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Prophet of Gunk

@dogwomans.bsky.social
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No Minors 29 she/her it/its novice seer, experienced toucher, studying blood wizardry grace is grease, adults are children, data is both sacred and profane "It is our suffering that brings us together. It is not love."

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C.H. Romatowski @chromatowski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The CDC and partners “implemented air monitoring for pathogen surveillance in congregate areas at four U.S. international airports. From October 2023 to August 2024, SARS-CoV-2 was detected by PCR in 98.3% of air samples.” We desperately need indoor air cleaning measures. Til then: 😷
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 02/05/2026
sorcerers are adhd coded. wizards are autism coded. (takes huge bong rip) warlocks? ocd coded
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The old Stephen Jay Gould quote—"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops."—applies equally to baseball
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
listen she's had a fever of a hundred and three for millions of years. you should have checked it to see ages ago
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
so wait if we post this meme as descriptive of the situation is that bad?
meme with two rough cartoon figures, one is labeled "visibly marginalized person" and they're saying "I'm being harmed by liberal democrat policies now", the other is labeled "average democrat", and they're replying "I just fantasized about republicans killing you"
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm trying! it's rough out here
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 16/09/2026
literal lol
FLOCK camera's API key is indexed and searchable by google
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
This is heartbreaking, and I think the correct angle of attack. Prisoners’ rights are broadly unpopular, so focus on the collateral damage. Their kids didn’t do anything to deserve this.
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Children Deserve the Right to Hug Their Incarcerated Parents
Forty years after my family fought for the right for me to hug my mother in prison, children are still being denied the same human connection.
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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The wizard repairs a grimoire.
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ on Etsy!! @pypixy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect
Fanart for metroid ravenous and kirby. "we're gonna have to eat this guy, Kirby." "POYO <3"
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laika @punishedreplicant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[insane] girl who doesn't say a word for 17 years finally speaking and it's to talk about her vore fetish is the most transgender Samus has been since the devs called her a newhalf in the 90s
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Big Metallic D @bigmetallicd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ravenous Samus quoting the post below
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🔞ERIS🔞 @fatdragontail.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
every time someone here gets banned for some cartoon sex artwork, i imagine something like this
a person standing in front of their computer says, "I kept everyone safe today by reporting yucky sex art! I even feel safe enough to go out!" They go out, dragging their pet dog along on a too-tight leash, and they are surrounded by various everyday violence occurrences and symbols of surveillance paranoia culture: a house with many cameras and a neglected guard dog chained to a pole, a combination of an applied behavioural therapy centre and a school for troubled children (titled Saint Rapist's Behavioural School), a car with spiked tires that has a cage of people in the back, this car runs over a cat as it flashes lights at two handcuffed people. An officer checks their phone which says, "Arrest quota reached! Good job!" The person walking their dog says, "No more degenerates! We are so super safe!"
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doppelfish 💠 @doppelfish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy to oblige
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🔞Mx Wred's haunted 🏳️‍⚧️ brain 🔞 @mxwinifred.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Inflation adjusted, the typical middle aged American worker makes less now than their great grandparents did in the run up to the stock market crash of 1929
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
it's cool how theres three career paths for trans women and theyre all variations on Charlie Work
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grapesmoker @grapesmoker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
we actually have to destroy the alt-health industry in its entirety, much like we also need to destroy car dealerships
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Whenever I see one of these extremely niche but shockingly in depth wikipedia articles I check the revisions because there's usually some intensely dedicated and opinionated writers arguing in extremely funny ways
wikipedia citation text: curprev 06:05, 11 February 2020 Cantanchorus talk contribs m 12,807 bytes −2 →As a magic symbol: corrected "erected penis" to "erect penis"; I can only imagine "erected penis" as referring to, if anything, a penis that is in some sense built or constructed, with no particular implication as to its turgidity. undo
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keep calm and Carrie on @neoraven.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it is Labor Day, and you know what that means
DS9 meme o'brien saying "He was more than a hero. He was a union man."
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The Ghost Of Titsmas Future @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 20/09/2025
geologists 🤝 siscon relative dating
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PLDH @pldhnet.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Wake up dummy Animation by NilililN25 for Pokémon Sleep
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
fuck, marry, kill, hire, imprison, confide in, hold hands with, try to look at her eyes again without her noticing, pick up from the airport even though you had a really busy week and don't really have time to spare, swallow whole, bury in the woods, exhume from the peat bog, become, destroy, forget
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
"white men describe the feeling of walking on eggshells at work" they describe, fondly, the feeling of crushing something beautiful to dust beneath their feet
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
the thing about global right wing movements going all in on transphobia is that it makes it basically impossible to ignore how foundational the construction and enforcement of gender is to every part of what is wrong with this world. thankfully for them, cis people are very good at ignoring things
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
"you're acting like a child" you mean you are treating me as a sexual object got it
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
screenshot of a jana h-s tumblr reblog. the original post is a comic, in the style of a new yorker cartoon, depicting a labyrinth with a door leading to a beach. a minotaur stands outside the door looking in awe at the ocean which is out of frame. the original poster is a cartoonist whose tumblr handle is grickle14. the original text reads "He was stunned to have discovered an easy to access exit door". the reblogged text reads:

