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Roast beef Johnny

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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 10h
DJ from Spotify is at it again lads. Hey maybe you should try, David Bowie, DJ as it’s one you haven’t heard before. Another rant ensued, It’s fucking David Bowie! I said, he’s been my number one fucking artist since Spotify started, Get fucked. Then I tutored on LBC. It’s an AI takeover
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought Burnham was taking us back towards Europe there.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fucking Hell Andy Burnham is on fire.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought Andy Burnham was going to take us back into Europe.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can you imagine the Daily Mail tomorrow after this speech by Andy Burnham!!
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don’t let your eyes or ears deceive you, Andy Burnham actually seems to give a fuck. This cynical personality I carry is breaking away with this speech. Fucking outstanding
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Any Burnham in Liverpool at the moment
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Kyle Tucker Home Run for Houston Astros
ALT: Kyle Tucker Home Run for Houston Astros
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham is smashing this. Can he do what he says, I hope so, where’s the money coming from, I don’t know, but he’s better than all the other candidates out there . I’m back to voting Labour
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so the people arrested at RAF Fairfprd may have been involved in a diesel scam and not terrorism
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am watching War Game on Sky and we are fucked. Michael Gove is PM and Penny Mordaunt is Defence Secretary. At the moment the Russians want the government removed!and to be honest that’s not the worst idea i have heard
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why Reform UK's increasing embrace of the 'blackshorts' is likely to kill off Nigel Farage's last remaining hopes of ever becoming Prime Minister adambienkov.substack.com/p/how-the-fa...
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How the Fascist ‘BlackShorts’ Will Bring Down Nigel Farage
Reform’s embrace of this new violent racist street movement risks ending Farage’s last remaining hopes of ever becoming Prime Minister
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Listening to Chris Philp set his agenda out is like listening to an arsonist who could help put out the fire him and his mates started. #bbclaurak
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not for the first time I wish Victoria Derbyshire was hosting this show and not Kuenssberg. #bbclaurak
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Laura asked a question then asks another one then demands why didn’t you answer the first one. She also asks questions while answering her second question, it’s quite the gift #bbclaurak
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fucking hell, Burnham said yes to Laura’s question 4 times. #bbclaurak
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unfortunately our favourite local Indian restaurant has had its hygiene stars awarded and frankly it’s bad news. The news is bad enough for me to cook my own this evening. I want to support the lads but I can only go so far
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I approve of this song after the shite we have had to watch #totp
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you are paying for Oasis tomorrow after watching this, call 111 immediately #totp
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a Leicester city fan, I take no pleasure in the fans being punished for Manchester City’s cheating. But it’s 2009 -2018 also not complying with the premier league and still trying to get out of it. I’d personally put them in league 3. I also take no pleasure in that, again I like City
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
apple.news/AaA7LI-GGTSi.... Manchester City are fucked.
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Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches — The Athletic
Manchester City have been found guilty on almost all of the charges relating to breaches of the Premier League’s financial regulations.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have been trying to avoid dogs at all costs after losing big boy earlier this year, but have just met and been licked to bits by Shadow the German Shepherd. I feel my resilience breaking down
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach
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Napoleon Dynamite Kicks Locker
ALT: Napoleon Dynamite Kicks Locker
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today I got involved in an argument, a one way one to be fair with DJ, the Spotify personalized AI-powered personal music companion. DJ recommended, While my guitar gently weeps by the Beatles as a song i had never heard before. Cheeky fucka.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu has a go at Zohran Mamdani, Zohran Mamdani won’t tell him to go fuck himself but I will. Go fuck your self you prick
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu currently is addressing the UN General Assembly and acting a right bollocks. This war criminal should be arrested. But he’s protected by Donnie Boy, a war criminal himself also pedo and sexual predator. It makes me want to vomit
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Great to see people on benefits get a kicking again. Immigration down, who do they go for next, people on benefits, then single mums then immigrants again. It’s all so fucking predictable.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kaitlan Collins fucking off Donald Trump is now one of my favourite pastimes.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me watching Only Connect
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Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance: Serious
