Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 5h0:00 - this is dumb, who cares about growing giant vegetables 1:20 - if Secretariat doesn't win the Giant Zucchini Contest I'm gonna burn down America 0439
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 15hShe was in a live-action movie a few months ago and seeing her looking like a healthy, spry old lady was such a relief. Her normal voice is a bit froggy but still nothing like the horror that Marge's has become. 0100
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 23hI for one am shocked, shocked, that a senior citizen comedian whose last moment of cultural relevance was a novelty single in 1999, is saying provocative things about the woke kiddos. Next you'll be telling me John Cleese is—wait, why are you making that face?mediaite.comChris Rock Compares ‘Wokeness’ to Salem Witch Trials: ‘Half a Joke’Comedian and filmmaker Chris Rock drew what he called a “half a joke” comparison between “wokeness” and the Salem witch trials, arguing both went too far in hunting for offenders. 030
Reposted by MattJay D. Aronson @jaydaronson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Check out this article by my amazing graduate student Abby Cramer! She identifies the links between today’s techbro eugenics and that of 20th c. eugenist Paul Popenoe, an early supporter of eugenic sterilization who became a marriage counselor to ensure “high quality” produced lots of offspring. 13517
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Looks like the idea is that it'd power Moon stuff. The gist of it is, "Sure, we could build a reactor on the moon, if we absolutely didn't give a shit about the possibility of permanently irradiating the moon. We can build a reactor pretty much any stupid place." 100
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Clearly what this shows is that the taxpayers of Wisconsin need to pony up $10B for an emergency roof re-heightening. 100
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They're playing my song! [turns off radio]futurism.comAlternative Health Influencer Boasts That He's Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days StraightHolistic influencer Matt Roeske recently bragged that he's been drinking from an irradiated jug for the better part of a year. 000
Reposted by MattCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In Springfield, OH, nearly 1,400 workers were laid off at truck factory just days before Trump rally. Layoffs were large enough to basically erase an entire year of job growth in the greater Dayton, Ohio, area. apnews.com/article/trum...apnews.comA gut punch in Ohio: Nearly 1,400 laid off at truck factory just days before Trump rallyPresident Donald Trump is trying to rally voters in the Dayton, Ohio, area on Saturday. But days ago, 1,400 workers were laid off from a truck factory there. 98887344
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I had the honor of serving on a few SBE review panels. I probably worked harder to wrap my mind around those proposals than at any other time in my professional life—because they were so good and thorough. The least of them were things where ANYBODY could see the value. Absolutely disgusting. 000
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Okay so the "rumors" were because she didn't go to Trump's inaugural with him? JFC as though the only reason you wouldn't want to sit through that horror show is that you hate your husband 040
Reposted by MattJacqueline Antonovich @jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In 1974, Cornell lecturer Lin Farley began recognizing a pattern in the experiences women shared in her Women and Work course: women were being pushed out of jobs by men’s sexual behavior. Farley coined the term, “sexual harassment.” 31362483
Reposted by MattBenjamin Tausig @burrata.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The university held an “AI support” session for instructors today and it is not too surprising to see those old lower-case c conservative dynamics shaping up. First, just about everyone who attended was maxed out in their opposition. The job of the admins seemed mostly to be to absorb the anger. 16415
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah, I mean it's wrong to defraud your government and all, but I think that for this kind of crime it should be unprosecutable if you're the FIRST to think of it. Like there should be an "ahahahaha the balls on this guy" mitigation under these circumstances. 030
Reposted by MattGuy Bundestrivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's so funny that they think they can buy the Pope the same way they think they bought the current president 4632128
Reposted by MattAsheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 02/10/2026Checking in on how things are going over at the Chronicle Against Higher Education: 21518122
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You claim to value diversity and yet this is how you treat our first cyborg president? So much for the tolerant left! 020
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The iron law of intelligence is that if you believe there is such a thing as anything more than an abstract theoretical construct, you lack it. Only smart people understand there's no such concrete thing as a smart person. 000
Reposted by MattJewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026**ChaiGPT-18o** **User:** hi i teach 2nd grade in public school and i have 2 christian students this year. can you help me write a letter to their parents about how we're honoring their holiday St Francis Day on 23 tishrei? i want it to be respectful. we're off for simchat torah anyway lol 1/22 17424
