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It is the hybris of rationalism to always attack the prophet, the mystic, the god. It is our blasphemy which has made us great, and will sustain us, and which the gods secretly admire in us.

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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 4h
A lot of these guys think they’re Eichmann or Göring when they’re Ernst Rohm
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 4h
José enrique
@Jesanchez3
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Is already here!!! Thank you premier league and send me the medal soon too
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Man City have been found guilty on virtually all of their 115 financial regulation breaches.
No sanction has been handed down yet with City set to appeal the decision.
(via @David_Ornstein)
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 16h
Piper (@the-pied-piper.bsky.social)
Mike Freeman (@mfreeman.bsky.social)
Biden pre and post Oct 7 is a dichotomy fit to drive you truly insane.
Bro burned the world for an obsession with destroying Gaza. Before Oct 7 he was doing so much meat & potatoes good governance. I used to go to repro health conferences hosted by him or Harris or his wife now it's all on fire.
Bluesky | Today at 01:05Clea: Source?
General Strange: I made it up
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 18h
I have accidentally used the generator game to create a plausible Rian Johnson prestige anime film
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Can you build a blockbuster? An award winner? Can you do both at the same time?
This film is not real. It is the output of a game. The title, description, cast, crew, rating, quotes, and scores are all invented.
"Every witness saw a different wife."
THE FOX WIFE'S TRIAL
Meiji-era Japan, 1892. A burned village, thirteen dead, and one accused: a fox spirit who wore the shape of a farmer's wife. An obsessive prosecutor, voiced by Jake Gyllenhaal, reconstructs the fire from testimonies that contradict, each retold in a different art style. The farmer's widow, voiced by Amy Adams, remembers a marriage the spirit, voiced by Rose Byrne, denies ever happened. The district magistrate, voiced by Donald Sutherland, rules on what testimony a ghost may give. The truth is the one story nobody tells.
JAKE GYLLENHAAL • AMY ADAMS • ROSE BYRNE AND DONALD SUTHERLAND
A RIAN JOHNSON FILM
PG-13
FOR VIOLENT IMAGES, THEMATIC ELEMENTS AND SOME SENSUALITY
SOME MATERIAL MAY BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 13
"Byrne plays the fox's grief like she's lying and telling the truth at the same timeẠồẠi
r/TrueFilm user
DOMESTIC BOX OFFICE
$153M
"Sutherland's magistrate scene nearly walks off with Johnson's handsomest, most overdesigned puzzle yetiạạ
Critic Review
CRITIC SCORE
69/100
CREATE YOUR FILM AT TENTPOLEGAME.COM
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 18h
I’d watch this
TENTPOLE
Can you build a blockbuster? An award winner? Can you do both at the same time?
This film is not real. It is the output of a game. The title, description, cast, crew, rating, quotes, and scores are all invented.
'He escaped everything except the dead"
HOUDINI 13
The world's most famous escape artist, Colin Farrell, can slip any lock but not his grief, so he spends his final touring year debunking séances across Prohibition-era America. A fraudulent medium running a circuit of weeping widows, Christoph Waltz, fills theaters with messages from the dead, while the escape artist's road-worn brother and stage assistant, Gerard Butler, holds the act together through the brawls and arrests. A blind old medium with one genuine gift, Jack Nicholson, offers the single reading he cannot explain away.
JACK NICHOLSON • COLIN FARRELL WITH GERARD BUTLER AND CHRISTOPH WALTZ
A ALEJANDRO INARRITU FILM
R
FOR STRONG VIOLENT CONTENT, SEXUALITY AND LANGUAGE
UNDER 17 REQUIRES ACCOMPANYING PARENT OR ADULT GUARDIAN
"Farrell holds his breath for minutes on end and it's the most physical performance in yearsỊại r/TrueFilm user
DOMESTIC BOX OFFICE
$266M
"Iñárru builds a séance picture that leaves voters gasping; Farrell is a lock."
