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I’d do ungodly things for a diet root beer

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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
goon ice cream is crazy
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
goon ice cream is crazy
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
i went and bought a christmas tree today the worker asked if i was going to put it up myself i told him no i’m putting it in the living room
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
guys i relapsed 😔
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I somehow have already eaten 750 calories of sugar cookies I’m cooked
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
guys i relapsed 😔
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
*beavers see running water* we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
*beavers see running water* we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
fuck my morning skinny goes hard
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I skeeted one political thing during election night and someone put me on a list about accounts that post too much political content lmao
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I am alive
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
can’t believe they merged together
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
can’t believe they merged together
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
can we talk about how kid rock looks nothing like adult rock
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
can we talk about how kid rock looks nothing like adult rock
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
lunch
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
lunch
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
i just drank fifteen 5 hour energies this means i will have energy for over three days i did the math.
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
i just drank fifteen 5 hour energies this means i will have energy for over three days i did the math.
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I want to be rich enough where I shop online from high to low
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
why the fuck would we leave it to a beaver
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
guys they didn’t let me order 🫸🏽🙄🫷🏽
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
am I allowed to have raising canes twice in one day
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I’m ready for the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
so serrano got robbed
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I’m ready for the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
these perfume names are getting out of hand
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
i've got a bag of quarters and the afternoon off. 🫣
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
america. where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family.
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
america. where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family.
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
stop telling me your newborns weight and length. I don’t know what to do with that information.
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
bluesky I believe my handle is very valid
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
eating deep fried butter is the closest i’ve gotten to doing heroin
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
steven: good evening stephen: good ephening
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
*a pig opens the door for me* thank you, ha’am.
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
the name's sauce, teriyaki sauce
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
how long do you have to go without sex before you’re officially a virgin again? asking for me, I don’t have any friends.
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
shrek wanted a sandwich
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gbarz @gbarz.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
monkey is such a funny ass word and whoever named them that really nailed it those things are monkeys for sure
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