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My rule of thumb is that one person-day of jail time has the same deterrent effect as $10M in corporate fines. Of course, that's only true AFTER you demonstrate that you're actually willing to put people in jail. Which brings us to step 2… 000
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm not the first person to notice it, but that barn is collapsing. Farms that are profitable, e.g. because they can afford diesel fuel and have a ready supply of workers, either fix or tear down barns like this. 020
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I mean, it's an oversimplification, sure, but it's close enough. 070
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026On that subject, the Astros' stadium appears about half full. That either means the hometown fans left early in a playoff game or didn't fill the seats for one in the first place, both of which are cause for great shame. 000
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm not Catholic but the Pope is obviously not to be trifled with (laudatory) (baseball) 100
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Freshman year of college, 1993, my roommate and I splurged on a dinner that probably cost $8 apiece at a local restaurant because we'd missed the dining hall hours. I remember it more clearly than what I had for dinner last night. "Youth is wasted on the young" NO IT ISN'T 080
Reposted by Mattpublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i genuinely forgot how bad this wasbuzzfeednews.comNobody Believed Neil deGrasse Tyson's First Accuser. Now There Are Three More.No one believed Tchiya Amet when she said Tyson had raped her in the 1980s. Now, three other women tell BuzzFeed News that he harassed them, including one who’s sharing her story publicly for the firs... 361399394
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The fact that he came to it as "wait, you mean the Caitlin Clark game I saw?" and then when Klobuchar was explaining the Hawks/Hawkeyes thing he was just "yeah whatever all I know is I was there to see Caitlin Clark"… …I'm just saying, Iowa gubernatorial campaigns have been launched on less. 052
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If there isn't a custom Iowa Hawkeyes jersey using Atlanta Hawks colors, in Schmitt's size, waiting for him at his office by close of business then I'm about done with democracy. 081
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Senator, you've accused me of leading an uprising of the yeomen against King Richard in 1381. In fact, I was watching the Oberlin Yeomen football team lose to Ohio Wesleyan by a score of 13-81. 030
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"infinite personalized music" Finally, music that I know to a mathematical certainty only I am deep enough to fully appreciate! What's that you ask? What am I listening to? You literally couldn't comprehend any answer I might give. 140
Reposted by MattKatie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I talked to the librarian at a tiny upstate NY library where the flyer for drop-in event where she'll help you remove the AI features of your phone has gone viral www.businessinsider.com/library-bye-... 12623164
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This (kind of thing) was my dissertation and first book project! I mention it to explain why my eye is suddenly twitching. But yes, "it's a whole story" is an excellent summary. 020
Reposted by MattScott Colom @scolom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cindy Hyde-Smith has 36 days until Election Day to face Mississippi voters in a town hall or debate. 42715
Reposted by MattMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I really don’t think that’s the case. I do think that probably these people hate femininity, which they see as weakness. But that doesn’t mean that they are secretly gay or trans. And I think that it does damage to insist that they are. Maybe some are, but definitely not all.  421380160
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is so true! I, and only I, am capable of divining which is the correct loaf of store-brand bread to buy from a hundred identical ones. 030
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I guess I have no cause to complain about this e-mail from a scammer being misleadingly labeled. 110
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh sure, but does the lamestream media bring you stories about the SpaceX rockets that DON'T blow up? …what's that? You say they are CONSTANTLY doing that, even though it really shouldn't be newsworthy if a product works as advertised? uh… very well then, carry on 000
Reposted by MattDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it. 11041811442
Reposted by Mattceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026I don’t think my company would let us have a slutcon 1065331
Matt @differentmatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm treading carefully here since this is my employer, but after leaving the tailgate party, I encountered an older couple visiting from Kansas heading to their car. The game was still in the 1st quarter. They had to leave because of the noise. Then again, we got their ticket money, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 020
Reposted by MattGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 205189765411