doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 6h[in an online game] can we hurry this up I have to poop 010
Reposted by doc shartmanrobdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 17hProbably the coolest thing he's done next to being a potential Bomberman fan 374085828
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026in case you stopped watching What If but were wondering how cursed it gets 2110
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’d start with Luxembourg just in case your eye ends up bigger than your stomach 110
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i’m a dog person who has cats and wishes he could just have rats. can’t win 020
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I was like “what’s wrong with this, I would wear this” and then saw the fuckin toes 4500
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sure but I already did “how stella got her groove back to the future” just in case that saves some time 1120
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026had to zoom in to make sure this wasn’t a windows 98 Sierra Entertainment minigolf game 010
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026congrats on finding all seven chaos emeralds btw 010
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I think I didn’t do it right ima think of another one if that’s cool 010
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026youtu.beThe Internet is for Porn- Avenue Q at Smithtown PACYouTube video by Jason Jacoby 040
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026god. just a glimpse of the thumbnail already has it playing in my head 0110
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the flag on top is the most cursed chefs kiss in the universe 010
Reposted by doc shartmanceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026can I say something without everyone getting mad 2835413
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026you have a single raw cutlet of chicken where your brain should be 070
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’d gladly watch if he was forced to sit through it in the same theater as me 😈 010
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I respect it. I want to watch it just to spite him but also don’t have that kind of time 120
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026that’s like expecting your plumber to not have an italian accent. simply untenable 210
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026chiitan loves all transgender people. chiitan stands for love and truth 120
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Not anymore. That’s Lieutenant Colonel Blow to you 000
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026we are running out of new sentencesfire.orgOhio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator. Your questions about Shrexting, answered.An Ohio blogger spent 23 hours in jail after texting a senator a crude Shrek meme. Can political mockery be prosecuted? The First Amendment weighs in. 050
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Setting for a movie starring that loveable rascal Bimzelx 000
doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026playing toejam & earl on my sega genesis on a saturday morning 120
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R. L. Shaffer of IGN called it "a painful, unfunny, unoriginal, sloppy mess of a movie",[2] while Brad McKay of Collider stated, "It’s not funny or entertaining."[3] Brian Orndorf of DVD Talk recommended that his readers not "give Craig Moss your time or your money. Watch coverage of the BP oil disaster instead. I guarantee it's funnier."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yybqmix5etmzerb2z6cxr2pv/bafkreiguponrwh3r7q3httils673nanwnjr4jpzoy674cnjdiprenabquy)