Critic Review
CRITIC SCORE
87/100
CREATE YOUR FILM AT TENTPOLEGAME.COM
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 19h
Also his original claim to fame has been largely debunked by engineers
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 20h
Successfully dropped off my wife’s Chinese aunt and uncle at BWI Now to drive back to Fairfax and get the kids moved from the AirBnB into our new half unpacked house
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 21h
The BBC World Service ran an interview with the woman MP who pushed to legalize the pill She argued part of the issue Japan had was the Yamato Nadeshiko stereotype or standard It’s an interesting argument
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finrodsauronverynsfwprivatefolderdonotlook @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 21h
'i think helen keller wasnt real' is like a dumb way of signalling youre edgy lmao
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 22h
AI safety discourse is hilarious My brother in Christ you spent hours jail breaking a multimillion dollar model to become a shit version of the Anarchist’s Cookbook
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
Comic book logic at its finest!
UGH! NEVER
FELT A PUNCH
LIKE THAT BEFORE!! I'M REACTING LIKE ANY ORDINARY TEEN-AGER!!!.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO-- FRUSTRATE ME 222
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HEAR!' DON'T
WATER
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THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!
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LIKE
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HAPPENED TO YOUR2.MY HEAD'S REEL-
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FINISHED!I-™MHELPLESS!
HE'S ALMOST UNCONSCIOUS!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.!!
HE DOESN'T EVEN STRUGGLE AS
REMOVE
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE ANSWER...
MR. JAMESON--
LOOK!HE'S BEATENSPIDER-MAN!
SO QUCKLY!!
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THAT WEAKLINGBRAT, PETER PARKER!
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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really think TLJ would have landed harder if, instead of inventing new spaceships, they had just used old Rebel stuff and made it look super-janky; B-wings with all the panels pulled off, snow-speeders covered in dirt and with the canopy glass missing.
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Theseus, His Sails Unfurled @essencewarden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't even particularly like Batman, but it always feels like I appreciate him better than the average Batman fan seems to. Me: kinda tired of this guy's whole deal Them: Oh no, I am not tired of his whole deal, which I love some of and hate some of, having gotten both parts entirely wrong
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
“Manchester City’s position seems perilous but their stance has not changed. This is why.” www.nytimes.com/athletic/763...
static.klipy.com
Everything Is Fine All Ok - Chemical Ali
Alt: Everything Is Fine All Ok - Chemical Ali
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
The secret to get my wife’s aunt and uncle checked in for their flight back on Air China: Ignore Air China, call United
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
This is of course old Tommy Jefferson’s fault
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
YOU'LL BE GLAD TO HEAR THAT THE WAYNE FOUNDATION HAS DONATED NEARLY ONE HUNDRED MILLION POLLARS TO THE REBUILDING OF SCHOOLS, HOMES AND INFRASTRUCTURE IN THE NINTH WARD. I WAS.

Bruce is speaking at the opening of the Wayne Memorial Children’s Hospital
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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Almost exactly a year ago
The Atlantic: don't bet against Bari Weiss

The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics. 

By Caitlin Flanagan
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
midterm polling moodboard
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Corn Pop 2: Pop Harder
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Watchmen and V for Vendetta, famously, were not intended by Moore to stay in print as an evergreen GN and he’s very mad about it
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John @johnlk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watchmen doesn't feature your first criteria. Miller's Born Again and DeMatteis's Kraven's Last Hunt both fit, I think. Marvel has a "Premier Collection" which I think is an attempt to do what you're talking about. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_...
en.wikipedia.org
Marvel Premier Collection - Wikipedia
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Did DC have more success doing this? Yes But it’s ahistorical nonsense to claim Marvel never tried
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Coyote ^.^ ΘΔ @coyoteden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The best part is when he concludes that Apple is going to paywall “your phone’s own brain” right after linking to Apple’s page on server-side usage limits. Server-side.
