Reposted by Dougie DougCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 31/03/2024Judas: Thanks for inviting me to the Last Supper Jesus: The what? Judas: what? 121755242
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social Behold, fellow litigation disaster tourist: 010
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Imagine how I felt walking a mile to law school classes through a neighborhood full of embassy staff. 🥴 000
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Listening to the JGG oral argument before the DC Circuit. It reflects everything wrong with law and the legal profession. I feel like I'm going to have an aneurysm. 000
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Lawyer in oral argument: “They were backdooring the argument, using it as a Trojan Horse….” My guy, a Trojan Horse goes through the front door. Case dismissed. 000
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026@rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social Did you see that oral argument a day or two ago at the 5th Circuit where apparently the district court created an opinion with AI? or was that the ninth circuit? 000
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Please for the love of God can we banish to the outer darkness "Not so" as a separate complete sentence after whatever proposition you want to negate. 000
Reposted by Dougie Dougwe’re all going back ffs @dascoochie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026They grow up too fast 0224
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026@mikeblack114.bsky.social @brasidas.bsky.social @hoosierhomer.bsky.social I need a ruling on this 120
Reposted by Dougie DougAlexis 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @asticky.libcraft.com · 03/07/2026It is very funny how at the end of Chomsky's life, after like 30 years of nothing but name recognition keeping his school of thought alive, LLMs get invented and just give utter and complete empirical proof that Chomsky was wrong about language and his critics were 100% correct the whole time 411519
Reposted by Dougie DougMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 24/06/2025Packing the Court isn’t enough, they need to give Sonia Sotomayor a gun 14876151
Reposted by Dougie DougJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 30/06/2026If Nina Totenberg accidentally published her pre-write before she was supposed to and blew Alito's retirement announcement, I am going to die laughing at my desk 714444631
Reposted by Dougie DougTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I understand SCOTUS, know who they are, & by all rational accounts it feels so naive to say: "I can't believe 4 of 9 justices said the Constitution doesn't protect birthright citizenship." And yet, I can't believe 4 of 9 justices just said the Constitution doesn't protect birthright citizenship. 511806351
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 29/06/2026It's interesting how many times Barrett's Watson opinion points out the dissent not even trying to accurately quote or cite shit. 010
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Patent related oral arguments before the Federal Circuit are funny to listen to. The only kind of oral argument where you spend minutes listening to pages being turned, everyone gets to a page number and the litigants eyeballing where they’re reading from (“7-8 lines from the bottom”). 000
Reposted by Dougie DougWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/04/2026This is Bungalo. She uses that face to get what she wants. It works unbelievably well. 12/10 would never say no to 492214071941
Reposted by Dougie DougJohn Hawkinson @johnhawkinson.bsky.social · 04/05/2026As promised, my abysmal sketch of the Guerrero Orellana 1st circuit panel on the bench. I barely had a single pen, much less a pencil (it is a poor artist who blames his tools). @annabower.bsky.social is much better at this? 182
Reposted by Dougie DougWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 09/04/2026The lady doth protest too much, methinks. 453325717
Reposted by Dougie DougClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/04/2026"sorry I can't come to your once-in-250-years party. I'll be busy doing something it would actually make much more logical sense to do four days later. I bumped it up on purpose so I could throw it in your face. eat shit forever, amen" there is no hater on earth like a hater from Chicago 165178735
Reposted by Dougie DougPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Shingles vaccines make the astronauts’ bodies radiate light. Thank you for asking. 4035269414
Reposted by Dougie DougAcid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Someone's discovered the joy of shadows.. 😃🥰 #dog #shadow #play 392930252
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 04/04/2026@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social have you seen this one? 😂 100
