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Erin H.

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Erin H. @dizmo.bsky.social · 3h
Okay, I dig it!
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The parish newsletter should have 1990s clip art as nature intended
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ALERTE: PUMPKIN WOLFE
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I read the news today, oh boy
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Andrew Coleman Francis @andrewcfrancis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Catholics don't believe that dogs have immortal souls, but Anthropic expected the Pope to believe that a concatenation of Reddit posts is going to heaven?
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Here lies JD. He drew as many comics as he could. @lostcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are NOT machine-made clothes. If there were, your clothes would be made in the country you live in (where the customers are), or in China (where machines are cheap). They’re made in Bangladesh or India or Indonesia because that’s where the LABOUR is cheap. Your clothes are made by people.
Joyce Carol Oates says: “This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to
different consumers.“
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Erin H. @dizmo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, wow, it's October. I should probably go to bed.
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candlemarkandgleam.bsky.social @candlemarkandgleam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Interested in post-apocalyptic fantasy? The Map and the Territory will take you on a journey you won't soon forget. Link to us, but available at all the usual sites. www.candlemarkandgleam.com/shop/the-map...
Cover: a tall dark-skinned man and a shorter lighter-skinned woman stand back-to-back against a stylized circle.  A.M. Tuomala, The Map and the Territory. In A.M. Tuomala’s extraordinary post-apocalyptic fantasy, cartographer Rukha is trapped when an earthquake shatters her city. Then the wizard Eshu stumbles out of a mirror with hungry ghosts on his heels. Somehow, together, they must survive the end of their world. “Gripping, vivid, and magical” — Publishers Weekly
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I never signed a release
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PCA's 10.6 fWAR is 2nd in Cubs history behind Rogers Hornsby's 11.0 fWAR in '29. Only 8 MLB CFs with better fWAR: Willie Mays (10.7 in 1965), Ty Cobb (11.0 in 1911 & 11.5 in 1917), Stan Musial (11.0 in 1948), Aaron Judge (11.1 in 2022 & 11.2 in 2024) and Mickey Mantle (11.4 in 1957 & 11.5 in 1956).
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mamie "Peanut" Johnson was a really good baseball player. So at 17, she tried out for the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. She was rejected. Because... Black. But she'd go on to be the second woman in the Negro League, and first & only pitcher. She was born 91yrs ago today
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
With the Padres’ win tonight, the Cubs are now locked into the No. 5 seed and will play their best-of-3 Wild Card series in San Diego beginning Tuesday.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Ramiel 🐇 comms OPEN @pawberry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Fandoms used to be full of nice ppl before covid and then all the bullies and popular kids joined" is literally an "the earth is flat" tier false belief to me
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The kind of season you'll remember forever.
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Sigma @silentwingsstudio.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hey so you ever go in intentionally trying to make something fucked up looking and then accidentally fuck it up more but it works because the joke just keep building? Anyway here's the cross stitch I did. #art #crossstitch #crossstitching
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day, everybody! youtu.be/UbxUSsFXYo4?...
youtu.be
Dolly Parton - 9 To 5 (Official Video)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe you’re feeling depressed about the state of the world but hey. Jose Canseco is antifa now so, yanno, there’s like hope
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
EVERYONE SAY “POSTSEASON” ON THREE.
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
💖🤎🧡 love is love 💖💚💛
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 24/09/2026
This, for people who don't follow US soccer, is the coach of the Seattle Sounders donating to the GoFundMe of the fields director at Starfire Sports (where the Sounders used to train), who was just abducted by ICE.
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Erin H. @dizmo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am actually teary-eyed. This has been such a hell of a season to watch.
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Erin H. @dizmo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
w o w
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Beaver Overthinking Dam theonion.com/beaver-overthinking-da…
Beaver Overthinking Dam
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National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 22/09/2026
Today’s Fall Equinox at 8:05 pm ET marks the start of astronomical fall in the N. Hemisphere and is when the Sun is directly over Earth’s equator. Now through the Winter Solstice, the Northern Hemisphere will receive less ad less direct sunlight as Earth continues along its tilted orbit.
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/09/2026
Do you remember?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well done to the picture editor who captioned this delightful snap of a black pig swimming off the west coast of Greece “swine-dark sea” www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Swine-dark sea ... Mediterranean black pigs swim at a beach on the private island of Atokos, in the lonian Sea off the west coast of Greece. The island, which is uninhabited by humans, is owned by a shipping magnate
Photograph: Aris Messinis/AFP/Getty Images
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pannonica @acinonnap.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's Tigrino "The same individual that came to the attention of Nogales-Ascarrunz a decade ago continues to live in protective captivity at Senda Verde animal refuge in Bolivia as of 2026. The cat is 10 years old and has been nicknamed 'Tigrino'" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilcayo...
en.wikipedia.org
Tilcayo - Wikipedia
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Video of the newly-formalized cat species the tilcayo, expressing their feelings about being filmed (probably at La Senda Verde Wildlife Sanctuary). [Joel Sartore for NatGeo]
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Erin H. @dizmo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wake up! New cat just dropped!
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Haley @haley-exe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look, you don't even have to wear em *all* the time in *all* spaces to protect yourself and your community! Mask up when you're feeling germy, or when risk tolerance is lower for you or the people around you. Harm reduction doesn't require perfect adherence to reduce harm.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour theonion.com/barefoot-ed-sheeran-in…
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pete Crow-Armstrong's 81 RBIs out of the leadoff spot this season set a Cubs record dating to at least 1898, per team historian Ed Hartig. Tonight marked his 6th game this year with at least 10 total bases, tying Nelson Cruz in 2019 for most such games in a single season in MLB history (since 1900)
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Erin H. @dizmo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The bullpen isn't THAT bad. Oh who am I kidding of course it is.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have found the single reason that could unite most of Bluesky into agreeing Kamala Harris should actually run for president again in 2028 after all www.cnn.com/2026/09/14/p...
Top of mind for Newsom is whether he runs for president in 2028. One of the key parts of that is who else is running, including his fellow San Francisco Democrat, former Vice President Kamala Harris.

“I don’t know if she runs, but we’ll see,” Newsom told me. “I wouldn’t run if she ran.”
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the sweet sound of go cubs go.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's this time of year again.
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Erin H. @dizmo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can confirm it was hilarious.
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