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Mark E Smith Understudy

@dogkisser2000.bsky.social
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 2h
Greg Gary
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Omar Fateh @omarfatehmn.com · 6h
We Stand With @ilhanmn.bsky.social 🩵 For a decade, Trump has targeted @repilhan.bsky.social with vile rhetoric. This morning, federal agents raided Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's home. No president should ever be able to weaponize the federal government against his political enemies. #IStandWithIlhan
Text reading “We stand with Ilhan” with blue butterflies, and small text reading “Sean Lim” in the corner
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Minnesota is beautiful. All the people here are beautiful. You should come visit. In the end, we will win because of course we will. We will outlast whatever this is because way more people everywhere are good.
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
get his ass
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Excited to celebrate my birthday by eating a bunch of pizza and watching horror movies until dawn at the Trylon
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dinner du Dweeb more like
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm a loudmouth on a bike from North Minneapolis. Exodus's 1987 album Pleasures of the Flesh has a killer song called Seeds of Hate (track 8) that is introduced with a classical guitar interlude (track 7, called 30 seconds). Seeds of Hate is good, but the classical guitar before it makes it GREAT.
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🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Holy shit you need to smell this
hoochie coup
@hoochiecoup.bsky.social
Another thing worth noting is that cyclists did a lot of work to advance the drivers as murderers/ cars as weapons narrative currently being employed by ICE
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Can't wait to blast Napalm Death past the Angie Craig/Anders Folk supporting house on my midnight bike ride tonight
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 26/07/2026
the temu app will be studied for generations. i opened the app. here’s my unedited, nearly two-minute launch sequence. i was just searching for a bookshelf
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 13/07/2026
oh wow i guess they sell routers at Safeway in Canada
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Bike got totaled, but the frame survived. That means I'm gonna have to build it from the frame back up.
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
On LinkedIn, anyone can post their stupid takes and use them to get a job, but the one thing you must do is have those takes dress up in a suit and tie.
A post from LinkedIn:

"I Think Job Seekers should go on strike. Not because it'll ever happen. It won't. Nobody who's out of work is going to stop applying for jobs just to make a point. Rent still has to get paid. But every once in a while I wonder what would happen if recruiters logged into Workday on Monday morning and instead of a thousand applications, there were twenty."
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John Lloyd @boyonabike62.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Drivers who yell at me to “move over”: this is why I don’t ride as far to the right as you wish I would. I’m riding safely, and you can chill the fuck out.
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Cyclist dies days after being hit by car door in St. Paul, police say
A cyclist died days after he was struck by an open car door in St. Paul, Minnesota, late last month, according to police.
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Bike ride, 6:40 AM, to work. Sweated my ass off today pedaling against 10MPH wind. Some prick in the street lane honked at me for not getting into the bike lane despite it being occupied by several traffic bollards and a sign MNDOT put up in the bike lane stating "Detour".
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Tam||maT @tamvmat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Today I was discussing Executive Dysfunction with some folks, and how in our household we call it "The Sits" I decided to make an info poster. It's based on my personal experience with it. Yes, the person is me 😆 #neurodivergent #memes #executivedysfunction
A meme poster showing someone in a chair, listing information about executive dysfunction
"Know you have something important to do, but just can't make yourself get up and DO it? You might have THE SITS" Also known as Executive Dysfunction, symptoms may include:
Hyperfocusing on one specific thing but not THE thing
Daydreaming or "spacing out"
Internally screaming at yourself to just DO the THING to no avail
Time blindness; where did the last 3 hours go?
Feeling overwhelmed by tasks which would take 5 minutes if you  just got up and DID them, but instead take all day because of THE SITS
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I'm the officially elected Dog Kisser of Hennepin and Ramsey County. I have kissed over two thousand dogs.
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I love municipal politics.
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I figured out how to mod games on Linux last night and it was intoxicatingly profound. Literally the most fun I've had on the computer in months trying to figure it out
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
All done my Tour de Luce
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I Love You Big Pencil.
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Gonna be around at Tour De Luce tomorrow, doing every stop except Eden Prairie. We don't go to Eden Prairie anymore.
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Bill Pulte Pork
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 02/06/2026
Guy on the right is afraid to ride the bus.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I DO NOT CONSENT TO THE CRYPTO / AI LOSERS WHO OWN THIS APP USING MY FEED TO TRAIN THEIR CRYPTO AI LOSER ALGORITHMS. PLEASE CUT AND PASTE THIS OR RESKEET IT ONTO YOUR OWN PAGE TO PREVENT "JAY" AND "PAUL FRAZEE" FROM PROFITTING FROM OUR SHIT POSTS (PUNISHABLE UNDER UCC 1-308-11308-103 & ROME STATUTE)
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
just hit rocks with a rotary drill for an hour and a half and walking up the stairs like a Looney Tunes
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Whatever happened must have been really bad!
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Casey Liss @liss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This tracks.
A cybertruck with a wrap parked in the area between handicapped parking spots, where nobody is supposed to park.
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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Every couple months I check in on the latest Adrian Chiles articles and I’m always absolutely blown away. These are all from the last couple months. The man is operating at an incredibly high level.
Opinion
When I want to feel loved, Ijust go to a hardware store
Adrian ChilesOpinion
The best filing system? The one where every piece of paper goes in the bin
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I can't stop pilfering from other people's plates - but don't even think about grabbing my chips
Adrian ChilesI thought my pigeon curse was lifting. Then it took a darker turn
Adrian Chiles
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Sundance @sundance.bikesky.social · 20/05/2026
This sort of bike lane technology isn’t legal in American yet… Call your local representatives today!
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Anna Mehler Paperny @mehlerpaperny.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Bike lanes are not free parking. They are not bonus sidewalk. They are not a fun place to hang out for "just one minute."
Cyclist skirts Mack truck parked facing backwards in bike lane on Bloor Street in Toronto.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Sundance @sundance.bikesky.social · 11/05/2026
Been thinking about launching a new cycling shoe brand target at people who are sick of cars parking in the bike lane.
Joke cycling shoe with a James Bond villain knife shoe for slashing tires if people parked in bike lanes
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Having a great day. Just saw a cybertruck getting a parking ticket
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
An advertisement that says:

