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🩸 Juniper 🩸 @insanguinewrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
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旳 @diesel2b.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#ELDENRING Tarnished oc/Morgott.2024
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@imniceandsmart

Good morning everyone. The grief is immense but so is the joy. We are all fragile as fuck. Swag city
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☾⟡ Beetle ♡ @sleepydevilz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
friendly reminder to NOT GIVE DISCORD YOUR ID UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 04/09/2026
This Finnish guy has been teaching himself Sumerian, and sent a cuneiform tablet to the British Museum to check his progress. They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post. I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail! www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...
a photo of a hand holding a cuneiform tablet
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mossquail @mossquail.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
flawless creature
goofy minimalist doodles of an old german owl pigeon based on the image in the quoted post, where a hole in the wall behind the pigeon makes it look like it has one eye floating off the side of its head
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killian @craterdogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
happy Rising event my shit's hard like 9/11 and my heart burns like jet fuel
a screenshot of npcs in Limsa Lominsa.
npc 1: My loins throb like Dalamud! My heart burns like Megaflare!
npc 2: You have such a way with words!
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oliver🐇 @shoyos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tumblr post by worry noodle that says "Sometimes, you are given puzzle pieces and expected to know what to do with them."
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Happy You Know I Had To Do It To Em Eve to all who celebrate
You Know I Had to Do it To ‘Em
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Drawing this in the background was so much fun.
A drawing of the famous "American Gothic" painting, but with Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets.
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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 30/08/2026
brain, i understand that you'd rather do Preferred Activity, but right now we have to do Task. if we finish task we can do Preferred Activity WITHOUT feeling weighed down by the need to do Task. do you see how that works ah it's biting me my brain is biting me
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ted didn’t notice the name of the account who posted this Dolly clip he retweeted until it was much too late. He finally deleted it after he was made aware.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
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Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Katav 🐺 g(r)ay wolf 🐏 bighorn(y) ram @katav.gay · 26/08/2026
everyone will remember Tim Curry for Rocky Horror, Clue, Muppet Treasure Island, etc., but we can't forget his most important cultural contribution
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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v0x @digitalkryptid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
do u guys fw sneakolash
micolash from bloodborne edited to be wearing a pair of air jordans
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garland @diedoffscreen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
if i was a vampire i would probably spend most of my time in vampiric mist form, chilling in some cave or perhaps a grotto. i could spend centuries like this. if you're one of my mutuals i would let you smoke me
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Zullie @zulliethewitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm split between laughing at how absurd this looks, and sad because it couldn't have happened to a gentler soul. I'm so sorry, Gargoyle.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/07/2026
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Nathalie F @loopyyylupe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Goon Sanctuary #FallenAces
Picture of the goons from Fallen Aces out in a pasture, grazing gabbagool. I struggle to kill them, they are beautiful cattle to me
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/08/2026
🚨 important cat news 🚨
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ottisbuns 
Did you know
If you perform action Harmlessly Bother
Cat you can receive Sounds
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If you perform action Ignore Cat you can also receive Sounds, with a percentage chance that they will be Noises instead
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Andy "Aethan" French @aethan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I love them so much.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Look, I understand that you're going through some shit, and you know I'll always support you, but I just had to fight your shadow-self in the kitchen. Yeah, I was getting breakfast and the enfleshed eidolon of your existential alienation was shooting, I don't know, some sort of beam.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
amazing article
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 12/08/2026
new chart for people to start arguing about
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possSCREAM @possqueen.dev · 05/08/2026
this is the best comment i've ever seen on any footage of my game. pack it up. there's no topping this.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
it's crazy how wikipedia pics of food can be so spiritually nsfw
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Trolling my biologist D&D player by sending the party on a quest to prevent the destruction of a mystical seal, and when they finally get there it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually describing a walrus.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hi
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Niko @meowing.zip · 15/07/2026
does anyone want anything from 9 eleven?
a minecraft screenshot of a 7 eleven like building but it's called the 9 eleven
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Grimace washing thier fupa in a birdbath the lion 🔜 MFF 🩷🦁 @zackthelion.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
MAYOR MAMDANI HELP
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Dawn Whiteside Rubin @dd-rubin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's a Clocktower screen with the text "I pay 1500 a month for this?"
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Nova The CyberMage💜⭐ @cybermagenova.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!
A screenshot from Fire Emblem with a CG of Lyn on a sunset background saying, "I do not love my country. I love the people in it and want their needs met."
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Beat Nick @nickneuman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
i put him on the fridge
sneakolash (micolash with sneakers on) printed out and put on the fridge. magnet poetry beneath him reads “he has sex”. there’s also a linocut of a snail and a clay magnet that says “the gay agenda”
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Patrick Breitenbach @patrickbreitenbach.de · 31/05/2026
Wieso immer so pseudointeressierte Fragen? Natürlich ist es rechtswidrig. Das hat man davor bereits schon gesagt und die Union interessiert sich nicht für die Rechtssprechung von "Scheißgerichten", wie sie es mal selbst aus ihren Reihen verlauten ließen.
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Urteile häufen sich: Grenzkontrollen rechtswidrig?
Immer mehr Gerichte stellen die Rechtsgrundlage für Binnengrenzkontrollen infrage. Bundesinnenminister Dobrindt will die umstrittene Praxis fortsetzen, sein Ministerium verweist auf "Einzelfälle" und ...
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic
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Merlin G.G 🌻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ VisDev Artist @everydaymerlin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
i need this website to stop shitting it’s diapers over NSFW stuff when the median age in here is fucking 35 like give us a fucking break 💀
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NotJannet @notjan.net · 29/05/2026
Shout out to this sprout who jumped all the way through The Tam-tara Deepcroft yesterday. #FFXIV
A screenshot of a female Au Ra called I'm Jumping, jumping in the award winning videogame Final Fantasy 14.
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Spiritsnare△ @spiritsnare.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
i’m CRUMBLING
a tweet by @puppypizzaria says “lived long enough to see a PS2 game reference 67”, quoting a tweet in which two tarutarus (NOT lalafell) happily 67 because the final fantasy xi complete pack is up to 67% off
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garland @diedoffscreen.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I finally completed it. That thing,
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"It takes 30-50 years to get get a single mile of high speed rail up in California, but a tech company can pay off all the politicians in your area and plop down a data center in two months even though your entire community shows up against it. You live under a dictatorship of capital.
You live under something insanely un-democratic."
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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