DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 15hNods in Foxconnstatic.klipy.comJack Nicholson Jack Nicholson YesALT: Jack Nicholson Jack Nicholson Yes 000
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 15hI do respect that they didn’t slow their pace even more for him. 000
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 15hI get flowers from Costco and my wife loves em because A. they’re beautiful, B. I’m frugal, and most importantly, C. I thought of her for more than 15 seconds. Also D. that Costco trip means I got toilet paper. Paying an AI assistant to drain your credit card on delivered flowers is so gross. 020
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 15hstatic.klipy.comStav liking and rating a movie with 5 stars on LetterboxdALT: Stav liking and rating a movie with 5 stars on Letterboxd 020
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“You see, when I say a thing and I wink at the end, it means it was a joke, but I meant it, but it was a joke that I also whole heartedly believe.” 000
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Democrats will be blamed with the failure of the Iran war because they might file a motion to censure the president and hegseth 010
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Love that they don’t refute the claim, only who is claiming it 😳 000
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Insane that @Apple is verified on the Eugenics Nazi Website but not on @bsky.app but @bsky.app has parked their domain for them. I’m no social media guru but maybe being on the mean leftist site isn’t as important as having a presence on the Eugenics Nazi Website, but like you can do both? 000
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Absolutely insane framing and phrasing by @reuters.com on this one. Devoid of reality, pushed to my iPhone, by Tim @apple 100
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There’s a lot of aircraft turning back around over the ocean… 000
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When Trump pardons Hegseth, the next president can rendition him overseas to face justice and pardon the team that does it. Pardons rule. Amazing stuff. 000
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We must come together to heal, otherwise those dinner parties I attend might get pretty awkward! 031
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh god I hope he starts riffing and gets into some of the classics too. Gonna announce a tariff on Illinois or some shit. 030
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It sucks that Democrats let them have the mandate, even letting the Postal Accountability and Enhancement Act bill pass in a lame-duck Congress after a resounding Republican defeat. 020
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ve never heard Choosing Texas but i certainly wont go searching for it because it’ll give it a play count and it’ll most certainly fuck up my algorithms on every stupid site. 010
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Pulling two 2 liters of Faygo out of my JNCO pockets so can properly sit in the interview chair. 001
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Telling my wife that my gambling debt was actually research for an article. She actually bought it! Now I have to write a stupid article about it though because she wants to read it. Really backed myself into a corner here. 000
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026To be fair, as a dad, I regularly tell my daughter she is superior to her male classmates. And that boys are gross. And that I hope she’s gonna be a badass Sarah Conner type AI killer. 040
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That was the most shocking part of reading The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. The amount of reduced and commuted sentences blew my mind. I legit misremembered the post war era from high school history. Also the amount of botched suicides was pretty funny. Some officers couldn’t get the job done 050
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Resting smelling a bad fart in public face but it’s yours and you’re pretending it’s not. 000
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Certain actions should automatically trigger impeachment hearings like a grand jury. Force the legislature to go on the record to defend it or to punish the executive 150
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Grok, come up with a real good roast.” Meanwhile dudes who can fuck: 010
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I always think about the words facing the backside of the banners. Or is it empty space? It would be funny to be a whole ass other meaning but the bird just so happened to be caught in flight at the exact perfect moment to make it legible. 1160
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Offloading it to private equity and watching the whole thing fall into disrepair 010
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My only notes in audible are when I hear a funny pronunciation, I clip it to remind myself to look it up as maybe I am the wrong one? Being an audiobook producer or engineer has to be so demanding 000
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My wife and I cannot finish his shows because we both want to turn inside out the whole time. They are so good and so bonkers but it takes a toll on us watching them. 000
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Milk Taxi (2026). Combining the best scenes of Taxi Driver (1976) and Clockwork Orange (1972) into a really fun night out at the cinema. 000
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Trump told these people their lives were miserable and would get better if they elected him. 001
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Dude is so out of touch with real people. Surrounded by people who won’t say no. Who wants a little fascist tamagotchi?!? 000
Reposted by DodgeeDooceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat 9678381312
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When republicans win, they always treat it as a sweeping mandate and enact policy victories. When democrats actually get sweeping mandates, they never use it to win policy victories 020
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I ordered a pizza last night so of course I’m served two ads for gambling. WE’RE BACK! HOTTEST COUNTRY ON EARTH RN 120
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Incredible, but I already saw this moviestatic.klipy.comNapoleon Dynamite: Kip's 'Turn It Off' MomentALT: Napoleon Dynamite: Kip's 'Turn It Off' Moment 020
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That recent uptick is them saying “I didn’t think Trump 2.0 would be like this, the exact scenario he laid out to us?” 010
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They’re going to openly destroy ballots and parade weapons outside polling places and it still won’t be enough to save this election for republicans. 001
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It took him 5 days to write an opinion piece mad at a niche industry awards ceremony announcement press release? Jesus Christ bud what are we even doing 010
DodgeeDoo @dodgeedoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Obamas better hug him though or I’ll hate where this country is headed 000