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Dr. Studies

@doctorblumpy.bsky.social
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 18h
When i was in middle school, my mom took me on vacation to Fresno, CA.
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
For sale Baby shoes And other items
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is all because Sarah Silverman turned down a role on Star Trek Voyager.
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Count Chocula
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The tree of liberty bibberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of etc etc
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Cops don't know how anything works
HANDCUFFS ON MAKE SURE THAT HE'S RESTRAINED. AL
6:46PM PT
NEWS
CHANNEL
POLICE SHOOT ROPE TO ARREST SUSPECTS
TOP STORIES •
U.S. Air Force to deny retiremen pay to transgender service members being separated from the service
NEVS CA
WATCH LIVE UPDATES
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Guffaw now caterwaul layer
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My favorite part was when he spiked the camera and said "It's diggin time"
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack Eichel looks like he works at Best Buy
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mark Stone looks like a career dishwasher
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baaaaaaaaaaaaaaba @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have six hundred Bakker buckets and I am anticipating a huge jump in their market price now that Jim himself isn't around to bless them.
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rest in so much piss Jim Bakker
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dennis hastert was a mass child Rapist and it's awesome he died. i hope it hurt.
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is a dude at the circle k on central and eubank that has three (3) snoopy tattoos
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brian family guy dog snoopy cousins?
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Snoopy bird friend
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do you think snoopy would be friends with Garfielt or with Odie?
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Googling irl dog what look like snoopy
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching all of Little Caesars Arena boo Dylan Larkin is proof that he simply cannot come back to Detroit.
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is wild to me that people think that Trump et al are an aberration and not just the logical conclusion of capitalism. These same dipshits think that the damage caused by the right wing can be undone via the institutions (press, elections, etc.) that got us here in the first place.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All football games are played between two war criminals with their fate decided by a kicker named Boris Zormz
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spanktoberfest
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I never seen a root beer machine before
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Frankstein get his ding dong sucked on
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Homkey
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 28/09/2026
he has been showing his stylist dozens of photos of Freeway
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stop undervaluing my time.
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seal Team Tits
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This episode was actually a major turning point in world history.
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Im bringing an illegally modified firearm to the job interview.
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This bozo doesn't believe weather exists.
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Putting CBD gummies in the fish tank at the chiropractors office and saying "if it's good enough for the troops, it's good enough for these little guys"
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Michael Vick is so pissed that he didn't think of this one to use at the clinic.
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When your parlay doesn't hit.
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Crazy of him to work with Laura Loomer.
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Every single night before bed my wife watches mac and me and gets super super mad at mac but will not stop watching no matter how much I plead with her. She has been doing it since she found out brent spiner wasn't actually an android.
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You gonna join the piss army? Gonna go to basic piss training at fort piss?
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your swag is defective
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish I hadn't gotten kicked off of Facebook sometimes because I really wish I knew what all the dudes I went to high school with are up to.
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope it has other Tamagotchi-like qualities so I can starve it to death.
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is still a Sidney Crosby hate account
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever posted this on Bluesky before. Shoutout @danglinghemmie.bsky.social for the lyrics. Eve Fartlow
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shaving my arms before work so I can be more streamline
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah the cops beat the shit out of me but jokes on them, I got there badge numbers
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Showtime at the Apollo 13 ghost dads
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Dr. Studies @doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tom Hangs prolly got a big ole schlong
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