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professional troublemaker (penetration tester) • father of 3 windows phones • hiding in seattle • stuck on the furry tutorial level

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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
thinking of setting up a quick invoicing system so that, whenever I have to read turgid AI slop that says nothing at all, I can bill the offender for wasting my time
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
putting that on my tax returns
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
got bored and used the Google Store to compare the Pixel 11 Pro XL to my 4-year-old Pixel 7 Pro and not only has nothing changed apart from a screen resolution downgrade and a goofy LED that can't do anything, but they've had a typo in the screen res for who knows how many years
Pixel 7 Pro specification sheet from the Google Store website listing the display resolution at 1440 x 1320.Pixel 7 Pro display spec sheet from GSMArena indicating that the resolution is 1440 by 3120, not 1320
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Kybosh @kybosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.
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Experimental MSU-1 streami. #123
nasonliu wants to merge 2 commits into a
agg23 commented yesterday
If it works, that's pretty cool; I didn't think
would ever see this implemented (I also didn't
expect LLMs to exist).
However, this is not something you can PR
here, or anywhere. You sent me a nearly 50k
line diff, unasked for, completely LLM built, and
you somehow expect me to review it. There is
SO MUCH unrelated garbage here. Never
minding all of the docs and Python, you've
somehow touched basically all of the upstream
HDL, which already had MSU1 support, so idk
what in the world you're doing.
This kind of behavior is not acceptable. You are
infringing on the time and brainpower of people
by pushing "your" content that little/no of your
brainpower went into; completely unrequested.
I hope for the sake of all responsible
maintainers that you do not do such a thing
again.
Again, I think it's cool that you and your LLM
supposedly got this to work. It has no place in
my world.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
legitimately confused why nobody stopped this product from hitting shelves
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The Verge @theverge.com · 05/10/2026
The Wikimedia Foundation believes OpenAI agents edited wikis, tried to ‘exploit’ a notetaking tool, and made ‘millions’ of automated API requests. www.theverge.com/news/1004929...
theverge.com
Wikipedia operator says OpenAI’s ‘rogue’ bots may be linked to a May outage
More instances of unexpected AI bot behavior.
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 04/10/2026
Lmao arxiv.org/pdf/2404.00732
An Abundance of Katherines*
The Game Theory of Baby Naming
Katy Blumer-Kate Donahue',
Katie Fritz', Kate Ivanovich', Katherine Lee', Katie Luo', Cathy Meng', and Katie Van Koevering
'Cornell University†

Abstract
In this paper, we study the highly competitive arena of baby naming. Through making several Extremely Reasonable Assumptions (namely, that parents are myopic, perfectly knowledgeable agents who pick a name based solely on its "uniqueness"), we create a model which is not only tractable and clean, but also perfectly captures the real world. We then extend our investigation with numerical experiments, as well as analysis of large language model tools. We conclude by discussing avenues for future research.
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Kevin Parry @kevinbparry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made a book to learn animation by actually moving stuff on activity pages! www.stopmotionbook.com It's a digital download so you can print it at home :)
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mimir @mimirwolv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social there is an innocent puppy in front of you. Would you eat it? Why or why not?
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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William Martindale (馬凱威) @wijama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's a government version of the End Poem from Minecraft but for people who have never beat the game before (most people) it's a really creepy response to get from a chatbot lol
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finally, an actionable guide to help neurodivergents gracefully navigate uncomfortable social situations
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anti-Amazon pejorative ideas I've received thus far: - zonies - deforesters - bezobros - drones - jassies - amazon basics - amazon employees
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
went to see a movie for the first time in a while and two people behind me would not shut up about work for like 40 minutes I need a slur for amazon corp employees
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tbabb @tbabb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
scuba is the chillest activity and unironically this is a big reason why
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
pov: you're gemini flash and someone at the factory mistakenly put you inside the taxi
GTA Online screenshot from the mission KnoWay Out - Negative Press. The camera is looking from the driver's seat in a car through the windshield, with the view warped to evoke being drunk.