the true curse of monstrosity is already knowing the ending. knowing the story you leave will be a simple one, with a simple moral. knowing exactly how you will be remembered. but monsters aren't real. and neither are endings. find the door. open it
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Never Kill Yourself
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
"what would jesus do" he would get murdered by the state next question
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That selfhood which is our torment, and our treasure, and our humanity, does not endure. It changes; it is gone, a wave on the sea. Would you have the sea grow still and the tides cease, to save one wave, to save yourself?
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
you are capable of a type of joy that they will go to their graves having never experienced. those joys might not even seem like that big of a deal to you. it's worth trying to appreciate them as much as you can, if only out of spite
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Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpocalypse AA! @tansy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I will have the big-ass version of these at my Furpocalypse artist alley spot!
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Generational scene, everyone on my timeline was obsessed with this for weeks
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TrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.northsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/09/2026
Spirituality (beginner):
[Collage of new-age assets including a chakra chart, astrology wheel, tarot card, amethyst crystal, acid tab on a tongue, and psychedelic mushrooms.]

Spirituality (advanced):
[Hands holding a glass mug of beer and a lit joint.]
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Niccy 🏳️‍⚧️ @niccymarten.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it's interesting how unrepentant a lot of HP fans are compared to tesla owners, but a lot of them are like that too feels like some HP people want the stickers tho, and that's like asking for a slur pass x 100
comic depicting tesla cars with bumper stickers reading "anti-elon tesla club," "I bought this before elon went crazy," "vintage tesla, pre-madness edition," escalating to "absolve me," "absolve me," "tell me i'm good," "tell me i'm not to blame."

only source I could find was tumblr user geniusbee who is hopefully the original artist
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Yaoi Lowenthal @flawedhowl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yippee I love sharing unverifiable memes that will get antifascists arrested or killed if they follow the advice presented
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Sabot Media @sabot.media · 05/09/2026
URGENT: Autistici/Inventati says Banca Etica is terminating its banking relationship and blocking access to donated funds, leaving A/I unable to pay suppliers or maintain services. A/I says it will pursue legal action. Read A/I’s Sept. 5 statement keepitfree.ai/announcement...
Red, black and cream Sabot Media graphic dated Sept. 5, 2026, labeled “Autistici/Inventati Campaign” and “Urgent.” Large text reads: “Banca Etica has seized A/I’s assets.” Below: “A/I vows to file legal action to protect their funds.” A black line drawing shows a hand holding a money bag marked with a dollar sign. Bottom banner reads: “Read / Share / Preserve / Organize,” with “Independently published / Not affiliated with A/I,” “sabot.media,” and “Full article + free +KAOS book” in the footer.
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ez “dyke ghoulfriend” @ezrez.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i’m literally just some girl
Ez nude and half hard
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/09/2026
4 Kinds of Deep SEX That Will Awaken Your Instincts Arisa Misato
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 05/09/2026
Also on the real how the fuck do you contaminate BLEACH
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 05/09/2026
Well to be fair, I kinda think that the manga and definitely the anime fell off a long time a—
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Kermit The Frog on Muppet Show Stage
Alt: Kermit The Frog on Muppet Show Stage kermit the Frog being dragged off stage by a cane
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this is such a fuckin crazy article this dude really was flying by the seat of his pants to not acknowledge the Human Rights Violation Elephant In The Room
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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