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🔞🔞🔞 nsfw queer dude, 30-ish monsterfucker -soulsborne, digimon, pokemon, discworld <3<3 guiltfactory on pillowfort + furaffinity vidyaphage.itch.io disgustiphage.tumblr.com archiveofourown.org/users/disgustip…

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Shpep🔞 @shpep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the forbidden secret page of Phil's reference sorry for using #freakoutside tag as excuse to yap about his anatomy next time I'll bring something more interesting than that (I hope)
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sun also confirmed for flat ☀️ @vcr-wolfe.bsky.social · 18h
baby girl.... baby
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everytime i win a party game board i feel like this
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Sleepy !! @imlooking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CAUGHT‼️
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn, well at least there's other games to check out.
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weibun🔞 @weibun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope nothing bad happens #leonskennedy
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Coey! @coeykuhn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Enough serious art. I drew ponytas.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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☀️ Sal ☀️🔞 @mustachemutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I didn't choose the #smuppet life, the smuppet life chose ME ok????
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Recent Youtube Recommendations "We tried EVERY Slim Jim" "The WORST EVER Music Gig in Rhodesia" "Money for Nothing but Every Lyric is the F-Slur"
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.oglaf.com/goodideas/
Comic strip!
panel 1
a king with a long face speaks
king- okay, this might be really dumb but has anyone asked the crimson overlord to stop?

panel 2
we see that we're in some kind of war planning situation.
Well, there's a table with little figurines on it and a map.
so it's ether that or games night.
king- He's conquering and slaying but maybe he thinks we want that.

panel 3
general- Why would he think we want that?
king- probably he doesn't

panel 4
king- but a small group of heroes might make it up the dark tower and tell him we don't like it.

panel 5
general- You woud send those heroes to their deaths
king- aw come ooooon- send the worst four people in your army

panel 6
a shot of four adventurers.
one of them, who I'm going to call 'Rigby'speaks
Rugby- Cool. Secret mission.

panel 7
Rigby and friends battle monsters that are sort of like huge naked moke rats but with way more eyes.

panel 8
Rigby and friend battle their way into a doorway.

panel 9
close-up on Rigby
Rigby- Crimson Overlord! People don't like getting slain!

panel 10
green tyrant- you might have the wrong dark tower
Rigby- Shit
king-
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A woman says "hi, I'm here for the MagicL The Gathering tournament." The man running the sign-up booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says "uh... I'm cis actually." Another man says "hi... wow ma'am, your transition..." The first man interrupts hims by shouting "Tony! No!"
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alex krokus @alexkrokus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
comic from last year that I never posted
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Rashuu | semi hiatus @rashuu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#Messmer #Eldenring
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phage, the embedded @disgustiphage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
new quick halloween game idea came to me while half asleep last night so i just started on that lol
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Kolya | Serravi 🔞 @kolyansfw.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I hardly know what I've posted on Bluesky 🥹💖💖 Have some Remus 😭💖💖 #nswfartist #tentacles #monsterfucker
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 20
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phage, the embedded @disgustiphage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ok 😔 #eldenring
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WereZeki @zekidragon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's 9/11 so I get to remind people that Mimi was at ground zero canonically
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I Draw Monsters @digimitsu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Adoptable custom commission on discord [ #art #adopt #adoptable #demon #monster #dnd #furry #furryart #anthro ]
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Glue @ickysticki.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
delights of flesh and fluids #freakoutside
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
oglaf.com/pinchybouquets/
Comic strip!
Panel 1
A pale yellow landscape hosts a face-off between a woman and a giant scorpion. You mean giant as in big for a scorpion? No. This is the size of a car.
anyhow, sorry-
Panel 1-
Scorpion- Sorry! Sorry! I didn't choose this!
woman- what?

Panel 2
Scorpion- I didn't ask to be a huge scorpion but I am. Claws and stinger are what I have to work with.

Panel 3
woman- So you're going to sting me to death for lack of options?

Panel 4
Scorpion- I don't like it any better than you do.
Woman- Well don't do it then. Open a florist or something.

