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Dontfollowmeman 📯

@dontfollowmeman.bsky.social
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It's just the username I came up with years ago idc if you follow me or not, 26, pan enby, he/she/they/it

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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 07/10/2026
Deutschland gespannt, wann genau Merz heute die vier CDU-Abgeordneten aus Sachsen-Anhalt, die mit der AfD paktiert haben, aus der Partei wirft www.der-postillon.com/2026/10/rip-...
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Deutschland gespannt, wann genau Merz heute die vier CDU-Abgeordneten aus Sachsen-Anhalt, die mit der AfD paktiert haben, aus der Partei wirft
Berlin, Erfurt (dpo) - Jetzt muss Friedrich Merz durchgreifen: Nach vollmundigen Aussagen des CDU-Chefs, er werde alle aus der Partei werfen, die mit
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Max58 @max58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Twilight Princess inspired art I did recently #LegendofZelda #TwilightPrincess
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Dontfollowmeman 📯 @dontfollowmeman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Recently played through the entire thing for the second time, it's totally worth it
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Yahtzee Croshaw @yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My game Starstruck Vagabond's on sale again for 50% off in the Autumn steam sale! store.steampowered.com/app/2448930/...
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Save 50% on Starstruck Vagabond on Steam
A space captain accidentally freezes themselves for two thousand years, finding themselves in an unfamiliar galaxy. Fortunately, there's always someone who needs cargo delivered.
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 28/09/2026
Nächster Antisemitismus-Hammer! Linkspartei verbietet "Stolpersteine" … ach nee, Stopp, das war die CDU. Dann isses natürlich halb so wild! www.der-postillon.com/2026/09/stol...
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Nächster Antisemitismus-Hammer! Linkspartei verbietet "Stolpersteine" … ach nee, Stopp, das war die CDU. Dann isses natürlich halb so wild!
Berli… oder nee, Heidenau (dpo) - Wie antisemitisch kann man sein! Die Berliner Linke hat angekündigt, alle sogenannten Stolpersteine abzuschaffen, di
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茉ノ手茉李南 @edonamtweet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
link and tetra
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月桂 @laurel-owo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#ゼルダの伝説
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茉ノ手茉李南 @edonamtweet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
telink
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茉ノ手茉李南 @edonamtweet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
telink
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we are reinventing scheming eunuchs from base principles
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love to witness the mass loss of privacy rights across the world and directly perceive a big part of it turning out to be for reducing legal hurdles to gambling advertising
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Alli Shaw @allidrawscomics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's Bi Visibility day look at me and my favorite warlord #AlliDrawsArt
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Alli Shaw @allidrawscomics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Looking through my files it occurs to me that the most bisexual things I have drawn have all been Phantomarine fanart.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
also, it's what the fascists want! why would giving them WHAT THEY WANT make them go away? it shows them you're willing to give them what they want! they'll make demands!
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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autumn wright 🍂 @autumn-wright.com · 14/09/2026
every line
Who is winning the internet, who is getting canceled, who gets to play the stadium and who doesn't, all of it becomes so small when held against what we are actually witnessing in Gaza and the West Bank. An entire people being displaced, starved and killed while the world debates which wo5rds we are allowed to use to describe it, how those words make us feel, and whether or discomfort matters more than the people living through a genocide.
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 14/09/2026
If folks on here want to pretend that the only thing Talarico said was about sports, that's fine—it's also not true. He would ban gender affirming care for 17 year olds. And I'm sure many of you haven't tried to figure out how to keep a trans kid from killing themselves, so you don't get it
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 07/09/2026
Elon Musk begrüßt AfD-Wahlsieg www.der-postillon.com/2026/09/musk...
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Elon Musk begrüßt AfD-Wahlsieg
Austin (dpo) - Das ist aber nett! Elon Musk persönlich hat den Wahlsieg der AfD in Sachsen-Anhalt begrüßt. Dazu erhob der reichste Mann der Welt seine
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:
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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i wish i was an evil scientist toying with the limits of natural creation shunned by the whole of modern society and i had a grubby little lab assistant that believed in even the most nightmarish of my ambitions and also thought i was the most beautiful genius in all the world
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Xiao 🦋 NYCC B36 @velinxi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The best way I can describe Dungeon Crawler Carl is that Matt Dinnamin is spinning ten plates. Just when you think you figured out how he’s spinning ten plates, he grows a third arm and shoots a gun, and you really shouldve seen it coming because he told you he had a third arm with a gun 2 books ago
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
A picture of an adorable ESO Bantam Guar. Text on the top and bottom of the image reads: "Share if you think Bantam Guar are cute or want Nuremberg trials for ICE agents".
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SJWJamesBond @mvbrat10.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 21/08/2026
Welt empört, dass Ben Gvir ausspricht, was Israels Armee seit drei Jahren macht www.der-postillon.com/2026/08/ben-...
