Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Crisply executed template for marking unruly 2x12s to be cut into porch step stringers tomorrow. Each 2x12 will, of course, have its own agenda before, during, and after the cuts; minimizing the layout error is about all you can do to try to keep them in line. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 010
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"It's vanishingly improbable that anything long ago actually happened" is a fancy way of saying "nothing that happened before me matters." 020
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Pizza: I'm getting baked. Interviewer: on a sheet pan? Pizza: no, I'm getting stoned. Interviewer: at what temperature? Pizza: as high as possible. 010
Reposted by Still Dave Marshallash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Weekend volunteer for bluesky dot com to keep the time line going. You're welcome. 13914
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Bubinga Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia #ASongOrMovieForAboutTrees 010
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026five living writers that you've read five books by each Jennifer Haigh Michael Pollan James Lee Burke Richard Russo Michael Connelly 010
Reposted by Still Dave Marshall𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/07/2026Humanity: discovers penicillin, lands on the moon, maps the genome, then says, “Let’s see what Donald Trump thinks.” 🫠 701551295
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Just wait till the B-1s and B-2s start dropping bombs. 020
Reposted by Still Dave MarshallTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 26/06/2026THREAD. A collection of photos I have taken of excellent cats I have met on walks. You will find the captions to the photos in the alt text. 21848208
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Show me a picture that captures your essence Me, without even a trace of sullen glowering in my heart 030
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 25/06/2026slid into his DMs, reverse thrusters failed, slid right on out of his DMs into the East River 031
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Tell me 5 random things you love (that aren’t people or pets) 1. Sharp cheddar 2. The Well-Tempered Clavier, Book I 3. Dylan Thomas reading A Child's Christmas in Wales 4. Johns Brook in Keene Valley, NY 5. Cunnilingus 020
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Without saying the title, spoil a movie: That ride on a commandeered boat was the best therapy they'd ever had. 031
Reposted by Still Dave MarshallPeter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The Knicks players should announce that they *had* been really excited to visit the White House, but only to see their favorite part, the East Wing. 2255254
Reposted by Still Dave MarshallAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 17/06/2026AI has been foisted upon us, for sure, but one reason it lands with so many is that LLMs *feel like* a solution for loneliness/estrangement/isolation: People who crave feedback and iteration but lack the courage or social capital to get it. Showing a first draft to someone is exposure. /1 14564104
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 16/06/2026There needs to be a term for malicious Dunning-Krugerism. "The JD Vance Effect." 010
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 12/06/2026weather report: marginal relief from brutal heat possible depending on severity of tornados 000
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 08/06/2026We always called it pot, but that was in the Before Times. 162
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Give me the most 80s song you can think of:youtube.comThe Police - Every Breath You Take (Official Music Video)YouTube video by ThePoliceVEVO 010
Reposted by Still Dave MarshallMallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 29/05/2026I don't know if I've said this before but I think I'm going to have to say it again a whole lot of times: The whole line of argument that "the problem is people are not clear on what they mean by AI" is about as useful as "actually Frankenstein is the name of the scientist not the monster". 29617
Reposted by Still Dave MarshallShaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Oh, do you like to fantasize that there was a magical time in the past when white men could live their whole long lives like Louis XIV on a diet of Pixy Stix? Guess what, you're in this time where we have real problems so cowboy the fuck up and vote for an adult 446936
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 28/05/2026We go through 3-4 gallons a year, mostly baking. (I have a serious granola habit.) Grade B is where the real flavor is, although nowadays they call it Grade A Very Dark. 020
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Oh, this is true for all sorts of area of discourse, too. It's really not hard to be kind. Just takes a little practice. Anyone can do it! 010
Reposted by Still Dave MarshallBrosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 25/05/2026You cannot say I love you enough or give too many hugs. That is not a thing. 211518
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 24/05/2026This is a cat checkpoint! Relinquish your most recent cat picture. (Please). 020
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 07/05/2026At this point, Roberts’ obsession with legacy won't even protecting Roberts’ legacy. He's terminally notorious. The Sam Alito of Roger Taneys. 020
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 02/05/2026youtube.comMadeleine Peyroux - You're Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go.YouTube video by ElGranAlf 000
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026A mansplainer who gets things dangerously wrong when he doesn't really understand the subtleties? Who makes stuff up to cover for areas of ignorance? Yeah, a male name is more appropriate. 010
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 27/04/2026"I was never punk," I type on my phone with my index finger. 051
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I only regret that for most outlets whose reporters will be in attendance I don't have subscriptions to cancel. 020
Reposted by Still Dave MarshallPam Spaulding @pamspaulding.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Wasn't clear JD was going, but it looks like all Three Stooges are heading back to represent the regime in Pakistan. (Not sure who's Larry, Curly, or Moe out of the bumbling trio of JD, Kushner, & Witkoff; you decide). It's also unclear Iran agrees to re-open talks. 🧾 www.bbc.com/news/live/cl...bbc.comIran war latest: US negotiators to return to Pakistan for talks as Trump repeats threat to Iran's infrastructureA White House official has told the BBC the US delegation will be led by JD Vance - Iran has not confirmed it will take part. 481
Still Dave Marshall @dkmarsh.bsky.social · 18/04/2026post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:C 020
Reposted by Still Dave Marshallamy brown @amybrown.xyz · 17/04/2026just heard someone refer to a regular bicycle as an “acoustic bike” 12959108
Reposted by Still Dave Marshallweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/04/2026How would I like to receive my one-time code? Man I'd like to be in a fucking glade on a temperate spring day 1130857