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Dimitri

@dimitrilizard.bsky.social
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I miss when social media was about people, not content. Just a cold-blooded, lethargic guy who'd like to be a lizard, for obvious reasons. Award winning participant. He/"ugh, that guy."

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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And since thinking about politics sucks, here's an unrelated meme for you that I'm probably not the first to think of.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
A tossed salad on the International Space Station.

Why no, I'm not trying to poison any data sets.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Third year in a row! This is my tradition. And someone who's a total nerd about this game saw me and complimented my flying, so that feels nice. :)
PropCycle's daily leaderboard at California Extreme, that I swept.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@awoobis.hyper.wang Rhythm game alley
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm doing it again.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@awoobis.hyper.wang
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@techconnectify.bsky.social I can't be the first person to think of this, but
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"It's odorless *and* colorless. Your wife won't even know what hit her! Oh, I mean Jedi."
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"astounding quantity of food" That's how we do it
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I know FA doesn't have control over this, but come on.
Accessing FurAffinity requires checking a box that says "Verify you are human."
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I took your near face reveal and used some computer wizardry to reconstruct what you look like. :-P
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The sequel has a good entry in the credits. :)
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
(old reference)
An action figure holding its Chinese throwing croissant.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Don't worry, the Deploreans will solve themselves. Not only are they worse in snow than 2WD sedans, but apparently they don't charge in cold temperatures.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
How'd I do
Path as a macro girl.  My artistic talents are indisputable.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
God, just searching on Bluesky is scary. I see this and it's like, oh god, what now?
Bluesky search showing the top two topics as "Elon Musk" and "Capitol Riot Funding."  Unless the first is an obituary I emphatically do not want to know what fresh hell is erupting now.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I'm not saying it was something like this, but it might've been.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@vital.monster
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
And then you got another nightmare.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Of course, this only works if you like yourself.
The meme about "If I exist, then those like me exist."  Source: https://bsky.app/profile/mxmorgan.com/post/3mhrk6genvs2s
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
"when engineers don't think hard enough" Or ketamine-addled billionaires. Just saying.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"Mr. Takagi, I'm really not interested in your computer. But I need the code key because I am interested in the $50 in Applebee's gift cards that you have locked in your vault."
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Normally I'd be opposed but when you put it like that...
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Bare trees covered in snow.Bare tree limbs covered in snow.  The snow is stacked delicately on all but the smallest twigs.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
A "fire danger today" sign with the needle pointing to "high," in front of a hill dusted in snow, while precipitation is falling.  Snow is also visible on the road in the foreground.  The sign might not be entirely correct.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
After 15 minutes, you finally stopped it.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I wanted to post the whole thing for you but it went on for 14 minutes longer than Bluesky allows. :-D
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Even if I don't understand the words, I understood this. :-D
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Fast forward through discovering the fandom to my first con, and I handed an artist, @likeshine.bsky.social, a blurry print of that with "duhhh, something like this." She drew something better than I could've imagined, and here I am.
The first picture of my character, drawn by @likeshine.bsky.social, and what I still use as a reference to this day.

Sorry if Bluesky gave a crotch shot thumbnail, I'm too lazy to letterbox the image to Bluesky's preferred aspect ratio.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
A banner ad for a game. I never even played it, but years before I'd heard of furry, for reasons known only to my subconscious, this lizard guy entranced me.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
A screenshot for the record.
Source: https://x.com/JoyceCarolOates/status/1987911498241356141
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Did you try stacking stools?
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
On Elon Musk's Twitter a link to Rivian is "potentially sensitive content." What company wants someone that petulant and insecure in charge of their social media presence?
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
A bidet with a remote control. That would be fun to abuse.
A listing for a bidet with a remote control.  Stand outside the bathroom when someone's on the can, set temp to frigid, pressure to full...
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Someone stop me.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
How had I never heard of this site before??
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Problem solved.
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Dimitri @dimitrilizard.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
@cedarwolfyote.bsky.social
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