The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 11hWas too slow of a mayonnaise spreader to be part of the Jimmy John’s family 010 0
Reposted by The Kakistocrats!Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 12/10/2026Kind of obsessed with this spooky season scene my 12-year-old painted today. 1335454538 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the past is a grotesque animal and in its eyes you see how completely wrong you can be 000 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ah, yes, my favorite animal. "long thingy" 000 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ok so what I’m learning is I’ve been optimally packing moving trucks all along 010 0
Reposted by The Kakistocrats!〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 31320418 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026bill wurtz has posted to bluesky once, and this is what he posted 010 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just closed so many arxiv tabs that I didn’t get past the abstract of. I am an intellectual wunderkind. 000 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026learning grungler lore on bisexual day 010 0
Reposted by The Kakistocrats!Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/11/2025MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom 7690111416 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Another recent innovation: napping at work 010 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026*accidentally dropping something on the floor of a 2nd story apt* "oh what have i done, i have disturbed the peace, i am terrible nooo" *dropping something in a 1st floor apt* "I am the king of time and space. All must attend to me. Behold my privilege and splendor." 000 0
Reposted by The Kakistocrats!𝚂𝔢𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 ☽|☾ 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔰 🎃🧛 @chaospriestess.bsky.social · 28/04/2026My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it. 86173504482 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026baseball has a remarkable ability to produce players whose names sound like they couldn't possibly be real 010 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 08/07/2026*every philosophy major who has ever lived enters the chat* 130 0
Reposted by The Kakistocrats!Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026i don't accept that 3 is greater than 2 in this context 615117 0
Reposted by The Kakistocrats!Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/07/2026style guide note: the correct plural is bozos the clown, and i am disappointed in the ap for making this error 102202 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 02/07/2026about to fix my life by impulse renting a much more expensive apartment because it's big and beautiful and perfectly located 020 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 02/07/2026every time i get a cleaning at the dentist, and they ask me if i want mint or orange flavor for the polish, i feel alienated from the utterly unhinged portion of humanity that chooses orange 020 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 28/06/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Upo... the world did not make this song a huge hit, and honestly, world, i just don't understand you sometimesyoutube.comLorde - What Was ThatYouTube video by LordeVEVO 000 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Thinking of this dog’s defiant usage of onomatopoeia youtu.be/83m261lAlrsyoutu.beDon't woofYouTube video by Rard 000 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Well, the good thing about them being a bunch of weak doofuses is they aren't going to do anything as drastic as switch caucuses. Maaaybe one or two, but it's probably going to be zero ship-jumpers. We may get some who choose to retire at the end of their next term, but that's a good thing. 010 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Thrilled to learn of an NYC mafia goon who in the 70s parlayed a stint in prison into a mini gay empire complete with a hot dog stand called “Gay Dogs” 200 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I couldn't think of a good joke to connect this to the reflecting pool, but I don't care, I'm still bringing you the gift of Futurama www.youtube.com/watch?v=e80m...youtube.comFuturama - I can't, I'm a vampire.YouTube video by Dont You Worry About Quotes 000 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The whole internet loves Larry, a lovely cat that kills prime ministers! *5 minutes later* We are delighted to inform you the cat killed another one 020 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026In a recent safety presentation at work, they showed us that car accident death rates have been rising in the US since 2013, which they attributed to cell phones. Car accident death rates plummeted in the EU and Japan in those same years. Vehicle size was not mentioned. I was too mad to speak. 030 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Sometimes a fella just has to repost the classics 000 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 20/06/2026BREAKING: Scottish people are drinking. 000 0
Reposted by The Kakistocrats!Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 17/06/2026my real answer is that super baroque period of email writing from like 2008 - 2015 or so 4526 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Pro tip of the day: A lot of people love randomly finding a $20 in their winter coat pocket, but you can have a similar experience every day by buying G2 pens and having ADHD. 000 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 15/06/2026You know this is a good website when there’s a post about an upcoming blockbuster film, and there‘s a reply from the US Consumer Product Safety Commission with 40x as many likes 010 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 13/06/2026well, accidentally took the wrong bag from the pick-up rack at chipotle, but I will say, Jennifer, you order a pretty good bowl 010 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 05/06/2026accidentally clicked on the discover tab i'm ok but could use some support 110 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Jon Bois is the best analyst in sports 000 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Per Dante’s Inferno, like those who didn’t take a side in the rebellion of angels, for this quais-quisling shit Elmo will now be condemned to forever chase a wavering banner while being stung by hornets. All you had to say was Go Knicks! 031 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026First they came for the gabagool And I didn’t speak up, because I never had the makings of a varsity athlete 020 0
The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026It’s amazing that they made tech that was remarkable for being pretty good at doing things computers couldn’t do before, and then they deployed it to tasks computers were already doing perfectly for decades. 010 0
Reposted by The Kakistocrats!thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/06/2026thinking about this a lot today 1556371225 0
Reposted by The Kakistocrats!Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 31/05/2026"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic 1185012144 0