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Christopher J. Teuton

@dogtreestudios.itch.io
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Game designer, artist, director, producer, and writer based out of Savannah, GA. Often found high up in trees or sleeping in sunbeams surrounded by dogs. He/Him. www.etsy.com/shop/DogTreeStudiosArt linktr.ee/christeuton

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Konstantinos Dimopoulos @konstantinosd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The DAAD Adventure Writer lets you build illustrated text adventures and deploy them across several 8-bit and 16-bit platforms. github.com/daad-adventu...
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 26/09/2026
Had a great time at the Live Like Locals 2026 Art Walk in Pooler today! Sold a bunch of art, made some new friends, and officially ran out of business cards. Catch us at Rebirth Savannah next Saturday evening if you missed out! Also, met a butterfly named Tricia. #art #artist #savannah #painting
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is every Uncharted climbing section
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 25/09/2026
Absolutely brought to tears by "Ashes" in "Quite a Year for Plums" by Bailey White. Fucking hell. I listened to this when I was 11 years old and it fucking destroys me now.
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 23/09/2026
Here's this month book update! #author #ships #ageofsail #sailing #books
CHRISTOPHER J. TEUTON
September Book Update
MOORKNOT AND THE SERIVCE
Chapters Completed: 15
Pages Written: 165
Words Written: 55,044
Estimated Percentage Done: 67%-73%
Estimated Completion Date: Dec. 31st
New Additions:
Consolidation of tangential stories and general narrowing of plotlines.
Deaths of multiple named characters.
Establishment of final     antagonists.
Payoffs for multiple                  setups from earlier                            in the book.
Long break taken                              after death in                                   the family.
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 22/09/2026
Smoggy Lake Monster, Acrylics on Canvas Board, September 2026 #art #artists #painting #acrylics
A monster swims in a vibrant blue-green sea while buildings in the distance gaze menacingly under a smoggy, green-tinted sky
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 22/09/2026
Gotta get back to talking about games more often, sorry folks. Busy times. BUT! I found an itch(dot)io gem I think people should check out. It's part Metal Gear Solid, part Crossword puzzle. Two endings, worth getting both of them more than I could have imagined. computerjames.itch.io/stealth-cw
computerjames.itch.io
Stealth Crossword by ComputerJames
Stealth! Crossword! Action!
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 22/09/2026
New event dates on the calendar! Come see us this weekend, next weekend, or next month! (preferably all three)
Flyer showing event dates for Art shows, including 9/26 at Tanger Outlets Pooler, 10/3 at Rebirth Savannah, and 11/21 at Macomber Ball Park
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 22/09/2026
We're all trying to find the guy who did this dot jpeg
the scene from saw but everyone is microsoft
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Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every time I see an AI ad all I can think is “If this company is so cheap they won’t pay the tax deductible cost of real actors and a film crew for a day, imagine how many corners they cut on their product.”
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 21/09/2026
My generation has the WEIRDEST nostalgia and its why corporations struggle with monetization. Like, how are you supposed monetize this:
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 21/09/2026
Fatherhood is 9 parts making sure they grow up right and 1 part marshmallow dessert monsters
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This video was filmed in Palestine. My heart struggles to comprehend such cruelty and the heartbreaking disregard for human life. No human being should have to endure this.
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 19/09/2026
I am once again asking everyone to please check out the best #DnD show on the internet. This is out now and is one of the best episodes of an already excellent season.
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 16/09/2026
In 1899, someone built this church pew by hand. Somewhere between then and now, it was painted pink and blue. Now it's in my studio and it's about to become something new. Stay tuned for perhaps my most unhinged art project yet. #art #artist #painting
Literally the most hideous church pew you've ever seen
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 15/09/2026
Every game is better with ragdoll physics
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 15/09/2026
Better view of last night's #shootingstar #painting in the morning light. It was too wet and dark for the blue in the sky to show when I was doing it, but I'm really happy with the result now. #art #paint #artist #acrylics
An acrylic painting of a woman looking a shooting star in the forest through a telescope
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 15/09/2026
Today's #art project is a shooting star #painting using #acrylics on canvas board. It's wet and dark and hard to photograph at this time, so apologies for the glare. #Nighttime #paintings are hard to photograph.
a shooting star over a forest at night as a woman views the event through a telescope
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Pork Floyd
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 11/09/2026
Everyone has said Fellowship of the Ring in the best in the trilogy but the amount of [my own] religious truths about the world delivered by Treebeard really make The Two Towers pop for me. This Ent is The Lorax after about 2,000 years and it's exactly what you'd expect from that.
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 09/09/2026
Just got back from the third funeral I've been to this year and, folks, I'm just so sad and tired of being sad and tired.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Had my say ec.europa.eu/info/law/bet...
Generative AI is a scourge on the world as a whole and the creative sector specifically. It is anti-creativity cynically masquerading as accessibility, rampant theft under the guise of democratising knowledge, erasure of information and a destructive homogenising of the world around us. It can do a small number of very specific things well, a large number of things badly and a lot of things not at all, yet it is being pushed as panacea and god by grifters and liars. The ecological and social impacts are enormous and it is criminally irresponsible to keep forging ahead with this terrible technology. We are in a climate emergency and every new data centre put up for this stuff is a slap in the face of humanity and our shared future. It is not progress, it is regression on a truly ludicrous scale, and every day we don't actively fight it is a day that we could have saved some of our children but instead condemned them to a burning planet where knowledge and creativity are actively set aside in favour of a beige slop and we learn nothing, make nothing, and do nothing. I for one do not wish to live in a world where we sit and stare while machines churn out content for other machines to consume until the burning land and rising sea ends us all, and I will resist every attempt to drag us towards that future in the name of "progress".