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 08/03/2026@sodrock.bsky.social When you said that the Arvhives have only scanned about 5% of the USSBS material, were you also accounting for these (AU Library link: aul.primo.exlibrisgroup.com/discovery/co...)aul.primo.exlibrisgroup.com 000
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026@nasawatch.bsky.social I truly do not understand NASA PAO pouring out corporate-style marketing talk and evasion the way they do. It makes them look terrible and doesn’t advance their public image or the public’s interest in the agency or space. 000
Reposted by Dougie DougMore like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Counterproductive for high jumping though 221
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 05/02/2026@free.law @michaeljaylissner.com Hey, free publicity, right? 😂 100
Reposted by Dougie DougOmg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue 5783269214042
Reposted by Dougie DougIain Roberts @slowbikeiain.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery. 14390662342
Reposted by Dougie DougAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 15/01/2026🚨WHOA. The El Paso Medical Examiner says it will rule the death of a 55-year-old Cuban man at ICE's "Camp East Montana" tent camp as a homicide. He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications. 190107384809
Reposted by Dougie DougVicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim 660481610
Reposted by Dougie DougMike Madden @mikemadden.bsky.social · 14/01/2026“I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity,” said TJ Sabula, the UAW worker who heckled President Trump and who Trump flipped off and cursed at. “And today I think I did that.” Gift link: wapo.st/4sG38CDwapo.stTrump makes obscene gesture, mouths expletive at Detroit factory hecklerA cellphone video captured Trump twice mouthing “f--- you” and raising his middle finger toward a line worker shouting at him inside the Ford factory. 13948051023
Reposted by Dougie DougClay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 14/01/2026No shitting you, the "connection" is that Good served on the parents' board at her son's school and the board sent out Know Your Rights-style stuff. Absolutely no information on Good's actual personal involvement of any of it - all of which was obviously legal. These CNN toadies can get fucked. 0176
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 13/01/2026@chrisgeidner.bsky.social Is this timeline anout right? Dec. 22: Boasberg orders gov to develop habeas plan by Jan. 5 Jan 3: U.S. seizes Maduro Jan 4: U.S. asks extension in JGG Jan 12: No plan because we can't ask the new president of VN to abide by the commitment Maduro gave us 110
Reposted by Dougie DougCitizens' Impeachment @citizensimpeachment.com · 11/01/2026Evergreen sentiment 0144
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 10/01/2026@kenwhite.bsky.social Feeling nostalgic today, Ken. Is this a RICO? storage.courtlistener.com/pdf/2026/01/... 000
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Here you go, guys. @bcantrill.bsky.social @adamleventhal.bsky.social www.vatican.va/roman_curia/...vatican.vaAntiqua et nova. Note on the Relationship Between Artificial Intelligence and Human Intelligence (28 January 2025)Antiqua et nova. Note on the Relationship Between Artificial Intelligence and Human Intelligence, 28 January 2025 100
Dougie Doug @dmvjjvmd.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Alright, this is some next level bullshit. I’m watching the #Ashes and this shit comes up. Get out of there, Auburn, Roll Damn Tide! 000
![JUSTICE JACKSON, with whom JUSTICE SOTOMAYOR joins
as to the introduction and Part I, concurring.
I join the Court’s opinion in full. I write separately to
respond to some of the themes in the principal dissent. Despite his longstanding endorsement of a “colorblind” Constitution, JUSTICE THOMAS now surprisingly suggests that
the Citizenship Clause was a race-conscious remedial
measure, relating only to “freed slaves such as Dred Scott,”
post, at 56, and those who shared with them certain characteristics, post, at 1 (“no other homeland”); post, at 21
(“called America home”). It is for this reason, he says, that
“children who were born in the United States but [to parents] not domiciled here” are not entitled to claim birthright
citizenship. Post, at 3–4. But that narrow vision of the
Fourteenth Amendment bears little relationship to the history of its ratification. Even worse, JUSTICE THOMAS’s telling elides the entire point of the Second Founding: The Reconstruction Amendments were an anticaste,
antisubordination reset for the Nation, not a mere spot
treatment for the dark stain of slavery.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:beirch5u3d3ybvuct27mtyxd/bafkreihhq7tv3suuujy2wgqtuktmaq272rj5q5xbhy3uv6kwu2ikg67h3y)
