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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Okay, a post that’s isn’t a patapodopun (a definitely real word.) I’m at Wimbledon! It’s been a great day so far.

A green grass court with Flavio on one side and Novak on the other. It looks like it could be AI generated, but I assure you it’s not! The green is very pretty.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Today at Wimbledon, a scheme is afoot. #ducktales

Background: The grass courts of Wimbledon. The stands are starting to fill.
Foreground: A blue shoe with a geometric texture, and in it a foot wearing a sock with the greatest Scottish billionaire duck, Flintheart Glomgold. Old Flinty (as he’s sometimes known) is a stocky white duck, and obviously the most Scottish. He’s from the reboot of Ducktales.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Hip thrusts? More like hip rusts!

Statler and Waldorf, two old man muppets, sit in a red satin-lined balcony mocking those who appear before them. On the left, Statler with bushy white hair, on the right an Ebenezer Scrooge looking Waldorf with his muppet mouth hanging open in laughter.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

I wouldn’t normally, but how did it know?

the signs as mario kart characters
aries: donkey kong
taurus: toad
gemini: koopa troopa
cancer: yoshi
leo: peach
virgo: luigi
libra: rosalina
scorpio: waluigi
sagittarius: bowser
capricorn: mario
aquarius: dry bones
pisces: daisy

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Bumi just has the most pronounced Japanese animation cat smile I’ve seen.

Two tabby cats, one in front face down in a blanket. The other is laying in a brown cardboard cat-bowl with a self-satisfied grin on his white mouth.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

I have a similarly themed set! (Moved em a bit to fit into a picture.)

A picture of a Gollum-Sméagol set of book ends. The books behind include a few Stranger Planet booklets, Witch’s Book of Self Care, Name of the Wind, and Oryx and Crake.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I thought “wow that sounds interesting - I’m gonna check it out!” Anyways, this is the author bio on Amazon:

“This is awkward and a little creepy. They tell me I have to do it for promotional purposes, but I've already got a blog. I've already got a website. Being told that setting up an author page on fcuking *Amazon* is essential to success? A company that treats us all like such goddamn children it doesn't even allow us to correctly spell an epithet with a venerable history going back 900 years or more? That just sucks the one-eyed purple trouser eel.

Also the bio information above is fucked. For example, my work has only appeared in 36 BoY collections, not 350; the noms and awards info is out of date too, but apparently it was all written by some publishing house and I can't change it from this interface.

Still, here I am. But if you're really all that interested, go check out my actual blog/website. Google is not your friend (any more than Amazon is), but at least it'll point you in the right direction.

I'm the one on the left, by the way.”

The author’s pfp is a picture of a white man with a goatee and graying hair on the left, and a white cat on the right.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Sorry there’s only one masterful gambit in my book

A picture of Remy LeBeau, aka Gambit, a Caucasian man with brown hair wearing a skin tight thing around the sides of his head and neck, with the face and hair exposed. He has a brown trench coat and holds an Ace of Spades in his hand, ready to throw it.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

When you want to get your chakra pounded out but your third eye isn’t gaping

Erlang Shen from Black Myth Wukong. A pale Asian man with long black hair, glancing down as if in thought. His third eye in the center of his forehead doesn’t not look like a vagina.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I came here to make a l’chaimari joke about foreskins so I guess I’ll leave it here

Rings of squid, aka calamari. But they look like they could be foreskins, hypothetically.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

It depends on the vampire! They sometimes put fangs in some strange spots

A set of eight vampire fangs showing the different placements of fangs in various media.

Dracula: Canines
Nosferatu: Front middle incisors
Interview with the Vampire: Canines and a little guy next to them
True Blood: Front adjacent incisors
Underworld: Canines and a weirdly shaped adjacent
Supernatural: Just all of em
The Lost Boys: Front adjacent incisors mostly, and little canines
Twilight: Just some guy’s teeth all filed

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Holy shit - those first panels are me! My friends SWORE I’d love running. “Try a half marathon - you’ll get addicted!” My online compatriots, this was not so.