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
MARVEL GRAPHIC NOVEL
$5.95
THE DEATH OF
CAPTAIN MARVEL
by JIM STARLIN
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Things I did not know I needed to see: Galapagos tortoises eating jack o lanterns
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It’s hilarious that billionaires have cooked their brains so much that they think Nashville is on par with Shanghai or Singapore. buddy, the only thing that Nashville is a “global powerhouse” in is hosting bachelorette parties
can be an ideologue, but he has to compete too, and we'll see. Will he learn that he's got to make the city a place where people want to grow and build and live and have families and work?" he added, pointing to global powerhouses like Shanghai, Hong Kong, Singapore, and Nashville,
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 28/09/2026
man, you can’t be a pro athlete getting weight updates so small that babies at their six month check up look down on you
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 27/09/2026
I think this site should ban people who make death threats
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
My wife: I’m thinking a nautical theme for the entryway Me: *queues up the Leaving of Liverpool and Barrett’s Privateers*
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Bets on who is more well known worldwide - Erling Haaland or Ella Langley
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Andrew. @g026r.leftblank.org · 27/09/2026
Also: while I was looking up the exact exchange, I discovered DuckDuckGo watched a completely different movie from the rest of us.
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Either that or you just don’t listen to pop music or country music much
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Treating “Skywalker” as the name of a person or family is clearly a translation issue when attempting to translate ancient holocrons A textual reading suggests this is more a title or honorific, perhaps largely equivalent to “Saint”
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Falcon: He's Out of Line, But He's Right
Alt: Falcon: He's Out of Line, But He's Right
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this but the fat man is corporate ag who grows alfalfa in the desert for meat cattle, and the little guy is data centers
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh we get a rerun of early career Josh Allen today?
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Hmm I wonder if it’s private equity that is constraining the housing supply or maybe like zoning How will we ever know /sarcasm
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
I am slightly impressed that the Irish national team got so tied up in knots regarding UEFA scheduling them against Israel that they managed to lose to Kosovo
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
The fact that the actual coursework for a lot of these courses was also like “write four essays over 10 weeks” was also pretty great
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean I have a BS in Microlectronic Engineering, an MS in Materials Science, and a minor in American politics RIT in fact required you to take a language, social science, or humanities concentration or minor
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Kat4Obama @kat4obama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Bill Clinton has remarked that when he tells young people today that he once tried to broker a deal that would have created a Palestinian state, he says their jaws drop. They cannot believe such an offer was ever on the table—let alone that it was rejected by the Palestinian leader [Arafat]."
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Uilliam Mac G ᚒᚔᚂᚂᚔᚐᚋ @uilliammac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The SDLP leader is there as well. They don't need permission from London to speak with their own community about the hate march that the UK authorities are trying to force on them.
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
lol lmao
Bold predictions
Red Sox win in two. The Red Sox have had a week to reset and rest since clinching their playoff berth Sunday. They haven't looked great offensively in that span, but since this is supposed to be a bold prediction, here we are. The rest will have done them good, especially for the rotation with each expected starter lined up on six days' rest.
Given the wild season the Red Sox have had, they don't seem ready for this to be over yet. — McCaffrey
Yankees win in two. The Yankees' starting pitching and offensive platoon options will carry them to Tampa, Fla. - Kuty
Brendan Kuty | Staff Writer, New York Yankees
Jen McCaffrey | Staff Writer, Red Sox
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
I think one of the major visual and world building mistakes in TFA is that both the Resistance and the First Order are too homogeneous
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Effy, Demon of Corn, Wheat, Spelt, and Rice @mseffy.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026
Other OSINT guy voice: Excuse you, the Z-95-AF4 clearly mounts its *triple blasters* above the wing, while other models are outboard from the wingtip, clearly indicating some modularity in Incom cannon mounting attachments-
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
Trump take access to Sherman Memorial
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
Things I didn’t expect to see at the National Air and Space Museum A Z-95 Headhunter
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