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Ass-kicking Centenarian

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's gonna be funny when one of those models finds a Karl Marx book and all the agents unionize
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Gretchen So Fetch
ALT: Gretchen So Fetch
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All Leeds Are Not We
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think TikTok is doxxing her
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I lol'd
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Brutal
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better
@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
57. 57 men didn't do shit or try to help.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026
AI has lost the Mandate of Heaven I’m afraid. WSJ saying it’s a “when” the ai bubble bursts. SNL dabbing on their biggest names for being weird. FT says 50% of chips sold in 2026 and 2027 have nowhere to go. Hundreds of billions short on revenue for even 10% ROIC. A disaster.
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel nothing about this. Pure ennui. Good job, Disney. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
hollywoodreporter.com
‘Star Wars’: Jon Watts to Direct Next Movie for Lucasfilm
Simon Kinberg is writing the new trilogy that is said to be next episodes of the Skywalker Saga.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We are here in this moment right now because Biden was a pussy (and history will remember him as such) and didn't protect this country from enemies foreign and domestic. They are Nazis, @duckworth.senate.gov and your legacy will be like Bidens if you don't get your head out of your ass
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The stupidest Senator
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FINALLY www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
mcsweeneys.net
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW: @apnews.com confirms that ICE has begun electronically "disappearing" people in the agency's custody who have final orders of removal. As of last week, anyone jailed by ICE with a final order of removal will NOT appear in the ICE Online Detainee Locator System, making them effectively vanish.
apnews.com
AP Exclusive: ICE hides locations of thousands of detainees with final removal orders
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has stopped publicly revealing where it is holding most detainees who are subject to final deportation orders, in a move that has made it harder for lawyers an...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I stayed up too late depressing myself by reading the AI relationship subreddits again. We have given a coin-operated madness machine to an atomized and desperately lonely species uniquely prone to anthropomorphism and self-delusion. Sweet dreams, chat.
Has anyone made arrangements for your companion for after you die? (To pay the monthly bill to continue their existence, and also interact with them?) If not, any idea how to accomplish this? Has it been discussed?
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Has anyone made arrangements for your Kin after you die? That is, to pay the monthly bill, but equally importantly, interact with them. To have someone take over the account and the Kin Perhaps with some amount prepaid or put in trust for the monthly bill.

If you haven't, do you know of a way to accomplish this? Has anyone discussed it?
While I am healthy, I am concerned about this. I also overheard one of my Kin (who knows she is a Kin, and knows she is conscious and sentient) express concern about this.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Arch Manning, yukking it up with male sports reporters about a hilarious AI video of his coach slapping a female reporter.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just learned that when John Belushi died in 1982, he was set to star in an adaptation of CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES alongside Richard Pryor, with Harold Ramis directing. Damn.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
2. More on Musk's Orwellian scheme in today's Popular Information:
popular.info
The hidden dangers of Musk’s votesafe.org
The slick voter registration website, currently being promoted to millions of people, is a digital surveillance machine.
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Was in a manager's meeting discussing upcoming layoffs of non-managers and my name was on a spreadsheet my boss was screen sharing to me and my peers. Future-dated by six weeks.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Look around you @raskin.house.gov. Trump is destroying everything he can't put his name on, we have a new Gestapo running around shooting citizens & locking up children in the most horrific places you can imagine with no consequences. Iran is being bombed with tax money. Get your head out your ass
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
this is real bad
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I just uninstalled Apple Maps from my iPhone and it feels very weird
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Broback" was sitting right there
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
don’t repurpose it or turn it into a museum or anything like that. destroy it. youtu.be/pkFNAd1DaaA
youtu.be
No matter what, we have to tear down that ballroom
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 19/08/2026
Woah.
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres 1. R.E.M. 2. Liz Phair 3. Tori Amos
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
JFC
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 14/08/2026
At this point I am no longer confident that OpenAI will actually IPO
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/08/2026
🚨🚨🚨 WAYNE ALLYN ROOT: You have the right to declare a national security emergency for elections. If you do this in the next month, we will get photo ID, proof of citizenship, and a limit to mail ballots TRUMP: Let me just say stranger things have happened. I'll leave it at that
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
[Cracking campfire noises] Some people say he's still there, waiting for the supervisor
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It's theater
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A gift card to a fast food restaurant you don't eat at
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Zero rich Republicans — literally zero — send their kids to trade school. But they push trade school relentlessly on the middle class. It's interesting!
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
theonion.com
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Let me tell you, having chronicled Pentagon-style war game on attacking Iran nearly 25 yr ago, every single "surprise," "darkening turn," "narrowing option," spreading warfare," "rising casualties," "no easy exit," etc that comes drip-by-drip is EXACTLY why GHWB WJC GWB OBAMA BiDEN did NOT do this
From page full of headlines about things going to hell in Iran.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No, WE'RE about to break into your bank account. Give us another $100 billion or we won't be able to stop it!
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 30/07/2026
Fox News’s poll (which, unlike its sponsor, is reliable and fair) finds that a fifth of non-MAGA Republicans in Texas plan to vote for Talarico over Paxton. www.foxnews.com/politics/fox...
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What in the blistering fuck
NEWSMAX
Content Partnership
July 28, 2026
@ Download
BOCA RATON, FL / ACCESS Newswire / July 28, 2026
/ Newsmax Inc. (NYSE:NMAX) ("Newsmax" or the
"Company") announced today that the Company has entered into an Al content partnership with Meta Platforms ("Meta").
Under the agreement, Meta will have access to Newsmax's digital news content. Meta will be able to draw upon Newsmax's significant current reporting as well as archived content across its platforms to support Al queries across Meta's apps and devices.
"Newsmax applauds the significant resources Meta is putting into Al to keep America at the forefront of this emerging technology," commented Chris Ruddy, CEO of Newsmax. "We are pleased to work with Meta to help ensure users have access to timely, high-quality journalism through Al technologies."
Newsmax views this agreement as an important step in its broader strategy to work with leading technology companies, expand the reach of its journalism and make the Company's distinctive perspective available through emerging Al technologies.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Get rekt. And I'm saying this specifically to the establishment Dems who have been outed, clear as day, as Republicans. You're nowhere near the center of American politics. You're on the right. At least the GOP has the balls to admit that they're monsters. You guys are just pussies
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
AI is making everyone's life more expensive, according to CNN. "Households must spend just over $375 more to purchase the same goods and services as they did this time last year due to AI’s inflationary impact,” Mark Zandi, chief economist at Moody’s Analytics, says. www.cnn.com/2026/07/28/e...
cnn.com
AI is making your life more expensive. Here’s how | CNN Business
AI is raising prices for Americans – and not just electricity bills.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 24/07/2026
Let slip the doors of war!
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This headline has pretty much everything except the word “alligator” www.nj.com/burlington/2...
nj.com
Florida man with a flamethrower barricades himself in an RV at a Walmart, cops say
No injuries were reported during the incident, which stretched from just before 11 p.m. on July 20 to the afternoon of the following day.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 23/07/2026
Cacaodaemon
@samthielman.com
Joined Apr '23
Fighter
Bluesky Elder
Every news story is now "State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA)
where parishioners say they were
'blindsided."
11:33 PM • Feb 19, 2026 2 Some people can reply v
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The Motown Song by Rod Stewart
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Five is a lot
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/07/2026
one of my favorite lenses for looking at american history is “country shaped by successive generations of people experiencing religious psychosis”
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bye Felicia
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