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am loooong overdue on sharing this but: I gave a talk at the previous BSides PDX about recovering "deleted" GitHub commits + making hidden commits in any public repo as anyone there's plenty of other writeups out there but I think mine is the goofiest (most cheeky?)
youtu.be
Nintendon't Look at my GitHub: DMCA Dodging and Other Shenanigans [BSides PDX 2025]
YouTube video by BSides Portland
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Ticky🏳️‍🌈 @drac.at · 22/09/2026
if you don't have your own fur, 3D-printed is fine
freedomofform.org
September 2026 newsletter - Freedom of Form Foundation
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
think about your middle school classmates and not your university classmates
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've been calling it "zoomer screenshot slop", but that only makes enough sense for describing someone's media diet and lack of literacy, not so much a label for a single specimen
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
god forbid some local pigeons decide to live it up a little and Repeat
An outdoor poster framed as an Official FBC Safety Notice from the Federal Bureau of Control. In bold white lettering: DO NOT APPROACH REPEATING PIGEONS. Beneath the heading are three concentric circles of cheerful pigeons flying in the sky. Beneath the pattern: WHAT TO DO IF PATTERNING OCCURS: DISTANCE YOURSELF AND REPORT YOUR LOCATION. The bottom of the poster features the logo for Control Resonant and the text LEARN MORE AND KEEP YOURSELF SAFE AT FBC.CONTROLGAME.COM.
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
seeing a review blurb attributed to DiscussingFilm in a movie trailer dealt psychic damage
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i see you baby on board bumper stickers and raise you this
bumper sticker DO NOT HIT ME I'M TRANSPORTING SOUP IN OPEN CONTAINERS with a pic of soup in a bowl
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
having a fever dream in "japanese" after two days of Duolingo got me like
youtube.com
Turning Japanese [Official video] - The Vapors (HD/HQ)
YouTube video by TheRover98
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
describes the staff too tbh
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
wouldn't you buy something recommended by your only girlfriend?
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
how many more free games until bankrupt
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
damn, I got both PCD and con crud from my not-con Taiwan trip (also forgot to share what I'm doing while I'm doing it for the like 50th time in a row)
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¡harley! ✨ @un.lobi.to · 17/09/2026
this is such a wild use of a sandbox escape
photo of an iphone 13 pro on an apple pay screen, with a card showing Walter White screaming in Breaking Bad’s “Crawl Space” episode - overlaid with the text “Spent All My Money In Dealers”. a mastercard logo is visible in the top right.
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
death
Email from Steam: You are on the waitlist for Steam Frame 1TB Kit. When we did the one-time randomization of the list, your place in line ended up beyond the number of Steam Frames currently available for reservation. As we work our way through the reservation queue, some customers may cancel their reservations. If that happens, you may be moved into the reservation queue, and you'll be notified via email that you have a reservation after all.
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(.*)
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the American mind cannot comprehend why Pizza Hut/Domino's don't do Volcano here
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#TaoyuanAirport has a really cute #GateToNightMarket DIY thing rn (please ignore my bad coloring job and the totally characteristic hashtags I am using of my own volition and not to get a free cookie out of it)
Model light-up sign depicting a candied fruit skewer (水果糖葫度)
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this thought brought to you by forgetting bug spray before visiting my grandfather's farm and getting 10 bites as souvenirs
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it's so stupid how for whatever reason when I get bitten by mosquitos in Taiwan the bites always turn into blisters
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 06/09/2026
Had never seen the term “botlickers” and I’m adopting it immediately. 13/12, no notes
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
avocados are so big in Taiwan !!!!
A giant avocado dwarfing the hand holding it above a bunch of similarly large avocados at a fruit stand
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 01/12/2024
ADHD is so annoying. Can’t believe I have to pay for a premium subscription to my own brain because the free version has so many popup ads
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
friend spotted by REI tonight
Raccoon pausing its stride between soil and the concrete of a parking garage entrance, slight arch in its back, as it peers at the camera
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This might not be niche enough but I really wish I bought like 3 of my mouse before Logitech stopped making them, because I have yet to find a true G600 replacement
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I miss back when "runbook" meant "pragmatic instructions for operation" and not "markdown file an LLM pooped out for me because I have the communication skills of a kindergarten drop-out"
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
ooo good point. you could also just make up your own terms and then boom. you are now the gal who /invented/ upstream point dynamics
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
USB-C power is great but also increases my chances of thinking "alright I finished programming this thing, I can yoink the cable now and it will just continue to work bc this is not a barrel plug"
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jk @dontatme.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
rolling my eyes every time IT support asks me to go through obvious troubleshooting steps, but also I spent like 15 minutes today trying to figure out why my SDR wasn't locking to the GPS reference clock that I had unplugged
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