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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social

@djmrlesbian.bsky.social
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Former baby. Boy-wife of a silly goose. Bro I m just Im just sitting here. He/Him. Trans rights are human rights. Nazi punks fuck off.

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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Looking back i now realize i may have inflated the importance of the 1993 The Three Musketeers as directed by Stephen Herek and that others simply dont know it exists let alone remember Tim Curry specifically for that film
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I love cats very much
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Went to the doctor for a checkup. Triglycerides are high and liable to sneeze. Anyway. Im making some bratwurst. Phoning in dinner. Been reading books. Thats all.
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You may not care but I shit regular style today
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today I ate preserved pears with a July 2025 "best by" date. Asked wife what's the worst that could happen. She said "a shit vacation"
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stop or I'll puke up The Enzyme
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I fw shrews. Lil guys are about 30% sneefer
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ersatz
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Free association? You mean riffing with my wife?
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
An hematologist named Billy Reuben
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Might not be much better than going beast mode on turkish food
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
White dudes love to name their dog Gunner
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Zoetrope
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Every day on this planet has been dumber than the last for probably half of my life if not more than that
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 27/08/2026
it is pretty incredible how badly the WNBA have fucked this all up, because trying to placate transphobic bigots nets you zero new fans, but telling them to eat shit can get you new fans who’ve never even cared about sports
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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 27/08/2026
babies have the unenviable task of trying to figure out every single thing on the planet
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Im definitely absorbing her now. She just referred to Tim Curry as "The guy from Rocky Horror Picture Show"
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Diecious
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Absorbing my wife and becoming a single celled organism if you even care
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Imagine coming up with balsamic vinegar bro. Imagine dropping a vinegar heretofore unmet by the hominid community
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I got strands of RNA in my hookah, every puff is an insult to God
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We love a capricious kitty cat without a mean bone under that fluff you know what im sayin. The ones that bite gentle but then roll. Cats rock man.
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
FDA to replace food recall page with Buzzfeed-style listicle of "12 Foods It's Still Safe to Eat"
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Circumcision 2
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nictitating membrane
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
To my fellow central Ohio dwellers, yall remember the sun?
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Got a pack of hockey cards today. Legendary Pull: Rostislav Sklesla. Hell yea.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Also they didnt have ruffled potato chips or rollercoasters back then
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm glad I live now cause my anxious ass would have never committed my words to clay
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 03/08/2026
i'm going to crash in, i am going to look inward and sit with my insane thoughts and let them cook like a battery in a microwave
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You werent with us in the beginning - We were sippin amniotic fluids as an aperitif smoking hand rolled cigars with Omar Sharif
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Aging is weird cause ive generally felt as young as I am and also as old as I could be and I think they call that being
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I dont like anything right now. Perhaps this will change tomorrow perhaps due to my irritating and mercurial nature
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If ur not supposed to drink beers very often then why do they taste like that
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Get oing-oing-oinged player aHA
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Whenever someone gives me a thumbs up in the Teams chat at work I just want to follow up my comment with "Great, now, please give this message a thumbs up if you hate me and want me to die"
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hey Kenneth Branagh directed and starred in Henry V when he was 28 years old hahahahaha I ain't done shit in my laugh
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
So get you hence in peace; and tell the Dauphin His jest will savour but of shallow wit, When thousands weep more than did laugh at it.
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I frequently get words that feel strange looping through my head. Today's word is: pizzicato.
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Live más or perish
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Tom Joscelyn @tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is a blatantly unconstitutional threat. The executive branch has zero constitutional power to tell states how to run their elections - zero. Nor does DHS have the constitutional power to threaten state and local officials with jail time if they fail to abide by the executive branch’s demands.
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fortifying Love Island like a viet cong tunnel engineer
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I dont work today but the aqi is purple so I'm also not doing anything
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We sipping lava lamp juice smoking on that shit that killed Whitney Houston
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dont know what to do? Eat 57 gold fish
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill. A thoughtful, talentid, and charminge man. We will mysse you.
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DJMrLesbian.bsky.social @djmrlesbian.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Remembered Steve Erwin died and got choked up at work
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