"FINAL CALL
Grab your AI certificate for $20 - this offer dies tonight

AI Certificate Program
Especially if you're over 40.

28 days.
15 minutes a day.
In 1 week - you'll feel unstoppable.
In 2 weeks - you'll know more than 90% of your colleagues.
In 1 month - certificate."
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Ian Hanschen @furan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Visualizing VGA palette tricks in Wolf3D, DOOM, and Quake with an FPGA video card
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Cory "lives in the mountains" W @coryw.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Cybertruck driving around, bumper sticker: “this Tesla is not an endorsement of Elon Musk” Buddy the cybertruck in particular is the biggest endorsement of Elon Musk a private person who could’ve bought any of the other electric trucks can make
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Eating popcorn using the double shell shotgun reload
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Watching this and gritting my teeth because I've got the worst fucking basement floor that's bucking and waving and I know I'm going to have to fucking do something about it soon. www.youtube.com/watch?v=91vA...
youtube.com
How to not DIY your concrete basement floor
YouTube video by Müjin
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I will never vote for the Peanut Man. He's been in wars for cash.
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I think I may start carrying a water gun for people who think it's time to start smoking inside again.
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Sometimes I'm coming out of the gate blasting Slayer and sometimes I'm just chilling. Word of advice: Don't make me turn on the Slayer if I don't need to.
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Im gonna clip this just for u guys but I have real tears in my eyes
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wijn @wijn.cervi.day · 25/04/2026
BORN TO MAINTAIN PREVIOUS OWNER IS A FUCK Caulk Em All 1989 I am underskilled homeowner 410,757,864,530 DEAD RYOBI POWER TOOLS
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Cyberstuck in Oregon
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Some days I want to tear hell in the travel lane on my bike and some days I think about not wanting to show up at my job shivering and suffering a borderline asthma attack. It's fine to both bike and bus!
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Low Poly Depression @vohyak.com · 22/04/2026
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Mark E Smith Understudy @dogkisser2000.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
There is not enough liquor in the world to get me to pay attention to sports, except for BMX biking. I will never sit through a sport sober.
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