Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026GOP Event Organiser: You get the photo of the left-wing commentator for the jumbotron? GOP Intern: Sure did boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked. GOP Event Organiser: what. 020
Reposted by Doc GarbyJohn Reimann @johnnyrimes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026We still here.podcasts.apple.comScreamplay - The Séance of Blake ManorPodcast Episode · Gamefully Unemployed · August 20 · 1h 3m 153
Reposted by Doc GarbyVanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Just got the very scary notice on intent to foreclose letter from the bank and need to come up with 3200 by 9/16 (I already am making the second payment in two weeks). I’m so sorry to ask but I really don’t want to lose my home of the last five years. gofund.me/f3c7fe1a9gofund.meDonate to Help Vanessa Keep Her House While Looking For Work, organized by jennifer guerreroHello friends. I don’t think anyone has ever made a go fund me be… jennifer guerrero needs your support for Help Vanessa Keep Her House While Looking For Work 12930
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 15/08/2026An excuse to share some old Bad Fan Art? Don't mind if I do 020
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 26/07/2026They should use as much of the original cast as possible, especially Eva Mendes, and film a Psycho (1998) style shot-for-shot remake of the Cage movie. But only if they can tempt Bridget Fonda out of retirement to play Mephisto. 000
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 24/07/2026It's fucking gross that anyone is signing on to a film knowing Depp is the lead Especially well established actors He lost his defamation case in the UK with the judge ruling the published claims were "substantially true" Do you know how much evidence there had to be against him for that to happen? 020
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The world is literally on fire and Andy Burnham begins as PM by allowing new oil and gas drilling in the North Sea while the EU have announced they're slowing plans to cut greenhouse gas emissions. We're ruled by evil idiots. 040
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Throwing a tacky party that goes to shit and pretending everything's okay? He's never been more relatable! 000
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Labour are evil www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukRefugees will be told to repay £10,000 under new asylum rulesMinisters will be given powers to recover costs from adults who have received asylum support under new laws. 011
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Where young people need psoriatic arthritis support, that will be provided as part of in-work support. Where young people need chemotherapy support, that will be provided as part of in-work support. You see how fucking ridiculous you sound, @andyburnham.bsky.social? 010
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Oh look, Burnham also sucks To misquote Pratchett: Work Shall Make Ye Fret 010
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 26/06/2026If this heat is the new normal I'm going to have to find a healthy way to lose weight that doesn't turn into yet another eating disorder. 110
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Good riddance to the transphobic, ableist, xenophobic, genocide enabling prick. Fuck Starmer Fuck Labour 030
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I bet Starmer sets a timetable to leave after the Manchester by-election so if they lose he can frame it as being Burnham's (& Streeting's) fault & try to stay in post. Of course all three are willing/keen to cause suffering & harm to the most vulnerable people for political gain so fuck 'em. 010
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 20/06/2026@johnnyrimes.bsky.social, my son convinced me to go halves with him 130
Reposted by Doc GarbyVanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Okay so I need to come up with $4000 for bills and I’m waiting on a few interviews. Do you need resumes or pitch decks made? Do you have a project you need help with? Scripts that need punch up? Copywriting. Hell I can even do remote secretarial work! 03933
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Holy ahistorical bullshit, Batman! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... 030
Reposted by Doc GarbyVanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I’m very broke and can’t pay my bills but I literally never want Turtle to want for anything ever so if anyone can chip in for cat litter and food I would be eternally greatful. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...amazon.comCheck out my list on Amazon 12316
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Important life lesson If you're going to dip a chunk of cheese into a mostly empty jar of marmite, make sure you have a firm grip on the cheese. 010
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 23/05/2026It really feels like Labour aren't far from outright calling us useless eaters 000
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Feels like a failure of journalism to have headlines saying Streeting pledges a wealth tax when all he's actually planning is a slight tweak to capital gains tax. Also, he's a right-wing, ableist, transphobe, so perhaps his attempts to appeal to progressives shouldn't win him any fans regardless. 010
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Cool that Burnham won't commit to rejoining the EU because he thinks he won't win the by-election if he does whereas Streeting is talking about it but is demonstrably evil. I mean, Burnham is probably also evil. He is trying to be a Labour PM after all. 000