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Welt empört, dass Ben Gvir ausspricht, was Israels Armee seit drei Jahren macht
Jerusalem (dpo) - Kann der Mann denn nichts für sich behalten? Weltweit wächst die Kritik am israelischen Sicherheitsminister Itamar Ben-Gvir. Ihm wir
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Combos & Doodles @combosdoodles.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
friend of mine pointed out how funny it is now that Spidey is in the Endgame girl power scene
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Luce Northstar 🔞 @lucezozzerie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
tumblr is having a great one about this, little masterpiece of a post I'd say
first post reads: Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you. 
reblog reads: "you're less internet savy than a 13 year old mormon" is a diabolical thing to say to someone, I support it
original: tumblr.com/silverwolf1249/825380941390348288
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 20/08/2026
Merz zieht Konsequenzen nach Ben-Gvir-Aussagen: "Wir werden Waffen in Zukunft nur noch mit vorwurfsvollen Blicken nach Israel schicken" www.der-postillon.com/2026/08/merz...
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Merz zieht Konsequenzen nach Ben-Gvir-Aussagen: "Wir werden Waffen in Zukunft nur noch mit vorwurfsvollen Blicken nach Israel schicken"
Berlin (dpo) - Nach den jüngsten menschenverachtenden Aussagen von Israels Sicherheitsminister Itamar Ben-Gvir greift die Bundesregierung durch: Künft
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 19/08/2026
Klare Ansage an Israel: Merz erhebt Zeigefinger in Richtung Netanjahu und sagt "du, du, du" www.der-postillon.com/2025/05/merz...
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Klare Ansage an Israel: Merz erhebt Zeigefinger in Richtung Netanjahu und sagt "du, du, du"
Berlin (dpo) - Bundeskanzler Friedrich Merz hat den Ton angesichts der Ausweitung der israelischen Offensive im Gazastreifen und der damit einhergehen
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KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber @kaijufluffs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I do not live in England, let alone Clacton-On-Sea, but if I did, I would vote for the bin and not the trash.
Illustration of Intergalactic Space Warrior, Count Binface, holding up a 1 pound croissant against an interstellar background. Text says "Make your vote COUNT"
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Jack "Commissions Open" McGee @droolingdemon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
dizzy sketches
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Alli Shaw @allidrawscomics.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Starting out with your magnum opus sucks bc you're 4 years deep and realize you cut corners you didn't want to cut out of desperation, you lacked skills you didn't notice before, your tastes changed, & now you have a more polished idea you want to start." THAT'S a clearer picture of the problem.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Tories have selected a convicted former Neo-Nazi as a councillor. Here's why that reflects very poorly on Jeremy Corbyn.
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Helixel @helixel-illustrations.com · 05/08/2026
My day would not change because I don't use any of these and never have. 🫡
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Nick TP @nixotalkspoli.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yes that is how taxes work. my tax dollars fund roads I don’t use and go to the fire department when I have never used them and hope to not. Do you consider I am “taking the hit” for paying those taxes?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Tess is Surviving the Horrors @mothmother.com · 01/08/2026
I started getting followed by some "film festivals" and "writing festivals" and thought "oh, these are cool!" Then I looked a little closer. They're all part of a network that preys on writers, charging us for reviews, and feeding our stuff into slop generators. So I made a list.👋🏻🖕🏻😠
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not everyone knows! Keep spreading the word!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the thing Star Trek got most correct is that, if advanced sentient life exists, we will fuck it immediately and some of us will be marrying into the species within a year
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penny @hollhorse.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Nautical Nonsense is (Not) Something You Wish
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The terms "noncon" and "dubcon" are sometimes criticized as being a cover for rape, but using those terms is very much setting up parameters of play. “This is intended to be a sexy BDSM scenario, not a serious or thoughtful exploration of sexual assault.“ Meet the narrative where it's at!
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 23/07/2026
Asterix-Comics wegen Verherrlichung von Doping aus dem Handel genommen
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Asterix-Comics wegen Verherrlichung von Doping aus dem Handel genommen
Ist das das Aus für die unbeugsamen Gallier? Wie der Ehapa-Verlag am Mittwoch mitteilte, werden alle Bände der beliebten Asterix-Reihe von Autor René Goscinny und Zeichner Albert Uderzo landesweit…
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Koa @kekokiri.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Read the full article, but this paragraph alone, whew they cooked
This is how the people running the show at Xbox—and countless companies besides— view games, not to mention everything else in their robotic, colorless lives. Numbers and lines trending ever upward. Fuel for platitudes and faux-inspirational nonsense directed at the Linkedin hivemind, of which they all paradoxically believe they're the main character. Another stepping stone toward the next bigger, better thing. No ultimate destination, no camaraderie, no soul. Just an endless ladder that leads to the void regardless of which way you climb.
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 20/07/2026
Der Postillon beantwortet Alltagsfragen: "Bin ich gleich ein Nazi, nur weil ich AfD wähle?"
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Der Postillon beantwortet Alltagsfragen: "Bin ich gleich ein Nazi, nur weil ich AfD wähle?"
Deutschlands größte Tageszeitung der Welt
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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
now that im single i can fully hallucinate a romantic relationship with clark kent 😍 its gonna get so much worse!
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Is Disco Elysium like Homestuck?", asks a friend who knows neither, blissfully unaware of the academia-worthy cognitohazard packed in such a short sentence
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Eromancer @eromancer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
They're building a digital prison and most people don't even know it. Your art, your free expression, your dissent. Literally anything they find objectionable they want to label as "obscene" and debank and imprison you for.
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