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Dr Dan the bandage man

@docdanz.bsky.social
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
FFS evangelicals, take out your trash. And buy trash, I mean the absolute rubbish that you create. This man is a blasphemer and an antichrist and if you can’t see it, you are not “of God”.
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Don’t know if this has already been done yet… #odyssey
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I would prefer that we imported foreign culture wars and call them Boaty McBoatface 1 and 2.
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Shaky! #EQNZ
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I just went down the rabbit hole of so-called “gamma bias” and it took me longer that I am happy to admit to realise that this isn’t a well established psychological/statistical effect but an effort to neutralise feminist critique of, well, everything…
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Eddie Clark @dreddieclark.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Princess Leia meme saying "Help us ODT Kenobi, you're our only hope".
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Barry Soper? More like Barry Snowflake!
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
One thing that’s lost on non-Americans is that this is what four prophet healthcare looks like
The now famous image of trump as Jesus (I mean a doctor!) …the salient issue is in the foreground there are four adoring faces looking on
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
And the crazy thing is that you could reference every single statement here with something that the POTUS or the secretary of war has said and you would not be misrepresenting them. This should be used forever as a measuring stick for cognitive dissonance.
The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States for the seventh time won the war that wasn’t a war, so the United States can open the Strait of Hormuz that was open before the not war.

The not war that started to get the uranium that was completely obliterated, so that the Iranians can’t build the nuclear bomb that they weren’t building for the not war that the United States started.

Then the United States which has nuclear weapons threatening to use nuclear weapons to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons because having nuclear weapons is dangerous.

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/04/2026
how is this literally happening in real life
Far Side comic from 1987

“Through a gross navigational error, the Love Boat steams into the Strait of Hormuz”
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The evidence that they were terrorists or even drug runners? “Trust me bro”
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.
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a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face
Alt: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
When they say Japan is another world, they’re not joking.
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Rob✅✅ @robdickinson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Its only a Ram raid if it takes place in Ramarama otherwise its just unauthorized parking with theft
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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Don't worry everyone. Nicola Willis has cancelled the tankers that are on their way, and has formed a working party to get Winston Peters start a company to arrange some smaller replacements for more money much later.
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
World War 3? Try World War Z! www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
rnz.co.nz
Strait of Hormuz remains blocked by Iran while zombie ships sail through
Thousands of ships remain stranded but two anomalies appeared to sail in and out of the Gulf through the strait in the past week.
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Into the sun, please, thank you yes very much
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Have you seen some of the shit that comes out of them?
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The pilot, a certain Captain Leroy Jenkins, had no comment. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
rnz.co.nz
Jetstar plane swerved off Christchurch runway after pilot accidentally hit 'full power'
Passengers aboard the Airbus A320 plane from Auckland to Christchurch reported a "frightening" landing .
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
What in the stupid milk-loving piece of shit dumbass mean spirited sale at Briscoes racist sexist 40% off deck furniture piss concert it this? (with apologies to Hera Lindsay Bird)
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Well if we don’t have any ferries, we won’t be so reliant on fuel to cross the Cook Strait!
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Why does our Prime Minister hate the rules based international order so much?
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Written on the bottom “This is fine china.”
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
These hills fill my soul.
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Say what you want about NZ Labour but they are using their time in opposition to work on and release policy to a degree that makes the 2017-2023 Nats look like a bunch of muppets.
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David Mohring @nzheretic.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
Chart from the UK Financial Times comparing countries level of lock down stringency. New Zealand in grey is considerably lower for most of that time.
Chart from the UK Financial Times comparing countries level of lock down stringency.  New Zealand in grey is considerably lower for most of that time. https://ig.ft.com/coronavirus-lockdowns/
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
*thisisfine.gif*
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Today’s road trip. Got through to Dunedin before they started closing roads.
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Ballroom? But that’s why I manspread!
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Musical Chairs @musicalchairs.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Damn, I read Judith's letter! I'll leave the politics to others, but, lord, the Govt spending stuff is REALLY BAD! I'll try and keep this short. First up, this bare-faced lie. The countries in the pink circle have a similar-sized economy to NZ. Govt spending is a lot higher in all but one . [🧵 1/n]
plot of Govt GDP per capita vs Govt spend per capita. Quote from Judith's letter reads: 'Only by NZ becoming wealthier can we afford to spend more'
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The Antichrist says what?
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Wellington gets Angry.
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Thank goodness! www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin...
odt.co.nz
Barker claims Dunedin mayoralty by close margin
Councillor Sophie Barker has been provisionally elected Dunedin mayor by a narrow margin. Cr Barker said she was honoured to be "provisionally...
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the Juice Media @thejuicemedia.com · 10/10/2025
The Government of New Zealand has made a new tourism ad and it's surprsingly honest and informative!
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Honest Government Ad | Visit New Zealand!
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.
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a man in a suit is smoking a cigarette and holding a jacket .
ALT: a man in a suit is smoking a cigarette and holding a jacket .
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
“Willing to consider viewpoints even if they don’t conform to the norm” is open-mindedness. “Compelled to take a contrary viewpoint without respect to merit” is a personality disorder.
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The politics of envy, you say? Yet I only see the politics of cruelty playing out - at home and abroad.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
In 1985, when the US was at the height of its power, we told them "No, we will forge our own future, no to nuclear weapons and the ships that carry them". 40 years later, when the USA's reputation is in tatters, with their power and trustworthiness in free fall, we are bending over for them.
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Was watching the final episode of The Crown tonight. Started googling Archbishop of Canterbury. Working my way through the recent holders of the title. Came to Sarah Mullally, announced on… what… today? Literally an hour ago. Mind blown. 🤯
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Now just sitting here waiting to be invaded for defiling their god.
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Who’s your favourite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
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a man with a mustache says his name is inigo montonya
ALT: a man with a mustache says his name is inigo montonya
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Age yourself with a film you saw as a kid.
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a man on a bike is flying in front of a full moon
ALT: a man on a bike is flying in front of a full moon
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Foxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Luxon says NZ 'neither pro The Fellowship Of The Ring nor pro Sauron' #NZPol
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
“Medicine is Hamas”
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Grumpy @grumpyyetamusin.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
We went from Ardern's govt changing gun laws in a week flat in response to an attack on our Muslim whānau to Luxon's govt refusing to acknowledge the Palestinian state during its genocide. What a spineless mob.
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
…revealing that he has long fallen for political manipulation from Israel.
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Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Last night I dreamt that it was post election day 2026 and this current lily-livered, inhumane, money-loving, spineless and amoral government was a thing of the past. Needless to say, I woke up slightly happier.
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