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Doctor Em

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Scientist. Sounders. Puppies. Plants. F1. Mariners. Bad jokes.

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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Near the top of the list of possibilities, but if so, he recovered and flew away!
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yall I was taking a nap and something broke the window ABOVE MY HEAD. Culprit unknown.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What did TGI Fridays do now??! 😉
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In a virtual conference, and a guy just introduced himself with “I am happiest when I am deep diving with dolphins… which I have never done”. This guy just accidentally wrecked my day, why is that so sad 😭😭😭
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SURE WAS!!
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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If the Sounders would lose you in a move to Renton, let them know at customerservice@soundersfc.com.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wish you were in charge, tbh!!
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Boooo.
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Statler and Waldorf Laughing: Back In My Day
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I also spilled a cup of red wine down someone’s back when they announced Brian as permanent head coach. They are probably grateful I haven’t been to one in a hot minute, now that I think about it. 😂😅
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One time at the annual business meeting, a lady yelled at me in the bathroom of the Paramount for being one of the drunk nuisances in the back. I mean I WAS. But still. 😂
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ah. So the plan is to have the team suck long enough to drop stadium attendance, so that they can justify a Renton sized stadium. Got it.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can’t say I’ve seen jerseys make it to discount department stores in the past. $34.99 at Marshall’s. Tons of sizes, if they’re your thing!
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mariners score two and sounders goal simultaneously
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can see the score and the video board at RBP. This is brilliant of me. 😂
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Work asked me to organize a team outing. Say less. #goms
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love fat bear week. But they gotta chill with the AI graphics, my god.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The number of toddler mullets at Monster Jam is truly awe inspiring lol
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Making sure to destroy the pitch for Wednesday lol
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not a single Hagerstown accent to be found. Dialect coaches, I’m disappointed in you. youtu.be/lY77ZNwIyAk?...
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CLEAN HANDS Trailer (2026) Zach Braff, Abigail Spencer
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literal lol
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The mirror has to be in an Applebees for it to work though.
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Manuch @manuch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tom is still writing for Nutmeg, from beyond the veil. Talk about being committed to a bit. 😘
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Next Wednesday is RSL home. 23rd.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You mean Wednesday? Saturday is away, sadly
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Love y’all. Mean it.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Larry: did you see the A-10 warthogs?! Ronan: PUMBA?!?! WHERE?! 😂😂😂😂
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*hears fighter jets* *checks google* Don’t worry, brain, we aren’t under attack. Just a Seahawks game with some jingoism thrown in.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Like a decade ago, I had to tweet at SAM to remind them to turn off the Hammering Man for Labor Day. Hope he’s getting his due rest today. ❤️
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
At least when I saw that Tim curry died, I knew I could rely on the internet to make “hopefully 80 year old celebrities dying comes in threes”, and that brings me hope
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sounders signing someone?!
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Sam Neill's Shocked Reaction After Removing Sunglasses
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We couldn’t save the cheerleader. 😔
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ah I forgot there was a match tonight, I’ll just check in real quick…
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Troy Community
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Haven’t heard a single SEA!!! clearly still in preseason form lol
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
On the 415 boat from Bremerton when the 3 o’clock boat was cancelled before a 5pm Seahawks game… woowhee it’s a hot mess and the beer is not gonna last lol
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
lol the preview from this sounders email is really spot on
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Mookie Alexander @mookiealexander.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you're going to T-Mobile Park tomorrow, please strongly consider wearing a mask due to the potentially unhealthy environmental conditions of watching the Seattle Mariners offense.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I saw maybe 2 seconds scrolling by unknowingly and it is VERY VERY BAD
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The internet is going to try and convince you to watch a person going through a psychotic break and undergoing self harm. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT watch the video. Good time to turn off auto play on your socials, if you haven’t already.
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Seattle Fire and Police are currently responding to a mass shooting at the Seattle Center with at least six gunshot victims.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It was a good day for my train loving babe.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I need that sounders kid making an enthusiastic thumbs down as a reaction gif. It is chefs kiss
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Calming my sounders stress with some Yoda cross stitch. As one does.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
That tackle tho 🔥
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Mike Standish @mikestandish.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The rule of three doesn’t have to be just three. We can dream bigger than this. We deserve so much more.
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Live your life in such a way that people aren't getting out of bed to shitpost about your death at 2am
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12/07/2026
come on, rule of threes, hat trick baby let's fucking go
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I hate that I have to just assume all goals scored by the team im rooting for won’t count. Thanks for that fifa.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Oh My God, It's Happening! (The Office)
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The fan zone in my sisters town in Belgium before the match! Gooo Belgium!
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