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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’ve never heard Choosing Texas but i certainly wont go searching for it because it’ll give it a play count and it’ll most certainly fuck up my algorithms on every stupid site.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Pulling two 2 liters of Faygo out of my JNCO pockets so can properly sit in the interview chair.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Telling my wife that my gambling debt was actually research for an article. She actually bought it! Now I have to write a stupid article about it though because she wants to read it. Really backed myself into a corner here.

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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026

impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

2026, the election cycle where republicans hide that theyre republicans while democrats promise to govern like republicans

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Inflation this Christmas is going to be insane with these fuel prices. Trump both sealed the fate of fossil fuels and the War on Christmas. Genius guy. Christmas is coooooooked.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Has Ed Sheeran joined the Harry Potter TV show cast yet?

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The great thing about AI is that you can just turn it off.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It’s crazy that we’re gonna deal with “Obama and Biden shut down all the rural hospitals.” for the rest of our lives even though it was under Trump and Republicans and 100% under capitalism (and Obama and Biden)?

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026

Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Elizabeth Holmes only crime was happening too soon. She could have ruled in the AI space.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We must destroy AI for Dolly Parton. It was her dying wish.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/01/2025

U.S. Mint Introduces New Controversial John Wilkes Booth Pennies theonion.com/u-s-min...

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Could you imagine if Obama or Biden killed the penny?!? You’d have republicans paying for houses in pennies. They’d be enshrining pennies. Nightly FOXNews segments about the favorite pennies of the troops. Morning show dinner segments on “liberal” media pennies being the backbone of the economy.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

“Race Science,” sung to the tune of Oingo Boingo’s Weird Science

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I want an AirPods Pro noise cancelling and playback override that only works on my wife starts speaking or even says a phrase like “Hey dummy!” Please pause the audio, rewind to the start of the last sentence and waiting until our conversation is over to resume playback of my audiobook.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Picturing the Pod Save guys writing lengthy apology/love letters to Obama has softened the blow the Natalie Harp thing.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Invasive Natalie Harp are taking over Illinois waterways. I fear the Great Lakes are next to fall.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

They’re gonna stop announcing recalls and just let people die shitting their brains out because 35% of victims will blame Biden. I hate it here.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I know there’s so much evil going on, but the Trump Account thing is so bizarre. My daughter is eligible for a 1 time deposit of $250 because she born during Trump’s first term. Insanity.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Ossoff go off on a dart board of ideas which will force the very serious journalists to post their scoops

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The craziest thing about life today is you can come on here for months and just now learn about mass shooting from last week or last month or last year. These are just things that happen and get memory holed unless it’s got the wrong gender component (almost never does so media quickly moves on).

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Freaks open mouth coughing at DFW. It’s was nice knowing y’all. Rip to my immune system.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Kyle Rittenhouse conspired with Dominick Black for a straw purchase a firearm, a fact both men testified to in court. KR supplied the funds for the purchase; he was “actual purchaser” according to the law. The legal fantasies concocted by these two geniuses was a conspiracy.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Trillions of dollars down the toilet for a “Nude Tayne” generator.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

When I was new to marketing, I didn’t realize the people who spent the ad money with Facebook were allowed to say “This campaign I worked on performed really well on Facebook. Here are the numbers!” Yeah, of course their numbers show that? They want you spend more money? Do you hear yourself?!

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Wisconsin got upset Blackout Wednesday might be canceled and voted accordingly.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Primaries should be a month before the election and the election should not be spoken of after the election. Inaugurations should be a month after the election. Our drag things out cycles suck ass.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I still can’t believe all these very real and important companies changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico on their silly digital platforms. Like it was such an easy “No thanks, I’m good.” moment and they fumbled it.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Babe Ruth wasn’t real. A baby cannot play baseball at any level, let alone professionally.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

“Money out of politics. Money in your pockets.” is stupidly good.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

You’re telling me a coup d'é’d this tat?

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I love that Odysseus was like “I deserve to be home with my slaves who do not deserve to be home because that’s different.” and then I remember I’m yelling at a book.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Turns out, my kid is a Steven Universe kid and that’s pretty cool.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The No New Wars guy started a war and lost a war but losing doesn’t count as a new war. It’s only a new war if it lasts like 6 months…

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Fun little Easter egg going with SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS on this very special edition of @theonion.com

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Gas is still expensive but it’s barely talked about?! I’m losing my mind. Under Biden it felt like it was a big issue? Filling up my tank now and it fucking sucks.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Taking a heroic dose of beef brisket today. Wish me luck. I’ll see you on the side.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Injecting Testosterone into murder drones to improve performance, much to the chagrin of the drone engineers who all know future wars are won by drones not covered in grey market testosterone, but rather won drones designed and quality tested by normal nerds who aren’t obsessed with testosterone.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

In their march to the sea, Sherman’s men killed any bloodhounds, mastiffs, or any other dog that looked like it could track runaway slaves. Sorry, pups, it wasn’t your fault you were created for evil deeds, but you had to go anyway.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I Think You Should Leave And Run For Congress. Also Detroiters Was A Documentary.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I 100% agree with the victims but oh my god shitty Video Editors, please stop using horrifically bad noise cancellation plugins. It makes it seems like these women are AI from 12 months ago and can ruin public perception unfortunately.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

These are Clark’s beeswax chuckas. My pair had the soles separate from the upper on the last leg a business trip. Had to walk back to my car exactly like this in winter. But this guy appears to have sewn a piece of leather to the bottom. So. Fucking. Odd.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Fill your garage with Hogwater.

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