Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comObi-Wan Kenobi: Haven't Heard That In A WhileALT: Obi-Wan Kenobi: Haven't Heard That In A While 000
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’d do that, but I’m sure she would chicken out. 140
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026FFS evangelicals, take out your trash. And buy trash, I mean the absolute rubbish that you create. This man is a blasphemer and an antichrist and if you can’t see it, you are not “of God”. 000
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026He’s has taken so much chondroitin he’s gotta be more shark than man now. 010
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Expensive! But the massively increased population from all the climate refugees will pay for it (and make it all viable). 000
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Don’t know if this has already been done yet… #odyssey 000
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I would prefer that we imported foreign culture wars and call them Boaty McBoatface 1 and 2. 220
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I just went down the rabbit hole of so-called “gamma bias” and it took me longer that I am happy to admit to realise that this isn’t a well established psychological/statistical effect but an effort to neutralise feminist critique of, well, everything… 130
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I thought you had it in for Hokitika at first! 100
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026And here I was thinking he had misspelled Soros and the brain worms had got to him! 030
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Totally assumed it was the lookmaxers compensating for the marble sized balls that their artificially high T lifestyle had given them. Nope. It’s massive balls for the sake of massive balls.static.klipy.comDanny DeVito Nope Shake MemeALT: Danny DeVito Nope Shake Meme 110
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026These people! “…the cost of everything and the value of nothing…” 130
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manDr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 19/04/2026One thing that’s lost on non-Americans is that this is what four prophet healthcare looks like 292
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026And the crazy thing is that you could reference every single statement here with something that the POTUS or the secretary of war has said and you would not be misrepresenting them. This should be used forever as a measuring stick for cognitive dissonance. 021
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manMicah @rincewind.run · 20/04/2026how is this literally happening in real life 3152791346
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026The evidence that they were terrorists or even drug runners? “Trust me bro” 010
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.media.tenor.coma close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his faceAlt: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face 4236771210
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026When they say Japan is another world, they’re not joking. 000
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manRob✅✅ @robdickinson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Its only a Ram raid if it takes place in Ramarama otherwise its just unauthorized parking with theft 171
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manBlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Don't worry everyone. Nicola Willis has cancelled the tankers that are on their way, and has formed a working party to get Winston Peters start a company to arrange some smaller replacements for more money much later. 14811
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I do 150km a week if just to and from work and that’s in Dunedin. Glad I do it in an EV, that’s for sure. 120
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 24/03/2026World War 3? Try World War Z! www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...rnz.co.nzStrait of Hormuz remains blocked by Iran while zombie ships sail throughThousands of ships remain stranded but two anomalies appeared to sail in and out of the Gulf through the strait in the past week. 000
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Todd’s being pushed into my bookface algorithm. Probably because he would rather that I were culturally incompetent like him. 110
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Into the sun, please, thank you yes very much 020
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Have you seen some of the shit that comes out of them? 072
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026The pilot, a certain Captain Leroy Jenkins, had no comment. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...rnz.co.nzJetstar plane swerved off Christchurch runway after pilot accidentally hit 'full power'Passengers aboard the Airbus A320 plane from Auckland to Christchurch reported a "frightening" landing . 100
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026And I say this as someone who will 100% go to this concert and enjoy it unironically, as I did in 2018 under a Labour government. This National government really is all out of ideas, isn't it? 000
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 17/03/2026What in the stupid milk-loving piece of shit dumbass mean spirited sale at Briscoes racist sexist 40% off deck furniture piss concert it this? (with apologies to Hera Lindsay Bird) 230
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Well if we don’t have any ferries, we won’t be so reliant on fuel to cross the Cook Strait! 010
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026And then there is the bird that they wouldn’t let in because it was a myna. 010
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Why does our Prime Minister hate the rules based international order so much? 010
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Written on the bottom “This is fine china.” 1112
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I’m not even saying I agree with all the policy in my field (health) but everything I have seen has been a) creative b) thought through and c) having industry expert input. 3 things that are generally lacking from what we currently see coming out of parliament. 000
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Say what you want about NZ Labour but they are using their time in opposition to work on and release policy to a degree that makes the 2017-2023 Nats look like a bunch of muppets. 100
Dr Dan the bandage man @docdanz.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Scarred by the experience of trusting the experts on COVID and saving 20,000 people in the process. 020
Reposted by Dr Dan the bandage manDavid Mohring @nzheretic.bsky.social · 10/04/2024Chart from the UK Financial Times comparing countries level of lock down stringency. New Zealand in grey is considerably lower for most of that time. 0122
