, one from 2020 and one from 2025 (though I think the old ones are even even older), showing his ageing and the inevitable physical decrepitude that comes from a career in emergency medicine 

The headline is “have you considered a career in emergency medicine?”
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Flow was very good but also very hard to watch. Not because it was violent or anything, but watching the lil cat and its adopted family struggle was a lot.
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I bet if Jackson Galaxy met my cats he would say "these are the best cats i have ever met. you must have been a very good parent to them"
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Hey, Ia! Merry, Ia! Ring a dong f’taghn! Ring a day , worship hey! Fal lal the R’lyeh! Thom bom, dread Thom, Thom Bombadilla!
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Tom Bombadil is Cottagecore Cthulhu. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
They have listened to the internet's complaints and Batman will be going toe to toe against the concept of systemic poverty
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/with-grati...
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With gratitude
I am overwhelmed by the response
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
From personal experience I can vouch for all this
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Justin Hensley @ebmgonewild.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Let's have a chat about "Extrication following a Motor Vehicle Collision" It's written by some people you probably know: Tim Nutbeam, Rob Fenwick, Charlotte Haldane, Caroline Leech, Emily Foote, Simon Todd, David Lockey Honestly, this is a breath of fresh air following years of cutting off roofs.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Now that he’s in the Public Domain I can finally share my dream character: Popeye who has given up spinach for the fresh taste and lifestyle of Monster energy
Popeye with monster energy cans including a Ballers Blend punch
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I think it’s obvious that the Gremlins were not the bad guys in Gremlins 2. They were just atavistic little weirdos that wanted to explore New York, only to be killed by a billionaire.
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
It happened again! Start spreading the news! Happy New Year everyone:)
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Like there’s literally no way - they’re fighting a giant spider Mohawk! It’s impossible
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This is the spot where I start worrying that I mistimed the movie. It seems improbable - no, impossible! - that this progresses in 5 minutes to a musical number. And yet
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Because of the end of civilization the Clamp News Network leaves the air. We hope you have enjoyed our programming but most of all we hope you have enjoyed… life.
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
“There are some things… that man… is not meant to splice.” “…he is a problem tenant.”
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Brainy Gremlin is absolutely the star of the show imho.
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This gremlar came to work! Is a famous quote in these parts.
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The tech geeks criticizing the Gremlins rules only to immediately get murdered always gets a chuckle outta me
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Daniel Clamp nails the part too well - he needs to be less likeable than he comes off. His business is obviously horrifying, but just not enough falls on him directly.
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Robert Prost, who plays Grandpa Fred in Gremlins 2, is from Philly! Good on you Philly.
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I can’t really recommend this whole Norovirus experience. 0/5 stars
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
there was an old woman who swallowed a fly
a creature that looks like a very tall old woman in a hospital gown steps through a doorway. its face is a false growth on the front of a huge and monstrous maw that is opening wide and dripping with saliva
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
40 notes to finish 🥲
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Love these - though they are parody, just so’s no one is concerned. www.newyorker.com/humor/borowi...
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Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.
“We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” a spokesperson for Denmark said.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
OH YOU DID IT! THANK YOU SO MUCH! They will be so excited and I am so grateful!!!!! 😭
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
This is pretty incredible! Also that moon column is badass
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 22/12/2024
its 2026. a zoomer sees a stack of playing cards and goes "nice balatro reference"
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screamingcactus.bsky.social @screamingcactus.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Nephew lays down five threes and a Yugioh card, says this hand is worth twelve hundred points. Uncle pops a blood vessel in his forehead
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Early Xmas spread!
A cornucopia of dishes - chocolate cake, potatoes, salad, medium rare filet, and Colombian style rice (yellow and delicious.) All atop a marble white counter top.
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David Chung @cruncherwax.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
If we want to reduce demand on Emergency Departments then the best way is to reduce inequalities in healthcare and society, not turn people away at the door. thedoctor.bma.org.uk/articles/hea...
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Inequality is an emergency too
It might be hard to see a chaotic emergency department as presenting 'opportunities', but a group of doctors committed to tackling health inequalities say they can be places where meaningful intervent...
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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
The word “pants” actually originates from the Greek goat-legged god of the same name, and the snare drum he wore on his legs.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Existential sea urchin. A sea urchin says "every day, I am haunted by the looming presence of death. Yes! Yes! I can see his hellish face! Emerging from the dark ether beneath the surface of reality." The urchin witnesses a figure in a black shroud, it's face obscured, carrying a scythe. The figure's face is revealed. It is a sea otter.
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