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Wanting to rejoin the EU is good but Wes Streeting is still transphobic and ableist and should therefore fuck all the way off and then some. 020
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 15/05/2026As a matter of utmost importance, all scientific endeavour should be focused on creating a zero-buoyancy antigravity device to act as a pillow so I can sleep without adding to the pressure in my sinuses from this head cold. Ideally it will be tested and ready to use within the next 10 minutes. 020
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I haven't read the article but I assume this is what Paul McCartney's referring to youtu.be/o7XSc18KbDM?...youtu.beSuper Mario Sunshine - Delfino Plaza AcapellaYouTube video by Smooth McGroove 000
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Oh gods, he attempting to appeal to progressives. He's as self-deluded as Starmer. He does know people have seen his transphobia and support for authoritarianism, right? 000
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Yes it sucks that Streeting might be the next PM but just for now I'm pleased he's no longer the Health Secretary 010
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 11/05/2026The King's speech on Wednesday will set out legislation for Starmer's vision of a "better" UK: Preventing young people accessing disability benefits Limiting the use of jury trials Reinterpreting the ECHR protection for Right to Family Life to make denying asylum claims easier Labour are evil 160
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I'm ashamed and disgusted so many people in England voted Reform Fuck all of you, you evil scumbags 140
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I bet Starmer's response will be; Blame the Greens for splitting the vote. Double down on bigotry and fascism. Declare he'll stay in post because only he can undo the harm of increasing political division. (I haven't checked so he might have already done all this) 010
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 29/04/2026So the brother of one of Epstein's good friends is meeting a second of Epstein's good friends to further diplomacy on behalf of the government that's in turmoil for having appointed a third of Epstein's good friends as ambassador to appease the aforementioned second good friend of Epstein. Cool. 020
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Breaking: Ambiguous headline could mean bad news for the extremely well hung 010
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I get we're all desperate for as many wins as we can get these days but you don't gotta hand it to the Pope who was implicated in covering up sexual abuse in his diocese, or to the new Hungarian PM who's a right-wing nationalist. Being less evil than others doesn't mean they're good. 120
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Boondock Saints III: Twin Schisms A family goes to war when one brother remains loyal to the Holy See and the other thinks the Pope is a woke lib-cuck. 210
Reposted by Doc GarbyTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 07/04/2026Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. 7725219
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 06/04/2026@moviehooligan.bsky.social Hype you may have missed during your break* youtu.be/d2D3mFL3Tyg?... *time spent doing lots of other work without a breakyoutu.beAT THE PLACE OF GHOSTS Official Trailer (2026)YouTube video by ONE Media + 010
Reposted by Doc GarbyBeatgrrrl @beatgrrrl.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Keith Haring, Bunny On The Run, 1986 61347460
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 02/04/2026This is a direct result of Labour's attacks on disabled people. They removed the tax break the scheme had for insurance premiums so Motability have gone with the black boxes to reduce costs. It's a bad decision but the blame ultimately lies with Labour. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukMotability drivers 'horrified' by compulsory black boxesThe boxes will monitor driving habits, such as speed and braking, and will provide a weekly rating. 021
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Given I have quite a few US based mutuals who don't follow soccer I thought I'd give a heads up about the "Ireland and Wales are boycotting the World Cup" posts that are being shared as news: they lost their qualifiers so fans were making jokes about being proud they were boycotting. 120
Reposted by Doc GarbyJustin 🦕 @artness.bsky.social · 26/03/2026After a request from one @heytherejeffro.bsky.social , I designed this shirt. It's for true early 2000s DVD sickos/piracy enthusiasts (pira-maniacs?). Anyway it + my entire shop is on sale for few days so you can get it now without having to steal a car or whatever www.teepublic.com/user/artness... 1247
Doc Garby @docgarby.bsky.social · 26/03/20261000th Small Beans content module? Sounds like an excuse to share one of my favourite fan arts inspired by their 1Upsmanship show. Console War... Console War never changes... 030
Reposted by Doc Garbymichael swaim 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 24/03/2026This Thursday, March 26th at 5pm Pacific, @abeepp.bsky.social and I will be co-hosting a livestream celebrating the 1000th Small Beans Content Module! Join us (and NUMEROUS SURPRISE GUESTS) for chat, vids, and a look back at 8.167 years of bean-bein'. IT HERE - www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq99...youtube.com1000th Content Module Celebration Stream!YouTube video by Small Beans 074