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Martin W

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Muddling through life trying to be nice. Somewhere oop north.

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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 5h
Ride On Time is the one song guaranteed to get me on the dance floor, even sober. #TOTP
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 6h
Fireworks have started.
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Catinthehat Harumph
ALT: Catinthehat Harumph
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Jason Reid @jasonreiduk.bsky.social · 14h
WOKYCHESTER 😭
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13h
I can't get over how ridiculous they look. Also, is there any need for these films?
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Does anyone understand the abbreviations that TNT Sports uses for the European teams?
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Twonks clip show
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Just put the Bournemouth game; Robbie Savage is an annoying git, isn't he?
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
One of those days today where I've woken up with what feels like the weight of the world on my shoulders, and that I might burst into tears at any moment. Think I'll just spend the day in bed.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
His co-defendant, a Mr S. Doo, entered a plea of “Ruh-roh!”
WPXI-11 Pittsburgh: Man accused of planning terrorist attack enters 'not guilty' plea in federal court

Court sketch shows a man who looks suspiciously like Shaggy out off of Scooby Doo.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Highland cows are the best cows.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Very enjoyable evening being entertained by Reece Shearsmith in Liverpool. I even got one of my questions answered.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I am getting good things.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
At Liverpool Philharmonic to see Reece Shearsmith talk about his book "Things I Took From The Dark". I enjoyed Stage/Fright last year, so I'm expecting good things.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is why #wafc are better off with Danson's tight grip on his wallet. We've been at the whims of dodgy owners twice, don't want that again. Majority of clubs on edge of 'financial disaster' - regulator - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Independent regulator report says English football finances are 'dangerously exposed'
English football's finances are "dangerously exposed, with the majority of clubs living on the edge of financial disaster", a new report says.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When I overheard my mum and grandma talking about me. I still talk to myself, so I guess they were right.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just got a mouthful of abuse because I sounded my horn at some dickhead who was ambling in the middle of the road, staring at his phone. Should've run over the cunt.
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thepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Watch Reform UK’s spokesman sit in stunned silence as a journalist absolutely shreds their latest immigration policy www.thepoke.com/2026/10/13/r...
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
CGI has made anything possible in films, yet no one seems able to photoshop someone into an old photograph with any degree of competence.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Still the greatest Mick Hucknall video ever. What a voice
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Also wonderful with added drama. youtu.be/GkP9WdDiPRE?...
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Rent
YouTube video by Liza Minnelli - Topic
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not the cheese!
The infamous scene in the shit remake of The Wicker Man where he shouts "not the bees!"
It's a tenuous reference to the French fridge hack and all the cheese being ruined. Because cheese rhymes with bees, you see.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 12/10/2026
BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisions ME: hold my beer
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And people think werewolves aren't real?
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word The Mill On The Dental Floss
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
Part 1 of 4

A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. 

This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.Part 2 of 4

Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is.
Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.Part 3 of 4

Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.Part 4 of 4

Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi.
 
Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there.

“Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?”

That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Up above the streets and houses...
A brightly coloured rainbow in a grey sky. There is a faint second one above it.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is awful, just so, so sad.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've gone and shat meself.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just fuck off, you petulant cunt. Ronaldo wants Portugal 'punishment' but not retiring - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Cristiano Ronaldo: Portugal forward not retiring but says he wants to be punished for 'breach of coach's trust'
Cristiano Ronaldo says he is not retiring from international football but deserves to be punished for walking out on Portugal for a "breach of the coach's trust".
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#ReplaceAWordWithArseInASong Relight My Arse When Do I Get To Sing My Arse? Arse Of Many Colors Arse On Film Ghost Arse Put A Little Love In Your Arse
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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me: to your mum.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Desperate Housewives was funny, bitchy, camp and entertaining, then came the jump forward in time between seasons 4 and 5.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This whole Cristiano Ronaldo business; I can't help thinking that if he just came out of the closet he'd be so much happier and calmer.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🧠 Quiz of the Day - Oct 5 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 Score: 10/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk
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Quiz of the Day | Daily General Knowledge Quiz
The UK's premier online general knowledge quiz. Challenge friends and colleagues with our 10-question daily quiz. Original & hand-curated trivia since 2015.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The sky being a bit dramatic this evening.
A spectacularly fiery sunset with dar refs, oranges and yellows.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
A lady in a hammock holding a baby whose leg looks like a big willy.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The quality of football in this North Macedonia v Scotland game makes League One look like the Premier League.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Spy Who Microwaved Fish In The Staff Canteen
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Croatia might lose this if they aren't careful.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This England game sounds like a woman's game.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 3 99🔥 97🔥 95🏅 99🔥 89🎉 Final score: 950
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pumpernickel certainly lives up to its name, as I have discovered when I've eaten it.
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