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no minors can't spell for shit. i get angry and horny regularly, sometimes even at the same time. i was diomadcat on cohost

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 12h
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/09/2026
so-much-for-subtlety :pie_emoji: on tumblr:

[a black cat with an apple]

lesbian-moon-gf replies:

"Girl you are an obligate carnivore"

humedetector replies:

"but her appel"
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Kroox - Home of Bonktober @lekroox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm partial to the Procrastinating Cartoonist. (It's when you j*** off when you should be making comics) — | Patreon | Website | Email List |
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Jen C Mars @jencmars.bsky.social · 9h
Seen today
Photo of a bumper sticker on a car that reads, “Honk if you’d rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece ‘The Mummy’ starring Brenden Fraser and Rachel Weisz
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 8h
we're 12 hours away from 12 hours from now
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 7h
Every time I see a cybertruck on the road I yell at them to get more polygons. It's not 1991 anymore
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 10h
My laptop is set up to take a picture after 3 incorrect password attempts and I just got a text alert on my phone with this image attached
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 10h
I've seen a couple Malfoy blocklists because of this and I'd just say be careful. The blocklist function has been abused by bad actors before and this whole thing was explicitly started by bad actors.
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BittaStreamin @bittablueing.bsky.social · 9h
I don't usually laugh at cocaine jokes But one liners do make me snort
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とろ @torotarou.bsky.social · 10h
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 9h
it's not out yet, but soon: banana
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pH testing the werewolf @depotagents.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This post is so good i can’t stop thinking about it
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Dr. Hesse Daria 👒 [bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 03/10/2026
explaining mechsplo and being a Handler to cis guy bestie right now- "Yes we accidentally got robots in our gay lifestyle D/s dynamics"
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Frieren, 🏳️‍⚧️ Tiefling Princess @fes4ever.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Picture of Miles O'Brien, played by Colm Meaney in Star Trek The Next Generation/Star Trek Deep Space 9, standing with his hands on his hips and smiling. There is text over the image in 4 parts. Part 1: "Stay alive. Stay fucking alive" Part 2: "It's shit now but it won't always be" Part 3: "Happiness comes in waves" Part 4: "You will find it and feel it again"
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 23h
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 03/10/2026
Quick drawing of something I really enjoy.
Me coming home and greeting Brioche (a cat sleeping on a rolly cart) by saying "Brioche I'm home!" 
He sits up and you can see the left side of his soft round head is concave from where it's been squished against a pillow for several hours.
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ero🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @eromamgasemsei3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when your gender presentation changes your mannerisms
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Yllande @yllande.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aya Brea 🩵 #パラサイトイヴ
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Transgender World @transgenderreport.com · 04/10/2026
Federal judge refuses to accept Christian beliefs as excuse for company’s anti-trans discrimination www.lgbtqnation.com/... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
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Federal judge refuses to accept Christian beliefs as excuse for company’s anti-trans discrimination
Lillian Bernier's workplace health insurance plan covered gender-affirming care... until she actually came out as trans.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
god grant me the dexterity to dodge the attacks I cannot guard; the timing to perfect parry the attacks I can; and the wisdom to know the difference
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Annalise🐭 @annaliseaustenne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if I was rich I would pay someone to shave my legs for me
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Annalise🐭 @annaliseaustenne.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
#porcelainmade #glassesdoodles 💪
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songbird @noctsilk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the world when it's my turn to be an adult
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 13/10/2023
went to the jerk store and its woke now
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Sennamatic @sennamatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
UNcropped unicorn, for those that would like to see it 🦄💛
A digital drawing of an anthropomorphic unicorn standing against a blue background. She is nude, with only a few gold chains on her body. Her nose ring is attached to a gold chain that is tied around her torso, producing tension between the two. Another gold chain circles her waist and is being pulled taut offscreen to the left. Her wrists are bound with another gold chain behind her back. She is an off-white color with pink accents across her body. Her hair is tied up into button braids, and her eyes are closed with a content smile on her face.
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𖤐 💀 demon smut 𖤐 @teethgrip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kinktober 1 - Gag [ #art #kinktober #nsfwart #bdsm ]
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Pet's Villain Era 👿 @indigofatale.me · 04/10/2026
Somehow I'm the bad guy for asking for more pointed questions though smh 🤦🏿
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 04/10/2026
girl dinner
a delicate light tiffany blue porcelain bowl filled with candy corn on my dining room table. the owner of my ceramics studio gave it to me this this week when i got my first member shelf. that was so kind and generous, i love being in community with artists
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Dio @diomadcat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
people need more "and" than "or" in their lives
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Lewdles! [Commissions Open] @lewdles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
all u “raised by the internet” kids have no idea how good u have it i grew up in the STICKS i didnt have internet access till i was a TEENAGER i had to WORK to be this fucked up, i used to HALLUCINATE my little pony episodes cause i couldn’t watch the show, i had to lick waifus off the FLOOR
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Klimspree @klimspree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Corset #Bonktober2026
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Reflective Desire @reflectivedesire.com · 05/05/2026
reflectivedesire.com/videos/self-...
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Buxy @buxy.xyz · 03/10/2026
Yeah
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Klaudia ☻ @klaudiashhh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
For all my knight lesbians out there ⚔️🐎🌹
Digital illustration of a female knight sitting at a horse and holding a long lance. She's seen from the side, in a full armor, with a heraldic gryphon on her chest, and some scars on her face. Her wavy hair is down, with the sides braided away from her face. The horse is also wearing an armor, with a metal unicorn horn on its head. The character is in greyscale and there's a fluo pink gothic type overlaid on top saying 'Lesbian Jousting'. Additional small copy says 'a medieval martial sport where two armoured lesbian knights charge at each other with lances at full speed, aiming to unseat the opponent'.
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Timelapse video for Motoko and Batou in tactical uniforms!
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If the concept appeals to you check out my podcast www.shitpost.biz
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Clocky Women Infodumping" in the TMNT logo style
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps.
1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says:
"Well! Here comes ol' Charlie Brown!" 
2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says "Good ol' Charlie Brown...yes, sir!" 
3rd panel: "Good ol' Charlie Brown..." 
4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, "How I hate him!"
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heresvix @heresvix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anxiety be like??
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Bat Bites Toys @batbites.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Feeling like you need a bit more meat in your pants? Do your eyes glaze over at the mention of a good glizzy? Don’t let your hunger get the wurst of you, try our new packer, The Hot Donger! Now you can be 100% beef, without the filler.
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PoliticsJOE @politicsjoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cory Doctorow reckons the AI Bubble is about to burst. Is he right? @doctorow.pluralistic.net
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 02/10/2026
Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding
"My bf is a developer and just made me a program to use his racing pedals to sew realistically. It also adjusts the speed the more you press down the pedal 😭 he just upped my game so hard 🥲🤣
Game: Dressmaker"
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 03/10/2026
(clasping your hands between mine) no. *we* have an *ourgrain*
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gonna be honest, gang. The moment you convince people you can make a machine who is conscious and capable of suffering, that is the moment you should be introduced to John Brown's blade for thinking you can sell that person.
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