iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

watching: Conan the Destroyer (1984) for the umpteenth time it’s never been a particularly good movie but it aged gracefully like a bag of cheetos that’s been handled with care in a supermarket

James Earl Jones probably isn’t a great fan of shitposting

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forget the inspection, can i make it in time to get the food?

sometimes i’m like “time to drink a bit of water” but the little angel on my shoulder is like “nah, dumbass, drink the whole glass then go to the kitchen, fill it up and drink another one” ok little angel, thanks for looking out

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OK BUT DID YOU GIVE PIERRO A KISS ON THE HEAD AND TELL HIM I SAID HI

i can pretend to understand what you are doing if you can get me some of that, i’ll be your assistant or something

your posts are like looking at the sun rise

it’s sean connery, he’s wearing a weird suit and wielding a gun. what’s your next move?

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lauren no, this is supposed to be a pierro account or not; whatever happens im just happy to be here and pls say hi to the little guy

alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

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how do i get a job being mean to people who deserve it

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if i put as much effort into shitposting as i did in my work i’d be ceo by now but why would i want to do that

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“exactly what sock are we talking about” the dog asked, feloniously

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VWonders @vwonders.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

her (feloniously): “mind if i grab one of your fries?”

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Today’s other band names: Willfully & Feloniously or Felonious Milking or Mourning Mrs. Checkley’s Milk or Running About the Cows or Evil Disposed Persons or Feloniously David (Thanks for the inspiration! Good luck w/your new solemn vow, @dondanger.bsky.social.)

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brilliant! hope Mrs Checkley makes it to the morning for the night is young and the draft folder is full of terrors

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do you remember where you were when ‘Taken away the milk’ played that legendary set?

@vwonders.bsky.social something needs to be done here, perhaps a band name

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i pledge to use the word “feloniously” many times moving forward what a word, why did none of you tell me about this

dude milked cows feloniously and ran off with the milk

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

there was a time where you would buy ms paint and it came with a mouse in the box

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Beemo sporting her Pride tee for Pride month 🌈

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

[Puts a snorkel & flippers on my horse] Water polo ref: still no

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give The Sympathizer a shot if you haven’t seen it yet the creators’ canadian, korean and american influences make it very unique imo

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what’s your standard sandwich, in 300 characters or fewer: bread: toasted or not, any kind or thickness mayo ham: 3 slices, twisted cheddar sliced tomato w fresh cracked pepper puck of Iceberg or romaine heart yellow mustard bread cut diagonally

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throwback to when Mrs D heard me going “ooooh” and she was like “are you watching porn?!” but no, i was just looking at some deep discounts on really good cuts of meat in the grocery app

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lil dude had a day, long walk, played ball and is now spent sweet dreams bud, please don’t wake me up at 4:30

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appreciate you saying that Chicken i worked in telemarketing and surveys for a few years and know full well it can be tough to get shut down constantly had some time and it’s a subject im familiar with, so it was nice for both of us just wish i’d offered him a glass of water

this pm a telecom guy for the other company came to my door to offer me some deals we sat down on the front porch had a chat about what he had to offer and how all companies kind of suck it gave him a break from people slamming their doors at him and “a positive interaction” no sale but good talk

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not afraid to feel vulnerable

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yeah, it’s more about consistency i think 8 years ago a doctor told me to “get my daily steps in” since i didn’t care much for meds, been at it ever since doing grocery trips with a backpack 3-4 times a week has been the best permanent remedy for sciatica pain it takes time and perseverance

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we can talk about this but, generally speaking, doubt i am open to being your sandwich artist if this is what you really want just guide my hand

worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

it’s amazing what a half hour plus of good exercise every day can do for the body and mind well done 💪🏼

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I hope you're as unbothered as this kid falling off a cliff

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