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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
hmm

Adam Cochran
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Mar 31, 2021 I'm a professor, investor, marketing/strategy exec and husband. I focus on fintech, artificial intelligence, biotech and behavioral economics.
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The absolute dumbest people. Schoolyard shit.
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Just the dumbest people
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I cackled
Onion: Casket still has stock corpse in it
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Onion ads have zero chill
Not a real advertisement 

DRAFT KINGS
EARN A FREE $10
TOWARD BUYING
BACK YOUR HOUSE.
FORECLOSURE
FOR SALE
NOT A PAID ADVERTISEMENT
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew..Wrong answers only.
The Black Hole (1979)
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Onion all bangers again
Øthe ONION
Friday, April 3, 2026
NEWS
Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks BeerPOLITICS
Pam Bondi Brought In For Exit LobotomyNEWS
Iran Imposes New 'Cash, Grass, Or Ass' Fee For Strait Of HormuzPOLITICS
Bondi: 'My Only Regret Is Not Being Able To Re-Traumatize More
Victims'
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
“Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
from The Player: June Gudmundsdottir: Do places like this really exist? Griffin Mill: Only in the movies.
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
It's easy to get angry at this but all I hear is a low IQ bully from elementary school whose only move is to wind you up. The kind of kid that responded to every criticism with "I know you are but what am I"
Small dick energy
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Post a famous bathroom scene dubsism.com/wp-content/u...
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby, now Come on and work it on out You know you twist, you little girl You know you twist so fine Come on and twist a little closer, now And let me know that you're mine
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
"Hey Onion, have any fucks to give?" "Nope. Fresh out"
Onion: Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This will win a Pulitzer
Photo of Trump looking away while someone behind him receives medical attention
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Text: My yelp review for yesterday is
10/10 Eat a Dick
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same
'Military Commando' Halloween Costume
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
WaPo is trash. Largest protest in American history but #2 story is “the most dangerous woman in classical music”
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Navigating the modern media ownership landscape be like
WHY DID YOU CANCEL DISNEY+?
DISNEY IS OPERATING A BLOOD DIAMOND MINE IN SIERRA LEONE
BUT MY ROOMMATES AND I JUST STARTED SECRET AGENT OSO
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Show me your getaway vehicle
1967 Oldsmobile Toronado in Nassau Blue
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Oh, I see the Onion is flexing again
NEWS
Ghislaine Maxwell Can't Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic
SheetingAG Informed Trump His Name Tattooed All Over Epstein's BodyTrump: 'We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn't A Child Rapist''The House Will Take A Short Recess,' Declares Mike Johnson Dousing Capitol In Gasoline
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
"Thousands"
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The Onion "Oops All Bangers" Edition
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Rainbow "Have the day you voted for"
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Fitzmagic doesn't miss
A picture of Bill Belichick's 23yo girlfriend prompted this response from ex-NFL player Ryan Fitzpatrick: "For all you 48 year old hopeless romantics out there just think your future person may not even be born yet [3 heart emoji]
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Lol this is Mandarin Moussilini fucking with DeSantis. Shades of Romney-for-State eight years ago. There's no way.
Wapo headline that Trump is considering Ron DeSantis for SecDef
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
A frame from The Dark Knight Returns where Batman is breaking a gun and instructing: "This is the weapon of our enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."

Artist credits: Frank Miller, Klaus Hanson, Lynn Varley
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free
Like boxes of shit in your house? Get a cat: The Onion
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 3
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 2
Wizard and Glass by Stephen King
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Post a ship that's not star wars or star trek
War Rocket Ajax from Flash Gordon (1980)
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Peep that logo! Looks reminiscent of something, can't put my finger on it...
Comparison of the credit union logo and a Nazi eagle
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
You're not going to believe this but it was founded in 1939 in Salt Lake City, Utah.
America First Credit Union 

On March 16, 1939, a group of 59 coworkers, friends, and neighbors met without much fanfare at the Hotel Newhouse in Salt Lake City, Utah. Each one of them brought something different to that meeting: unique hopes, diverse experiences, and individual visions of what life could be.
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Doc Brass @docbrass.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Fell down a rabbit hole of Credit Unions in the US, and #7 in terms of Assets Under Management is America First Credit Union and it is wild.
A chart of US credit unions by assets under management
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