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distant fig

@distantfigure.bsky.social
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Musician, Artist, Bartender, Sound Lady, Washer/Dryer Repairwoman she/her free palestine 🇵🇸

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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
pragmata is like resident evil 4 x (as in mega man x)
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
*monster hunter wilds comes out* alright fuck yeah time to finally play phantasy star online instead
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Mark Anthony Austin @bobafettanhse.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Practice practice practice….
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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
one must imagine Sisyphus's glutes
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Bulbagarden @bulbagarden.net · 14/03/2025
'Bulbasaur has stopped the trolley with his vines, saving you from having to explore a philosophical scenario' - all the people tied to the tracks smile, knowing that they are safe now
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
to me duckduckgo functionally was always just a slightly worse google search with the added privacy benefit that i pretty ignorantly ignored so i’d default back to google. now that google is fucking awful i tried it again and “slightly worse old-google” is way better than new google holy shit
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Instagram has started pushing blatantly transphobic ads on me the past couple of days. Looks like I’ll be deleting that account sooner than later
instagram ad from ‘Do No Harm’ that says: “Is your hospital still pushing “gender affirming care” on minors? Tell us” with a contact link at the bottominstagram ad from CAPP USA that says: “Are you unsure how to talk about transgenderism? Turn to Catholic social teaching.”
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
you must imagine sisyphus lighting up a fat doink and laying there at the bottom
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I believe my red hot political rage is pulling me out of a depressive episode. Not that alone, but combined with my getting more involved in my community (and also antidepressants) No time for despair I gotta start some shit
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Vera Drew @veradrew22.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
He was right. Go make your movie. The one ur afraid to make. The one no one is ever going to give you permission to make. The one you know in your gut you can and SHOULD make. If you need a greenlight, here it is. Look to your left and your right - ask those friends to make a movie with you. do it
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.
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Max (VGCartography) @vgcartography.com · 18/02/2025
BANJO KAZOOIE - Mad Monster Mansion.
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
i just heard tom homan speak for the first time, and all these guys are idiots but that guy is so stereotypical cartoony “DUHHHH WHATDJA SAY BOSS?” that I can’t believe he’s real
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Hallmark invented Valentine’s Day on February 14, a historically freezing cold day, as a conspiracy to encourage snuggling
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Consider sucking it dry
message from instagram that popped up when i went to send a late night message that says “It’s 12:03 AM. Consider scheduling your message to send later. Tap and hold the send button to schedule it.”
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
i found out my boss is on this website and he complains about all your nudes
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arjience.bsky.social @arjience.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Relevant post
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
merry christmas 2 me
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Lance st. Laurent: when you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source

The Sun: Super blood wolf moon may trigger the end of the world this weekend
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Trav Guy / 🎂 Birthday 10/21 🎂 @thattravguy.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Really? Right in front of my weeping guitar?
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Libby 🎃Stink Gourd🎃 @libbystigaard.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
My phone just auto corrected "trauma dumping" to "trauma dumpling," so I painted this in case anyone would like a visual of my mental state. How's everyone else doing?
A small watercolor painting of a horrified looking cartoon dumpling.
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
dragons dogma 1 has been an excellent dissociate-before-the-election game
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
in my delulu yapping brainrot looksmaxxing anti-tourism romantasy supermajority brat era
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
can’t believe i started antidepressants a week before the new cure album, what if that would have been it? the thing to finally fix me, the cure
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I wasn’t in the right head space for this information.
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
went to my first psych appointment and got called “complex” 😎
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pikat @pikat.io · 20/10/2024
here are some armored princesses
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
buying mobile balatro wasn’t a good idea
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
I don’t really care if Bluesky never gets as big or notable as the psychological torture device that is Twitter, I just feel gross contributing anything to it at this point so I’m just gonna stay here
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Just finished playing through Metal Gear 1 for the first time. I was expecting a slog that I was gonna push through to finally say I did it and instead ended up loving it and remembering how these old games with simple mechanics and a layer of jank are often something special
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
King of the Fighters Moon
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
I’m at a point in life where I need to sustain myself on dips. Hummus, bean, French onion I do not care but I need a thick damp substance on the end of a crunchy carrier
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Imagine if there was a beautiful theater in your town but instead of showing plays, they book almost exclusively cover bands
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Alright now that we have the rights to the TPU (twin peaks universe) we’ll be rebooting, starting with a show about the the Renault brothers when they were kids, followed by a film titled Dale Cooper: Beginnings
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
I can’t wait for Dark Side of the Moon (Roger’s Version)
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Everything on this app feels a little too big, like I have the text size on my phone turned up more than usual
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
I need a new job that pays well pretty soon, preferably one that doesn’t involve selling things I yearn for the mines
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Switched from Spotify to Apple Music, wondering why I didn’t do it sooner
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
I see things move a little slower here, that’s cool that’s cool. I’m gonna take this time to scroll all the way to the end
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
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distant fig @distantfigure.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Alright THIS app is gonna be the one that cures my depression
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