Panel 5
Scorpion- Wait you can just do that?

Panel 6
Market tent. It's a florist's and the scorpion stands behind the counter. A man browses the flowers.

panel 7
The man holds up flowers
Man- These jonquils are pathetic

Panel 8
The scorpion leaps at the man, stinger to his face
Scorpion- Shut the fuck up don't ever disrespect the flowers

Panel 9
the man lies on the ground foaming at the mouth
man- You're... a terrible florist...
Scorpion- Not from the flowers' viewpoint.
Flower- Damn straight
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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sun also confirmed for flat ☀️ @vcr-wolfe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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🅺🅴🅴🆂🅷.work🏳️‍🌈💜 24/7 Plompy 🔜Infurnity 2026 ⏭️JMoF 2027 @keesh.work · 21/11/2025
found y'all favorite drink
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Rashuu | semi hiatus @rashuu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Commission #Art
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phage, the embedded @disgustiphage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
we have pinionfolk at home coming from 700 hrs of nightreign is hard. this birb can't fly either :( #eldenring
tarnished with a face made to look like a fucked up bird front viewtarnished with a face made to look like a fucked up bird side view
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
had to dig but i found the video i got of my girlfriend blaidd getting killed
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What do you name an animal that can assume the shape & size of a volleyball? If you're the San Antonio Zoo, you name them WILSON. Wilson is a southern three-banded armadillo (Tolypeutes matacus), the only genus of 'dillo that can actually roll into a ball. (📷: San Antonio Zoo via FB&IG)
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 01/09/2026
the king's field 1 lizardmen are so iconic. snatched waist with giant thunder thighs. pussy out
A screenshot of a low poly lizardman up in the player's face in King's FieldA render of the full lizardman model from a 3/4 angle
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Jonathan Wojcik @bogleech.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
MORTASHEEN.COM is officially up, currently just an intro and purchase options - this is my 25 YEAR worldbuilding project as a massive, fully illustrated TTRPG with an original game system! Player's Guide, Bestiary, and single-volume combo books available! Boosting appreciated!! mortasheen.com
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Zullie @zulliethewitch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've said it before, but like with Leontiel now, it almost feels like FromSoftware is actively counting on dataminers to look into the files and show this stuff. There's a weird elegance to it, honestly, where it lets them slip in details without needing to contrive a scenario to show them ingame.
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Maddy @saladplainzone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Saureal @saureal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That one diving beetle who emerged with its larval head in chaotic gore magalas render pose
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Coey! @coeykuhn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
𖤓. 𝕲𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖘𝖖𝖚𝖊 .𖤓 —— New monster Pieta inspired piece! Prints and tapestries available in the shop: COEYandSHY.com Was going to dither this but it just didn’t ultimately work out, maybe another piece in the future 💕
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Rudolf Hima @himarudolf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Javelina Musing
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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kieu @ we must not stop living @leslekieuart.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Concept sketches I did for Llanto
sketches of Llanto one with no robe and one with. He has shoulder length gloves under robes,with his scarred chest exposedvarious sketches of Llanto, some with different masksMore finalized sketch of Llanto showing the giant stupid coffin he likes carrying around
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Rashuu | semi hiatus @rashuu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Some modern Messmer #Eldenring #Art
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Chorus!! (🎂10/23) @digichorus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rest in peace Dolly Parton, you were an icon above many
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🤐mar @zippermar.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
frog big naturals 💀 #duskbloods #theduskbloods
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Stories Mama ✋ COMISSIONS OPEN ✋ @ada2987-art.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
felt the inspiration hit me like a rocket #duskbloods #theduskbloods #fromsoftware
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Zullie @zulliethewitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm split between laughing at how absurd this looks, and sad because it couldn't have happened to a gentler soul. I'm so sorry, Gargoyle.
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Rashuu | semi hiatus @rashuu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#Duskbloods #Art
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 24/08/2026
the kinds of memes my brothers send me
Plato’s cave, the Saddam cave, nutty putty cave, the don’t quit cave, all in one meme
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