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Video Editor 📹✂️ FartsUSA Very mid but mildly successful on TikTok I 3D print stuff and notice wear patterns.

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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 15h
Infowars. Coast to coast, from sea to boiling sea.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 15h
Nods in Foxconn
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Jack Nicholson Jack Nicholson Yes
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 15h
I do respect that they didn’t slow their pace even more for him.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 15h
I get flowers from Costco and my wife loves em because A. they’re beautiful, B. I’m frugal, and most importantly, C. I thought of her for more than 15 seconds. Also D. that Costco trip means I got toilet paper. Paying an AI assistant to drain your credit card on delivered flowers is so gross.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 15h
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Stav liking and rating a movie with 5 stars on Letterboxd
ALT: Stav liking and rating a movie with 5 stars on Letterboxd
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“You see, when I say a thing and I wink at the end, it means it was a joke, but I meant it, but it was a joke that I also whole heartedly believe.”
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Democrats will be blamed with the failure of the Iran war because they might file a motion to censure the president and hegseth
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love that they don’t refute the claim, only who is claiming it 😳
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Insane that @Apple is verified on the Eugenics Nazi Website but not on @bsky.app but @bsky.app has parked their domain for them. I’m no social media guru but maybe being on the mean leftist site isn’t as important as having a presence on the Eugenics Nazi Website, but like you can do both?
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely insane framing and phrasing by @reuters.com on this one. Devoid of reality, pushed to my iPhone, by Tim @apple
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They made Luckey Palmer put on a suit jacket ☠️☠️☠️
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s a lot of aircraft turning back around over the ocean…
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They are absolutely throwing people from aircraft…
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When Trump pardons Hegseth, the next president can rendition him overseas to face justice and pardon the team that does it. Pardons rule. Amazing stuff.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We must come together to heal, otherwise those dinner parties I attend might get pretty awkward!
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh god I hope he starts riffing and gets into some of the classics too. Gonna announce a tariff on Illinois or some shit.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It sucks that Democrats let them have the mandate, even letting the Postal Accountability and Enhancement Act bill pass in a lame-duck Congress after a resounding Republican defeat.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve never heard Choosing Texas but i certainly wont go searching for it because it’ll give it a play count and it’ll most certainly fuck up my algorithms on every stupid site.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pulling two 2 liters of Faygo out of my JNCO pockets so can properly sit in the interview chair.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Telling my wife that my gambling debt was actually research for an article. She actually bought it! Now I have to write a stupid article about it though because she wants to read it. Really backed myself into a corner here.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To be fair, as a dad, I regularly tell my daughter she is superior to her male classmates. And that boys are gross. And that I hope she’s gonna be a badass Sarah Conner type AI killer.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MAGOA 😂😂😂
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That was the most shocking part of reading The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. The amount of reduced and commuted sentences blew my mind. I legit misremembered the post war era from high school history. Also the amount of botched suicides was pretty funny. Some officers couldn’t get the job done
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dope.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Resting smelling a bad fart in public face but it’s yours and you’re pretending it’s not.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Certain actions should automatically trigger impeachment hearings like a grand jury. Force the legislature to go on the record to defend it or to punish the executive
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RETVRN #samsung
CU Picture of a Samsung computer monitor from the 80s I picked up at a curb alert
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Grok, come up with a real good roast.” Meanwhile dudes who can fuck:
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I always think about the words facing the backside of the banners. Or is it empty space? It would be funny to be a whole ass other meaning but the bird just so happened to be caught in flight at the exact perfect moment to make it legible.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gold nutsack
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Offloading it to private equity and watching the whole thing fall into disrepair
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pump horts
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My only notes in audible are when I hear a funny pronunciation, I clip it to remind myself to look it up as maybe I am the wrong one? Being an audiobook producer or engineer has to be so demanding
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My wife and I cannot finish his shows because we both want to turn inside out the whole time. They are so good and so bonkers but it takes a toll on us watching them.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Give us a 70mm IMAX print you cowards
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is he in the dark?
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Milk Taxi (2026). Combining the best scenes of Taxi Driver (1976) and Clockwork Orange (1972) into a really fun night out at the cinema.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump told these people their lives were miserable and would get better if they elected him.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dude is so out of touch with real people. Surrounded by people who won’t say no. Who wants a little fascist tamagotchi?!?
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When republicans win, they always treat it as a sweeping mandate and enact policy victories. When democrats actually get sweeping mandates, they never use it to win policy victories
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s right
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I ordered a pizza last night so of course I’m served two ads for gambling. WE’RE BACK! HOTTEST COUNTRY ON EARTH RN
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Incredible, but I already saw this movie
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Napoleon Dynamite: Kip's 'Turn It Off' Moment
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That recent uptick is them saying “I didn’t think Trump 2.0 would be like this, the exact scenario he laid out to us?”
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They’re going to openly destroy ballots and parade weapons outside polling places and it still won’t be enough to save this election for republicans.
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We were so so so close too! Dang!
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It took him 5 days to write an opinion piece mad at a niche industry awards ceremony announcement press release? Jesus Christ bud what are we even doing
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dude you’re in the same club
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DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Obamas better hug him though or I’ll hate where this country is headed
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