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SmashToons 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue @smashtoons.com · 08/09/2026
Hey as an artist it's really fucking cool and awesome that "looks like AI slop" has become such a normalized insult for works created by humans. Fuck off.
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Logan Plant @loganjplant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm most interested in Ocarina of Time's apparent fascination with a more logically constructed world. A floating platform is replaced with a crumbling bridge. A ladder suspended by nothing is held in place by a stone mechanism. I'm curious to see if the whole world abides by this design.
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 08/09/2026
It's wild seeing so many grown-ass adults continue the time-honored tradition of being FUCKING WEIRD about Zelda graphics when the target audience (my seven-year-old son and four-year-old daughter) are gonna talk about how excited they are for this game every day between now and Christmas
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 08/09/2026
Wild that my two of my favorite series of all time (GTA, Zelda) are releasing games of this scale within the same month. Teenage me would never believe it possible.
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 08/09/2026
Humming songs into your controller is the most Nintendo-ass shit and I love it
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 08/09/2026
Zelda Direct Predictions: OoT Remake trailer, movie trailer, announcement of some 40th anniversary merch, maybe a custom switch 2 for the remake, then MAYBE a wind waker/twilight princess HD on switch 2, then MAYBE a tease/title for the next mainline Switch 2 Zelda to round it out. That's the ideal.
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 08/09/2026
Crete my beloved homeland
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Federal minimum wage in: 2009: $7.25 2010: $7.25 2011: $7.25 2012: $7.25 2013: $7.25 2014: $7.25 2015: $7.25 2016: $7.25 2017: $7.25 2018: $7.25 2019: $7.25 2020: $7.25 2021: $7.25 2022: $7.25 2023: $7.25 2024: $7.25 2025: $7.25 2026: $7.25 Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already.
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 05/09/2026
This weekend's #art project is a #fantasy tower #painting.
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 05/09/2026
Fun fact, this is the exact date and time I was born.
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 04/09/2026
Skyblazer 2
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 04/09/2026
Since May, three of my friends have died suddenly in their sleep. For one of them, it was a blood clot. We still don't know why it happened for the one that happened last month. The third was last night. Please take care of yourselves, and don't waste time. I don't know what else to say.
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 02/09/2026
Nothing like selling a painting at 6:30pm (not this one but if you want DM me?) to end a successful art day.
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 01/09/2026
what the fuck does this mean? (I do not care please don't tell me)
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 01/09/2026
Today's #art project is a #sailboat #painting.
A sailboat in silhouette on an open sea under a red sky
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 31/08/2026
Had a great time selling art at the Moonlight Mini-Market this weekend here in Savannah. Sold all kinds of stuff, had our movie play on the wall, met some cool people, good times. Looking forward to the next one!
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virgil (school hiatus) 🫆🔮💫 @vigilnaut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
daily reminder ✨
DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD. instead ask: is it SINCERE, is it CATHARTIC, was it FUN TO MAKE, is it MADE BY ME, and don’t forget to stay silly
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 30/08/2026
Step 1: Go to Google Maps Step 2: Click on the incorrect "Lake America" label Step 3: Click the "Send product feedback" button Step 4: Tell them this is incorrect information Step 5: Send.
An image of Google Maps where Lake Ontario has been renamed Lake America, and red boxes around the "Send product feedback" button and the words "Fix an incorrect map issue, This is Lake Ontario"
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DD Ward ..."Interim Pirate Queen" @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000% 

daily reminder that if you like something someone made tell! them! tell them tell them tell them TELL THEM
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 27/08/2026
Hot take, but I'm rereading The Fellowship of the Ring for the first time in 25 years and, ya'll, this book is pretty good.
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 27/08/2026
The last GTA game that will ever get made looks amazing.
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Christopher J. Teuton @dogtreestudios.itch.io · 27/08/2026
Perhaps, to imagine Sisyphus happy, we must assume this too shall pass.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 26/08/2026
Everyone loved Dolly Parton, but she loved everyone else first. When you treat people like you love them, they can really feel that.
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
any statement like ‘Gen z have no literacy/cannot write/spell/communicate’ that is not also coupled with ‘their means of learning has been eradicated by tech fascism and government removal of funding’ is not worth listening to or boosting. the kids are living under the regime we allowed
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Devour🌱 @devoureroftime.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gamescom AI Slop Thread. Every game from the Gamescom Opening Ceremonies that was actually AI Slop so you don't have to care about it.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
By almost any measure Dolly embodied "the American Dream." Some people will come from nothing and make it big and consider the problem now solved. Others will remember that there are still others with nothing and use what they have to help.
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