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Dmurph

@dmurph.bsky.social
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Beware those offering simple solutions to complex problems. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

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Dmurph @dmurph.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I feel like Iran is missing an opportunity to make an AI Ayatollah that just keeps popping up after every strike, dancing to 'Stayin Alive'
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Dmurph @dmurph.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Having some bigger feels than expected about Winn-Dixie on Tchoup closing 😓
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Dmurph @dmurph.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Maybe today will be the day I remember Explorer has tabs in Windows 11. Probably not though.
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Dmurph @dmurph.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Me too Wemberly, me too.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
The Soulless Train
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Lisa Reyna Loe @lisaloe.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
Caroline Leavitt, Trump’s COS, wearing a red suit, stands in front of a sign that reads WHITE WASHING
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 06/11/2025
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 30/10/2025
I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum. www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
ITALIAN PM GIORGIA MELONI COULDN'T GET AWAY FAST ENOUGH.
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Buddy Spell @buddyspell.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
UPTOWN NEW ORLEANS - 4:30 PM ST. CHARLES AVENUE ENTRANCE TO AUDUBON PARK (ACROSS AST. CHARLES FROM TULANE UNIVERSITY AND LOYOLA UNIVERSITY OF NEW ORLEANS) SIGN WAIVING AND MAYBE SOME MARCHING PEACEFUL RESISTANCE
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2025
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-o…
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat
Pentagon Claims Little Red Vessel Working With ‘Narco-Terrorists’
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FloofMcGoof @floofmcgoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Warrior ethos? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 There are women out there who actually do pull ups the correct way, not the Kegseth’s “my pull ups are about as good as my whiskey dick” way.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2025
Trump: "The ones that are run by radical left Democrats -- what they've done to San Francisco, Chicago, New York, Los Angeles. They're very unsafe places & we're gonna straighten them out one by one. This is gonna be a major part for some people in this room. That's a war too. It's war from within"
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Dan Przygoda @dprzygoda.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I did it. I added some Keystone Cops music to this:
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Eric Chandler @shmof16.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Thanks John Oliver
Fuck you, make me. — John Oliver
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Dave @flowstateneworleans.com · 22/09/2025
#nolasky
NOLA PREPARED
PRESS RELEASE
CITY OF NEW ORLEANS
OFFICE OF RAPTURE MANAGEMENT
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
The City of New Orleans has recently been made aware of online chatter suggesting that a global rapture event may occur tomorrow. Tbh, seems sus, but current models reportedly indicate that individuals described as
"pious" could be transported to a non-terrestrial realm ("Heaven"), while the remaining population, colloquially referred to as "sinners," will remain here on Earth.
Based on available data, residents and visitors to the Greater New Orleans area should not anticipate any measurable reduction in local population as a result of such an event. In fact, preliminary projections show a slight uptick as non-raptured individuals from surrounding regions relocate to New Orleans due to our established sinnin' infrastructure.
The City stands ready to provide the same lack of basic services you've come to expect during normal times after any such event; including, but not limited to, intermittent power outages, boil water advisories, and roaches big enough to pull a sled. Residents are encouraged to treat the rapture much like Mardi Gras, only global in scope.
Put simply, this is what we've been training for. If there was ever a time for us to shine, that time is now. LFG.
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🖤💋SammieSam💋🖤 @sammiestsam.sheshed.rocks · 19/09/2025
Even the Dutch are calling out the regime over here for the blatant attack on our 1A, and the personal 1A attack on Jimmy Kimmel. Enjoy this clip of Dutch comedian Lubach! #SheShed
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
folks, I want to remind you that a ton of federal workers are about to get their last pay check at the end of this month and this stuff is going to get much worse
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
No notes
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Rivulet @wordfarmer.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
All that needs to be said.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Zuckerberg saying Meta intends to spend at least 600 billion in the US Zuckerberg at the end caught on a hot mic
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Dmurph @dmurph.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I'm just saying, New Orleans would be great place to recreate this scene youtu.be/flEPINEEE0g...