ALT: Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance: Serious
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Scott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Right I’m off to Sheffield. Again
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Abolish the royal family and Ed Sheeran he’s a right bolloxs #bbclaurak
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
With all the problems this country has, an argument between two old men who are wealthy because we let them take our land and money and who recollections are different over this story is front page news. It’s outrageous. I thought my family was dysfunctional #bbclaurak
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do I believe Earl Spencer, no, Do I believe King Charles I don’t know. Personally I dont give a fuck about any toff #bbclaurak
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
On the plus side, she’s coming back with us tonight because no one is in the house so it’s a double trip today and tomorrow, have a lovely weekend xx
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After a long time back for summer holidays, my daughter returns to Sheffield, in her new home. The cars packed and loaded and she is doing a rerun of freshers week where she’s pretending to be a new student studying ancient Egyptian. All her friends are after the pizza vouchers and free stuff.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fucking chem trails!!!! Chem trails!!!!! You’re in government you dopey fucka. It’s fucking condensation, Donald Trump has broken America, RFK Jnr is as intelligent as a fucking brick. I apologise for the language
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Earl Spencer wrote about Princess Diana's death in 1997, stating that King Charles said. we'll forget her soon enough", according to excerpts in the Daily Mail. The new information is, King Charles was acting like a lottery winner when he heard of Di’s death and they call my family dysfunctional
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Farage during the Reform Party conference, the one where they beat a young woman, remember that one, Farage said it would take, 100 days!!!!!!! To solve and if not, you can sack us the small boats crisis !! Apparently its going to take 5 years or more now Source: X share.google/nnfVVIqLvpJi...
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Reform’s policy chief has admitted it will take the party a “full five-year term” to fix the UK’s borders, despite Nigel Farage’s pledge to stop the boats within 100 days 🔗 https://t.co/KzAcSKx9BB
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cw.... He can’t blame higher interest rates on the banks, the left, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Europe, Canada or Iran, i blame it the Russian sympathiser who has done Vladimir Putin’s bidding to the book. Donald Trump is destroying America and trying to destroy us as well
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Trump hits out at US central bank's decision to hike interest rates - follow live
The Fed said it had hiked the rates to curb inflation - but the US president again pushed for them to be lowered "and fast".
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can anyone explain to me what Benjamin Hammond Haggerty, or the artist and legend Macklemore said that has caused this situation. Fucking cowards for kicking him off this tour
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Residents of an Oxfordshire village have voted to become independent from the UK in a symbolic referendum held in protest at plans to house more than 1,000 migrants at a former military base. Cool, Piddington will now symbolically build hospitals, council buildings and other infrastructure
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
apple.news/A_Y79vQAUTVe... we need in Europe pronto lads
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EU opens door for Canada to become its first associate member, von der Leyen says — Reuters
European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen said the European Union ​is opening the door for Canada to become its first "associate member", a ‌status that is not set out in the bloc's treaties.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t know who Thomas Massie is, I’m unaware of his political stance? Is he a democrat or republican, but I hope he takes down the fraud that is Pete Hegseth. He deserves jail with his orange Russian sleeper agent Donald Trumpski
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dan Thomas has stood down as Reform Uks Welsh leader. 3 councillors in Durham have resigned and Nigel Farage still hasn’t gave a proper explanation about his £5 million bribe, I’m sorry gift
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This Lucy Letby enquiry is grim. Absolutely heartbreaking for the parents , Lady Lady Justice Thirlwall explains the facts with devastating clarity.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
apple.news/APKrkBkE0S-K... no thanks
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Oasis announce huge tour including gigs at Knebworth - here's how to get tickets — Sky News
Confirmation of the 2027 tour comes following the release of the documentary Don't Look Back In Anger, which features the first joint interview with Noel and Liam Gallagher in more than 20 years.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bruno Fernandes getting rewarded for being a horrible little fucka. Fuck that guy
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Manchester City beating Manchester United is karma in action.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If Sky have employed Rachel Johnson for the 8.30 slot, I’m out. I’d rather watch Eastenders and i haven’t watched that since Bianca had an affair with David Wicks or near affair, I think? Or was she his daughter? Carole was Bianca’s mum …. So she was with David? Welcome to how my mind works
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Scouts are in sir, crypto billionaires, thousands of them
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