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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I need a person to talk to about the messaging in Frieren bc it's so incredibly human and undeniably one of the best things to come out in the last 10 years and all my friends won't do a podcast- goddammit i sound like a pie

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

i love movies, the magic of the screen. and that most likely someone somewhere has gotten a blowie during a screening of Disclosure Day.

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

this Iran deal really has me riled UP. I think this is the one that will make me POLITICAL

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

my ratatouille rat (we) got laid off from our chef job so now we had to get a teamster job. And yes, i know it's funny that "a rat is driving me driving a truck," but please don't make fun of him in this economy my rat can only take so much

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

So I wanted to answer something bc my audience deserves it: yes, i have a little chef up there but he hasn't driven me for over a year due to the DUI

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

It's me. I've been ruining AI the whole time.

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

fouls? more like suk my bauls

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

i once got too high and posted on twitter thinking it was bluesky wait is it happening again oh okay we're good

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

quick while they're behind the moon, steal their astronaut wallets

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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

This Thursday, March 26th at 5pm Pacific, @abeepp.bsky.social and I will be co-hosting a livestream celebrating the 1000th Small Beans Content Module! Join us (and NUMEROUS SURPRISE GUESTS) for chat, vids, and a look back at 8.167 years of bean-bein'. IT HERE - www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq99...

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1000th Content Module Celebration Stream!

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

love when writing, blocking, direction, acting, editing, and lighting come together. could talk about how right-left and shot size makes a difference for days - Rocky (1976)

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Sheev Palpatine will somehow return in Avengers: Doomsday

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Sometimes there were one set of footprints, other times there was a set of footprints and a set of hand prints. So I asked the lord, "why when I needed you most, was there footprints and hand prints?" The lord replied: "Son, that is when I wheelbarrowed you."

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The Simpsons Index @thesimpsonsindex.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

New podcast out now! We are joined by @michaelswaim.bsky.social & @abeepp.bsky.social to help us review an episode that starts with Sea Captain looking for treasure & ends with Bart & Lisa exposing secrets of a sinister STEM school! Links in bio or search The Simpsons Index on the good podcast apps.

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Jeff May @heytherejeffro.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Me and @abeepp.bsky.social doing a pod together??? That's like that time George and Elaine hung out alone! This one is REALLY fun, so listen up, you precious freaks! www.patreon.com/posts/139001...

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JHCF 102: Abe Epperson | Jeff May

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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Honored to host @thatbilloakley.com on the latest SIMPSONS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING! WHAT YOU KNOW He wrote steamed hams and many other eps! Also EP for years! Creator of Mission Hill! WHAT YOU DON'T Bizarre burgers! Unique regional foods! Hey remember The Mullets? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUeN...

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How One Simpsons Joke Made Bill Oakley Famous 30 years Later | Simpsons Taught Me Everything

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

SMALL BEANS TALK OVER MOVIES STARTS IN 20 MINUTES

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

is bae a thing? I just thought everyone was misspelling my name.

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Oh dag we brought back movie night. better get your movie clothes on. www.patreon.com/posts/movie-...

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Movie Night on Monday!!! | Small Beans

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

I've got a lot of questions about how Small Beans was formed. I figured I'd show some early footage.

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DJ Wooldridge @djtalkstrash.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Had a great conversation with @abeepp.bsky.social about movies! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY4d...

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

been calling people "sacks" for two days now and am happy to report that I called my therapist to tell them that I will no longer be needing their services

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I can attest that this is Michael Swaim's love language. He is doing mouth love here.

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

if god were to ask me what's your best sunday, I'd probably say dunks and feel pretty good about it.

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

look, televised halftimes don't have to be what they are. we could come together and make them just wall to wall dunks

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

i simply do not know what a foul is (nba basketball)

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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

BIG THANK YOU to the Kings Among Beans who helped Small Beans finally crack 1k reviews on the apple podcasting app. Rumor has it this is or was a delineation point that will get us served more, but algos change constantly so it could mean nothing! This diminishes the size of the THANKS not a whit.

The Small Beans entry in the Apple Podcasting app. We've got 4.9 stars with 1k reviews. Description is "Small Beans Podcasting is a place for beans of every sort to come bean it up. Free your soul, eh? Be a frijole."

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

the @michaelswaim.bsky.social Cracked retrospective made me realize in the comments that some folks had problems finding all 6 episodes of Marvels of the Science so I put together a playlist. They're like 2-4 minutes each. Enjoy. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Marvels of the Science - YouTube

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

what if michael mann during Heat was like fuck it al pacino is robocop because we got close

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

I've never once flinched or winced at a joke so I guess no gag reflex

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

hell yeah this is my kind of spam

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

it's wild that mass media has commoditized "the system is broken." like pill ads that appeal to how food companies have poisoned you. your doom scrolling is justified. halftime shows about how america is broken. not wrong, just some serious whiplash.

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

i love when they come back to all the old guys from the halftime report after the halftime show but now they've taken their desk away.

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

i hope kendrick lamar's "surprise" for the halftime show is he just brings out eugene levy

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

there are two football ads: famous actor with cg terrifies you and "don't you love your family?"

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Tomorrow on the patreon.com/smallbeans channel! It's the dead kids one!

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Is it just me or is Burger King's most recent ad campaign where they just say "You Rule" at the end feel particularly dystopian. Like Idiocracy's "wecome to costco, i love you" levels.

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Edwin Hubble segment from Cunk on Life

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I don't know how it could win one but I do think its a catastrophe that the Edwin Hubble segment on Cunk on Life won't win an oscar for anything

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

*sung to the tune of Love in an Elevator by Aerosmith* "Work at an excavator! Lifting things up while you're sitting down."

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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

ICYMI, we watched Pay it Forward and mostly talked about The Orville. The big takeaway is that we CAN fix the world, but at what cost?? Kevin was there, lightly Deadpooled. I'll be calling all angels to join us again next week, same place, same time! (Same movie? Perhaps!!!)

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

if you could insert a fart into any moment in any movie, what's the best movie fart?

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

maybe a threesome IS just what we need

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

secrets are tickles for the mind

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abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

yes officer we are not high

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