Jonathan Frakes meme with multiple instances of him saying, “Wrong. No. It never happened. No way. Not a chance. Pure fiction. It’s a total fabrication.”

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

“Patient is an elderly person with a chief complaint of constipation.”

“Liar! Liar! Liaaaaarr!!” screams the old woman and wife of Miracle Max in the Princess Bride. She is elderly with a brown robe, wrinkly skin, and white messy hair. She is pointing angrily as she shouts.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Two years since we adopted these milkchins. We call it Avatar Day since they’re both named after earthbenders.

Tophee is a little brown tabby cat, curled up into a tiny ball. She’s sleeping on a green-orange-white quilt.

Bumi is a fluffier tabby cat, currently flopped over on his back with his belly exposed to the world. He’s asleep in a bowl made of corrugated cardboard.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

No one likes to talk about the origin of the word skeet, but historians agree it was in 1991 on Nickelodeon.

Mosquito “Skeeter” Valentine from the show Doug. He’s a cartoon man with blue-green skin, a red shirt with a lightning bolt, and short scant hair. He’s pointing at himself with his thumb.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Sorry, we have a kidney rhesus?

Rhesus monkey - a light brown and white monkey gazing towards the camera. He hates sodium though, so I think we’ll be okay.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

The cats were very excited to have us come back.

Bumi, a large tabby cat, sits in an office chair. Tophee, a small tabby cat who is MUCH more nervous about things, is sitting on an open drawer atop a wooden desk.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Had a great time on our trip and identified the hell out of some trees (something I’m not at all skilled at.)

A picture of a small bog maybe? Some hemlock trees, some fallen logs, and a lot of green moss! Probably makes Black and Green mana if I had to guess.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Honestly though I’m more of a Peter B Parker (minus the kid.)

Peter B. Parker aka Schlubby Spider-Man. Unkempt looking Caucasian man wearing an old gray jacket over a Spider-Man costume. He’s eating a French fry and looks tired - very tired.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Just look at this guy - how can you hate that?

Jim Varney, oddly much better looking than you’d expect for the actor who portrayed Ernest.

He’s a Caucasian man with a lean face, graying stubble, and shortish messy hair.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Going on a short trip and these two cats have got feelings about it. They’re not going, and they don’t trust all the cleaning we’re doing.

A surprisingly ominous picture of Tophee glaring at the camera. The lighting is dark, and she is squinting as hard as she can squint.

Tophee is a small tabby cat with a white chin. She’s sitting in a bowl close to the camera and squinting hard. She does not look happy.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

That’s exactly what it wants you to think

Picture of a bleached blonde hedgehog - I mean, an albino hedgehog. Easily capable of disguising itself as Guy Fieri’s spiky hair.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Milkchin pic since I’ve got all these new followers

Tophee in the foreground, a little cross eyed tabby cat who don’t see too good, and Bumi, a slightly larger tabby cat, lying in the back with a smile on his face. There’s also a Spider-Man blanket!

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 08/10/2024

“Huh, I wouldn’t mind hunting that.”

Picture from Kraven the Hunter. I don’t want to hate on it, I’m sure Aaron Taylor-Johnson is a fine guy, and this is definitely a picture of him - a white guy with brown hair around shoulder length and a goatee. The camera is zoomed in close to show his face and shoulders. He’s in a forest I guess? Anyway, he’s definitely Kraven the Hunter I guess.

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

I think this is canonically an Undertale post

TEMMIE!

(TEMMIE is a small adorable? Dog-like humanoid with long human looking hair. It’s rendered in Undertale’s oldschool pixelated, black and white style, and canonically TEMMIE is very very annoying.)

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Spider-Duck @doomduck.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

Rats in a raincoat is always my favorite variant

A picture of Sammy from Sideways Stories from Wayside School. A grade school child is hidden among numerous rain coats to where you can only see his eyes. The raincoats are dripping wet.

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