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Funeral March from Star Wars: ANDOR
YouTube video by Star Wars Music Analysis
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Dmurph @dmurph.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Who wants to go in on paying a Jazz funeral band to follow the National Guard patrols around?
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Ankit Panda @nktpnd.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The 2002 AUMF.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
The Department of Homeland Security posted an image of the ideological moral allocation heat map. They’re calling people who care about what happens to other living beings beyond just their family and friends, losers and their opinions invalid. /
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SayItToMyFace💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @sayittomyface.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I didn’t know Jimmy Rees was making documentaries 😳🤣. Sometimes I laugh and sometimes I want to cry.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
BREAKING: Social Security Administration chief data officer and whistle-blower Charles Borges has resigned after bombshell report that SSA put highly-sensitive data at risk. He sent out an email to colleagues moments ago. Here is the text of his email shared with me:
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 26/08/2025
National Weather Service meteorologist applicants are now being asked to pledge their support for Trump’s executive orders. (Image reposted with alt-text)
Merit Hiring Plan
The following four narrative questions provide an opportunity for you to highlight your dedication to public service for the hiring manager and agency leadership (or designee(s)). While your responses are not required and will not be scored, we encourage you to thoughtfully address each question. Please provide a response of 200 words or less to each question. You will be asked to certify that you are using your own words and did not use a consultant or artificial intelligence (Al) such as a large language model (LLM) like ChatGPT or Copilot.
*1. How has your commitment to the Constitution and the founding principles of the United States inspired you to pursue this role within the Federal government? Provide a concrete example from professional, academic, or personal experience. (limit 1,200 characters)
1200 characters remaining.
*2. In this role, how would you use your skills and experience to improve government efficiency and effectiveness? Provide specific examples where you improved processes, reduced costs, or improved outcomes. (limit 1,200 characters)
*3. How would you help advance the President's Executive Orders and policy priorities in this role? Identify one or two relevant Executive Orders or policy initiatives that are significant to you, and explain how you would help implement them if hired. (limit 1,200 characters)
*4. How has a strong work ethic contributed to your professional, academic or personal achievements? Provide one or two specific examples, and explain how those qualities would enable you to serve effectively in this position. (limit 1,200 characters)
*5. I certify that the above responses are in my own words and I did not use a consultant or Artificial Intelligence (such as a large language model (LLM)).
• A. Yes
O B. No
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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 26/08/2025
I can not stress to you how globally humiliating this statement by Trump is for the United States. His complete lack of understanding of, not just the basics of this issue but the extreme political ramifications of it, is a problem. This will not be shrugged off.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Guys, this really is an insect repellent advertisement. With a side of: “Does it work on MAGA?” It took me a minute to realize there really is insect repellent being sold.
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🖤💋SammieSam💋🖤 @sammiestsam.sheshed.rocks · 20/08/2025
Anyone down for another story about the big scary orange monster? Good, me too! #SheShed
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 21/08/2025
“Generative AI is going to reinvent virtually every customer experience we know.” —Andy Jassy
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇
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Liz (or Lizzie) Kim 김혜성 💫 @lizzielizliz.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
😆🤣😂🤣😂😆 You just have to listen and enjoy.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Somehow Trump's BLS nominee--the guy with the Nazi boat fetish--was seen leaving from BOTH sides of the Capitol during the terrorist attack. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
A picture of the Jan6 mob.

EJ Antoni is circled.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
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Helli⭕️n Raiser @raisinghellions.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Stay salty DC 🔥
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Who made this? 😂
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
If Hegseth had ever deployed to Afghanistan, he would have ended up fighting for the Taliban.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
BREAKING: The US government has just removed sections 9 and 10 of Article I of the US Constitution from their website. Note that sections 9 and 10 deal with: - Writ of Habeas Corpus - Congresses ability to control tariffs. See screenshot below: Notice that 9 and 10 are gone.
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Dmurph @dmurph.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Too hot
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