Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026FFS evangelicals, take out your trash. And buy trash, I mean the absolute rubbish that you create. This man is a blasphemer and an antichrist and if you can’t see it, you are not “of God”. 000
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Don’t know if this has already been done yet… #odyssey 000
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I would prefer that we imported foreign culture wars and call them Boaty McBoatface 1 and 2. 220
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I just went down the rabbit hole of so-called “gamma bias” and it took me longer that I am happy to admit to realise that this isn’t a well established psychological/statistical effect but an effort to neutralise feminist critique of, well, everything… 130
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manDr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 19/04/2026One thing that’s lost on non-Americans is that this is what four prophet healthcare looks like 292
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026And the crazy thing is that you could reference every single statement here with something that the POTUS or the secretary of war has said and you would not be misrepresenting them. This should be used forever as a measuring stick for cognitive dissonance. 021
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manMicah @rincewind.run · 20/04/2026how is this literally happening in real life 3152791346
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026The evidence that they were terrorists or even drug runners? “Trust me bro” 010
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.media.tenor.coma close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his faceAlt: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face 4236771210
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026When they say Japan is another world, they’re not joking. 000
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manRob✅✅ @robdickinson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Its only a Ram raid if it takes place in Ramarama otherwise its just unauthorized parking with theft 171
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manBlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Don't worry everyone. Nicola Willis has cancelled the tankers that are on their way, and has formed a working party to get Winston Peters start a company to arrange some smaller replacements for more money much later. 14811
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 24/03/2026World War 3? Try World War Z! www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...rnz.co.nzStrait of Hormuz remains blocked by Iran while zombie ships sail throughThousands of ships remain stranded but two anomalies appeared to sail in and out of the Gulf through the strait in the past week. 000
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Into the sun, please, thank you yes very much 020
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Have you seen some of the shit that comes out of them? 072
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026The pilot, a certain Captain Leroy Jenkins, had no comment. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...rnz.co.nzJetstar plane swerved off Christchurch runway after pilot accidentally hit 'full power'Passengers aboard the Airbus A320 plane from Auckland to Christchurch reported a "frightening" landing . 100
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 17/03/2026What in the stupid milk-loving piece of shit dumbass mean spirited sale at Briscoes racist sexist 40% off deck furniture piss concert it this? (with apologies to Hera Lindsay Bird) 230
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Well if we don’t have any ferries, we won’t be so reliant on fuel to cross the Cook Strait! 010
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Why does our Prime Minister hate the rules based international order so much? 010
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Written on the bottom “This is fine china.” 1112
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Say what you want about NZ Labour but they are using their time in opposition to work on and release policy to a degree that makes the 2017-2023 Nats look like a bunch of muppets. 100
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manDavid Mohring @nzheretic.bsky.social · 10/04/2024Chart from the UK Financial Times comparing countries level of lock down stringency. New Zealand in grey is considerably lower for most of that time. 0122
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Today’s road trip. Got through to Dunedin before they started closing roads. 2444
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manMusical Chairs @musicalchairs.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Damn, I read Judith's letter! I'll leave the politics to others, but, lord, the Govt spending stuff is REALLY BAD! I'll try and keep this short. First up, this bare-faced lie. The countries in the pink circle have a similar-sized economy to NZ. Govt spending is a lot higher in all but one . [🧵 1/n] 518881
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Thank goodness! www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin...odt.co.nzBarker claims Dunedin mayoralty by close marginCouncillor Sophie Barker has been provisionally elected Dunedin mayor by a narrow margin. Cr Barker said she was honoured to be "provisionally... 240
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manthe Juice Media @thejuicemedia.com · 10/10/2025The Government of New Zealand has made a new tourism ad and it's surprsingly honest and informative!youtube.comHonest Government Ad | Visit New Zealand!YouTube video by thejuicemedia 51872429
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.media.tenor.coma man in a suit is smoking a cigarette and holding a jacket .ALT: a man in a suit is smoking a cigarette and holding a jacket . 020
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 06/10/2025“Willing to consider viewpoints even if they don’t conform to the norm” is open-mindedness. “Compelled to take a contrary viewpoint without respect to merit” is a personality disorder. 18838100
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 06/10/2025The politics of envy, you say? Yet I only see the politics of cruelty playing out - at home and abroad. 040
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manJ from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 03/10/2025In 1985, when the US was at the height of its power, we told them "No, we will forge our own future, no to nuclear weapons and the ships that carry them". 40 years later, when the USA's reputation is in tatters, with their power and trustworthiness in free fall, we are bending over for them. 33613
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Was watching the final episode of The Crown tonight. Started googling Archbishop of Canterbury. Working my way through the recent holders of the title. Came to Sarah Mullally, announced on… what… today? Literally an hour ago. Mind blown. 🤯 020
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Now just sitting here waiting to be invaded for defiling their god. 020
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Who’s your favourite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)media.tenor.coma man with a mustache says his name is inigo montonyaALT: a man with a mustache says his name is inigo montonya 151
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Age yourself with a film you saw as a kid.media.tenor.coma man on a bike is flying in front of a full moonALT: a man on a bike is flying in front of a full moon 020
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manFoxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Luxon says NZ 'neither pro The Fellowship Of The Ring nor pro Sauron' #NZPol 36410
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manGrumpy @grumpyyetamusin.bsky.social · 27/09/2025We went from Ardern's govt changing gun laws in a week flat in response to an attack on our Muslim whānau to Luxon's govt refusing to acknowledge the Palestinian state during its genocide. What a spineless mob. 16816
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 27/09/2025…revealing that he has long fallen for political manipulation from Israel. 010
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Last night I dreamt that it was post election day 2026 and this current lily-livered, inhumane, money-loving, spineless and amoral government was a thing of the past. Needless to say, I woke up slightly happier. 020