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Don Bones

@donbones.bsky.social
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Man about town.

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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 19h
"I just want to keep my thing free" ?
Close crop of Sheeran's fucked up face
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I still remember like 10 years ago thinking these guys were gonna take down the government or whatever, and they just settled into resist lib engagement posting instead.
Anonymous reminding you to mask up
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nearly every category has gone private. The protein bar shelf is the open lane.
Nearly every category has gone private. The protein bar shelf is the open lane.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alright lads? Got a little job for you.
AI slop Bowies holding guns
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That classic line
AI slop blade runner shirt that reads "Lke Tears in rain" in a pop art speech bubble. It looks like shit
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stared at this one for way too long, feeling some kind of way
Gigachad Joey Ramone
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now we're talking
T-shirt of AI generated David Bowie holding a tommy gun
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Decent Red River Books haul today
Graphic novels: Punk Rock Jesus, Invisibles, My Friend Dahmer
Book: Secret History Of Twin Peaks
Dvd: Party Down season 1
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It seems like a terrible curse to need to grow and expand endlessly, despite having more money than God, destroying several thriving industries and cheapening the way people engage with media forever.
Robert Carlyle in Ravenous
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zoom ceo Eric Yuan
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sounds great sounds like lots of fun
Avengers Endgame: Encore Video Shows MCU Fans Reacting Even Louder Than They Did in 2019
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pitchfork review of an old Robert Pollard album. The score refuses to load because the website is falling apart. Frodo: Alright then,. keep your secrets
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wesley Snipes crying and aiming a gun
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Immediately stop using" is a terrible name for a smart glasses brand imo
caption: Immediately stop using AI smart Glasses recalled in canada, us
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hate this guy so much
altered CBC headline: Carney unveils bionic ear. "Just getting started," he says.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She seems to have spent her summer doing a Wickerman, but nobody is talking about it?
Jay post: Jay 🦋
 @jay.bsky.team
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Raccoon fight
me: i'm in a traveling musical troupe
them: oh what do you play
me: the helmet
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everytime I look at Bluesky Jay's profile there's some shit like this going on
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well they already sucked him off once so why not
Star trek guy from one of the star treks talking about Elon Musk as a visionary pioneer
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally, a Michael Myers that begs you to kill him.
Busted looking Michael Myers Halloween decoration that looks like total shit
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He really is doing the Hair Of Attonement lol
Ed Sheeran with his usual floppy hair before he had to shave it off to get serious. Still ugly.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, it smelled better this time? Get the fuck away from me.
Family standing outside bathroom door apparently approving of dad's new shit smell.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If my family did this I would walk out the door and never return.
Febreeze commercial. Family standing outside bathroom door evaluating dad's stinky shit.Dad exiting bathroom looking uncomfortable and befuddled.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
4 Signs Of An Ovweworked Liver (Do Not Ignore #2)
AI image of a woman furiously farting her brains out.

Caption: 4 Signs Of An Ovweworked Liver (Do Not Ignore #2)
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The fuck do you care
Microsoft account login prompt "Let's prove you're human"
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"You can marry them, you know." - Warren Beatty
Jerry Seinfeld on how Warren Beatty changed his mind on kids.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The ice.... is gonna BREAK
Christpoher Walken in the Dead Zone
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love paying an online booking fee when I buy movie tickets from a website. You didn't do anything!
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Willem Dafoe Spiderman meme: You know I'm something of a crypto idiot myself
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hang on let me check the rules of engagement before I interact with this random-ass person on the internet.
ALL CAPS BIO RULES:

ABSOLUTELY NO DMs. I WILL NOT RESPOND.

ANY PORN=AUTOMATIC BLOCK. DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO FOLLOW ME.

NOT HERE TO HOOK-UP. I ALREADY HAVE AN ATTENTIVE LOVING HUSBAND
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Bot: I want to enlighten you more.

Reply: If you have any information about my wife, such as where she is, I would love to be enlightened.

Bot: There's other ways of funding your account.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Reply: Discuss my wife? Doesn't seem relevant to anything here.

Bot: I want to enlighten you more
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Money makin, makin money moves
Bot: Hello, how are you doing?
How's your trading going? I hope everything is running smoothly for you!

Reply: My wife left me after losing all of our savings, but I got to keep the race car bed.

Bot: My wife left me after losing all of our savings, but I got to keep the race car bed.

Reply: I would love to but my wife has frozen all of my accounts

Bot: give a follow back let’s discuss
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Okay
Text: Sacha Baron Cohen is back as Ali G

Image: SBC in a rasta hat saying "It's probably wind or a big poo". He looks too old to be doing this.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh shit not again
Lord of the rings meme. 

Dwarf guy: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with doug ford
Elf guy with Ford's face: What about side by side with a friend?
Dwarf Guy: Fuck you man
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Weeder: Hey everybody it's the First Annual Bluesky Calm Weekend. Get your calm posts ready.

Shaun: angry stream in 5
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Legit spit take when I figured it out
Pa Kent (Kevin Costner) telling Superman not to save him from the tornado because he wants to die actually.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hey check this out
White guy in a tuxedo with two large carrots in his nose
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I think you dshould leave Patti Harrison saying "These tables are how i buy my house"
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hell yeah brother
Weapon X by Barry Windsor Smith
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Cheeto lady making a weird face. Peggy Hill is underneath, making a weird face
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You drew it yourself? Come on man
"I have an animation background and I drew it," Roth told Polygon at the time. "I worked with an animation team and I wanted it to look and feel like — there's an old Mickey Mouse cartoon where he goes to a haunted house and there's brooms and dancing skeletons and this kind of flowing dancing stuff and the jittery style of the animation. So I drew the loop cycles and the styles. Then I had some animators help kind of make it a little more fluid, and I worked with an artist to give it a bit of an old-timey jittery feel. But I sat there and I drew out the frames that I wanted, and I tried to match the style of the 1920s haunted Mickey Mouse cartoons."
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
texas Chainsaw family dinner scene
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I mean where else am I gonna hear this
Banda Caporal album cover
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
AI slop unltrasound but it's Kuato from Total Recall
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Make it make sense lady is looking at phone. Reverse shot shows Jeff Bezos doing his insane laugh
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Behind the scenes of the Make It Make Sense Podcast
Clone room from Alien Resurrection
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Claude logo
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hearing a guy died and checking his Wikipedia entry:
Nicholson Joker saying "I'm glad you're dead"
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
That creepy pro natalist couple where the guy looks like Sherman and the woman looks like a cartoon goose
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There was a FONT WAR!!!
Willem Dafoe in Boondock Saints
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