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Martin W

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Muddling through life trying to be nice. Somewhere oop north.

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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 15h
Ride On Time is the one song guaranteed to get me on the dance floor, even sober. #TOTP
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 15h
Fireworks have started.
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Catinthehat Harumph
ALT: Catinthehat Harumph
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Jason Reid @jasonreiduk.bsky.social · 23h
WOKYCHESTER 😭
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 22h
I know for definite the first album I bought was Abba's Greatest Hits Vol 2 because I used money I got from a Christmas party at the club around the corner.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 22h
I genuinely can't remember mine. I know the first single I had was 'Forever and Ever' by Slik, but whether I or someone else bought it is another matter. After that I think it was Another Brick In The Wall.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 23h
I can't get over how ridiculous they look. Also, is there any need for these films?
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Does anyone understand the abbreviations that TNT Sports uses for the European teams?
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Twonks clip show
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Just put the Bournemouth game; Robbie Savage is an annoying git, isn't he?
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I worked it out myself due to my date of birth only being six months after the date of my parents' wedding.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Thank you; I'm just tired, I think. Had a decent sleep last night but still feel knackered.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
One of those days today where I've woken up with what feels like the weight of the world on my shoulders, and that I might burst into tears at any moment. Think I'll just spend the day in bed.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
His co-defendant, a Mr S. Doo, entered a plea of “Ruh-roh!”
WPXI-11 Pittsburgh: Man accused of planning terrorist attack enters 'not guilty' plea in federal court

Court sketch shows a man who looks suspiciously like Shaggy out off of Scooby Doo.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Highland cows are the best cows.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I work with a bloke who claims he's OCD because he likes things a certain way. I just tell him he's a fussy cunt.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Very enjoyable evening being entertained by Reece Shearsmith in Liverpool. I even got one of my questions answered.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I did one the other day that sounded like a motorbike starting. Where's my medal?
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I am getting good things.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We had two owners who threw money at it until they decided it wasn't worth it. Nearly lost the club the second time. I'll take Danson's cautious approach over that any day.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
At Liverpool Philharmonic to see Reece Shearsmith talk about his book "Things I Took From The Dark". I enjoyed Stage/Fright last year, so I'm expecting good things.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is why #wafc are better off with Danson's tight grip on his wallet. We've been at the whims of dodgy owners twice, don't want that again. Majority of clubs on edge of 'financial disaster' - regulator - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Independent regulator report says English football finances are 'dangerously exposed'
English football's finances are "dangerously exposed, with the majority of clubs living on the edge of financial disaster", a new report says.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When I overheard my mum and grandma talking about me. I still talk to myself, so I guess they were right.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I could try driving around to look for him. Would look less of an accident then though.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just got a mouthful of abuse because I sounded my horn at some dickhead who was ambling in the middle of the road, staring at his phone. Should've run over the cunt.
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thepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Watch Reform UK’s spokesman sit in stunned silence as a journalist absolutely shreds their latest immigration policy www.thepoke.com/2026/10/13/r...
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
CGI has made anything possible in films, yet no one seems able to photoshop someone into an old photograph with any degree of competence.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Still the greatest Mick Hucknall video ever. What a voice
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I look so much like my dad that by my late teens some people thought they were seeing a ghost.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Also, 39 years since the original release? Fuck, I'm old!
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Also wonderful with added drama. youtu.be/GkP9WdDiPRE?...
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Rent
YouTube video by Liza Minnelli - Topic
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not the cheese!
The infamous scene in the shit remake of The Wicker Man where he shouts "not the bees!"
It's a tenuous reference to the French fridge hack and all the cheese being ruined. Because cheese rhymes with bees, you see.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 12/10/2026
BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisions ME: hold my beer
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And people think werewolves aren't real?
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word The Mill On The Dental Floss
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
Part 1 of 4

A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. 

This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.Part 2 of 4

Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is.
Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.Part 3 of 4

Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.Part 4 of 4

Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi.
 
Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there.

“Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?”

That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
¡Feliz cumpleaños!
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know Danson can't/ doesn't want to throw money around, but it's blatantly obvious that the team lacks experience. When Max 'pointing' Power is considered the leader we're definitely in trouble.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bollocks! Hadn't noticed that.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Up above the streets and houses...
A brightly coloured rainbow in a grey sky. There is a faint second one above it.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm not sure what it is, but there's some about you.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have cool white in the morning to wake me up, and warmer white at night to help me to relax. The daylight function is also great for dull, grey winter days.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is awful, just so, so sad.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've gone and shat meself.
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Martin W @dmartw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just fuck off, you petulant cunt. Ronaldo wants Portugal 'punishment' but not retiring - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Cristiano Ronaldo: Portugal forward not retiring but says he wants to be punished for 'breach of coach's trust'
Cristiano Ronaldo says he is not retiring from international football but deserves to be punished for walking out on Portugal for a "breach of the coach's trust".
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