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Doctor Em

@doctorem.bsky.social
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Scientist. Sounders. Puppies. Plants. F1. Mariners. Bad jokes.

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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yall I was taking a nap and something broke the window ABOVE MY HEAD. Culprit unknown.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can’t say I’ve seen jerseys make it to discount department stores in the past. $34.99 at Marshall’s. Tons of sizes, if they’re your thing!
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mariners score two and sounders goal simultaneously
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Work asked me to organize a team outing. Say less. #goms
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Making sure to destroy the pitch for Wednesday lol
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
lol the preview from this sounders email is really spot on
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It was a good day for my train loving babe.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Calming my sounders stress with some Yoda cross stitch. As one does.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The fan zone in my sisters town in Belgium before the match! Gooo Belgium!
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
lol “trail JUST 1-2” in the… checks notes… 10th minute of stoppage time 😂
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Please stop setting west Seattle on fire with your fireworks, people, ffs.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Might have gotten evacuated because people suck, but we did get to hang out with the girls and the goats for a while!
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
That is a BABY in her arms and I was NOT EXPECTING THAT 😍😍🥹🥹
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Found it lol *whispers into US bros ears* you can tell it’s the men’s because it doesn’t have any stars…
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If you didn’t know, there are two baby gorillas at the zoo. One of the moms needed a super rare c section, and for reasons too long to get into, the two moms are now caring for each other’s biological baby. Anyways it’s amazing and I got to see them today and 🥹🥹🥹
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The most accurate photo of my relationship with @ssfcfoty13.bsky.social
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Ronan says go sounders
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Puffin Rock kind of night.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My mom understands me. 🤣🤣 Fuck off, Alexi!!
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I think my fortune cookie knows I’m raising a toddler in 2026 🤣😅
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
If you’re gonna sell me this book for $20 online, maybe remove the $1 sticker before you ship it to me 🤣🤣
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The kid has resorted to bowling for entertainment. It is only game one of the playoffs. 🤣
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Last one from last night I promise. Dumpers Dump.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
🔱
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Larry and I have sat in the last row of the left field bleachers twice now. Drought ender. ALCS game 5 winner. Probably should sit there more often lol
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
The difference in vibe between this quote and the actual one is hysterical to me
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Look at checkout! This is better than Super Bowl Sunday!
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Important update from Seattle’s favorite Yankees fan lol
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The kid demanded I wear it. If it works, it works lol
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Went to check the score, and to say I was incredibly concerned about 28+ minutes of stoppage time would be an understatement lol
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
We found the ramp where the dogs are. We have been here for a while lol
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
People give little kids the best free shit lol
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Back on our bullshit
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I see your celebration photos and raise you my son’s celebration photo. Put it in the Louvre.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Goms
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Baby Ro wants to remind you: goms
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
🔥🔥🔥
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Yall looked SO GOOD last night, @weareecs.bsky.social
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Never pop smoke of the away team in our house again, K thanks.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Paul Rothrock is that you?! The man does EVERYTHING!
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
No shade to this woman, but what the actual fuck is that abomination of a jersey lol
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
A lot less Messi once I got to the prawn sandwiches
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I hope we make you all cry lol
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
My phone keeps reminding me that 11 years ago, I was in Heidelberg in a building shaped like DNA being served flaming baked alaska by a snowman.
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Doctor Em @doctorem.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
lol I am not watching, just following along online, and the confidence on both sides of this argument is hilarious
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