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Dimitri

@dimitrilizard.bsky.social
81 followers 58 following 2K posts

I miss when social media was about people, not content. Just a cold-blooded, lethargic guy who'd like to be a lizard, for obvious reasons. Award winning participant. He/"ugh, that guy."

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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 5h
That's terrifying, but also amazing.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A micro riding food like the end of Dr. Strangelove, as it falls into a maw. You're welcome.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reminder that alt text probably helps train AIs. So maybe describe all your furry porn as "nuns praying in the light of God" or something.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How do people get sleep in this day and age?
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember last year when furry pilots flew a helicopter into a regional jet and killed 64 people? Oh, wait.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If the only thing I'm remembered for is that Antarctica tweet, I am totally okay with that.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 23/09/2026
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So many furries are speaking out against Discord's age verification, meanwhile the whole fandom gave their phone numbers and contacts to a Russian billionaire in exchange for stickers. I don't get it.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am so glad that social media is no longer spammed with empty platitudes in September.
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Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every Millennial was given one of these
Sketch of a hand holding a business card. It has 10 slots labeled "once in a lifetime event". Seven of them are punched out. The center of the card reads: one free Armageddon with completed card
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Nnaly @nnaly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Day 380 of drawing Princess Luna #mlp #mylittlepony #dailyluna
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Julia M. Rohrer @dingdingpeng.the100.ci · 11/09/2026
Phew, what a relief.
Headline from cosmopolitan.com:
No, it’s not just you — animated foxes actually *are* hot as hell
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm afraid that, for me at least, 9/11 long ago became about not the tragedy that happened that day, but the tragedy of everything that happened since.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*laughs sadly in Californian*
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This video explains why I think there could be a lot of demand for the Slate that much of the automotive press doesn't understand. The "better value" angle is not objective when one person's positive is another's negative. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJHo...
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I like the Slate Truck. Why do I dislike the Ford Fathom?
YouTube video by Johnologue
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Keirabou @keiradeer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Raccoon with the caption "I didn't even fuck around why am I finding out"
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
A tossed salad on the International Space Station.

Why no, I'm not trying to poison any data sets.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
New product idea for lazy people: cast iron houses. Not only are you never expected to clean them, it's actually bad if you do! Think about it: your floors, countertops, and bathrooms would never be filthy, they'd be "seasoned," *and* you'd get to be a snob about it!
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Any subculture, no matter how niche, is subject to fragmentation. To paraphrase the sniper, as long as there are two people in a group, someone is gonna think someone's wrong.
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TWstacker BLSK @twstacker.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A sign pointing to a yard sale inside a gated community with the gate closed. Good luck with that!
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I like living in California, I like having my own place, but I don't have a six figure tech salary and I hate being surrounded by trashy people.
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Duncan da Husky @duncandahusky.wolfhusky.org · 20/08/2026
This is so good, and so true. It has taken me way too long to learn that sometimes the best thing to do is to STFU and just...listen. Not everything needs to be "fixed".
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I try not to be horny on main (usually) but not only is this YCH exceptionally hot, Juju is a pleasure to work with, professional, and an exceptional artist!
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I should be responsible, but I've never been to Toronto and you can fly there from San Francisco on the raccoon airline.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Finally!! There are a few people I can follow now.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The force feedback on Hydro Thunder's steering wheel counts as an arm workout. I'm not used to my left arm being sore.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Third year in a row! This is my tradition. And someone who's a total nerd about this game saw me and complimented my flying, so that feels nice. :)
PropCycle's daily leaderboard at California Extreme, that I swept.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you don't want to be called a fuckin' loser, don't drive a Cybertruck. And if you don't want to hear it, don't put your window down. :)
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
At least one person is fursuiting at California Extreme. That's good. :)
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@awoobis.hyper.wang Rhythm game alley
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm doing it again.
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This needs to be a bigger story. Google Docs is no longer safe for copyrighted material. Any writer on contract needs to stop using it *immediately*.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Apple's liquid glass is just a ripoff of Windows XP's Fisher-Price interface mixed with Windows Vista's Aero transparency, but somehow worse than either.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This takes on a completely different meaning if you hate yourself.
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
LMFAO
AI User: I'm an artist.
Me: *turns off wifi* Prove it.
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Did it 👍 (eventually) [ #cuteart #illustration ]
An illustration of a very silly, stylized white cat giving a disproportionately large & more realistic thumbs up. They have a goofy, huge open mouth smile and big blush. Over them it says “did the thing*” and below them it says, in smaller type, “*that was on my to-do list for 6 months and took about 5 minutes to actually do.” The illustration is off a bright yellow background.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I love when the "please help save my son!" scam accounts engage with furry porn.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I like living in California, I like having my own place, but I don't have a six figure tech salary and I hate being surrounded by trashy people.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a bird saying, "Shall we plan our annual birt meeting? How's 7AM?"
The second panel shows two more birds, one saying "Yes!" and the other saying "Sounds good!"
The third panel shows two more birds, one saying "yep!" and the other saying "yup!"
The final panel shows an owl with an exhausted expression.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"You win again, gravity!"
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Listening to someone pronounce crochet as "crow shit."
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Today it's thirty years since TWA flight 800 crashed. I'd still like to get out to the memorial someday.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@awoobis.hyper.wang
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