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The Kakistocrats!

@didntneedallofit.bsky.social
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i’m having fun using the internet, just like in the olden times

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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 11h
Was too slow of a mayonnaise spreader to be part of the Jimmy John’s family
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 12/10/2026
Kind of obsessed with this spooky season scene my 12-year-old painted today.
Acrylic paint on a roughly 8x8-inch canvas. Yellow and brown grass background with a couple of pumpkins and white sheet-style ghosts floating over top.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the past is a grotesque animal and in its eyes you see how completely wrong you can be
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ah, yes, my favorite animal. "long thingy"
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok so what I’m learning is I’ve been optimally packing moving trucks all along
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yikes! stay tuned
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
screenshot from The Others with the caption "Are you mad? I am your daughter."
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cover art of Feels by Animal Collective. It looks like Henry Darger's artwork but some people get mad when you say that, so, you know, be advised of that.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bill wurtz has posted to bluesky once, and this is what he posted
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just closed so many arxiv tabs that I didn’t get past the abstract of. I am an intellectual wunderkind.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
learning grungler lore on bisexual day
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/11/2025
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Distracted boyfriend meme

The TADC Bus Stop - Me Visiting St. Louis - Some Big Stupid Arch
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Another recent innovation: napping at work
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
*accidentally dropping something on the floor of a 2nd story apt* "oh what have i done, i have disturbed the peace, i am terrible nooo" *dropping something in a 1st floor apt* "I am the king of time and space. All must attend to me. Behold my privilege and splendor."
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𝚂𝔢𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 ☽|☾ 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔰 🎃🧛 @chaospriestess.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.
Screencap of Sam Neil in Event Horizon, his flight suit features an Australian flag with the union jack replaced by a yellow circle on black and red, the Australian aboriginal flag
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
baseball has a remarkable ability to produce players whose names sound like they couldn't possibly be real
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
*every philosophy major who has ever lived enters the chat*
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My thoughts on the weather: No.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i don't accept that 3 is greater than 2 in this context
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
the scary thing from ep. 3 of the amazing digital circus
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
this is louis sachar erasure
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/07/2026
style guide note: the correct plural is bozos the clown, and i am disappointed in the ap for making this error
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
about to fix my life by impulse renting a much more expensive apartment because it's big and beautiful and perfectly located
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
every time i get a cleaning at the dentist, and they ask me if i want mint or orange flavor for the polish, i feel alienated from the utterly unhinged portion of humanity that chooses orange
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Why Wednesday when could be Friday
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Screenshot from Wikipedia:

“List of prime numbers
This is a dynamic list and may never be able to satisfy particular standards for completeness.”
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Upo... the world did not make this song a huge hit, and honestly, world, i just don't understand you sometimes
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Lorde - What Was That
YouTube video by LordeVEVO
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Thinking of this dog’s defiant usage of onomatopoeia youtu.be/83m261lAlrs
youtu.be
Don't woof
YouTube video by Rard
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Fuck him up ursula
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Obsession (2025)
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Well, the good thing about them being a bunch of weak doofuses is they aren't going to do anything as drastic as switch caucuses. Maaaybe one or two, but it's probably going to be zero ship-jumpers. We may get some who choose to retire at the end of their next term, but that's a good thing.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
this gif is going to save America
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Thrilled to learn of an NYC mafia goon who in the 70s parlayed a stint in prison into a mini gay empire complete with a hot dog stand called “Gay Dogs”
During this period, a young mafioso named Mike Umbers accepted responsibility for a crime he didn't commit in order to protect a more influential figure. As a result, he earned a slice of Christopher Street for his loyalty, taking ownership of Christopher's End, a bar located near the West Side Highway.
Mike would often be seen there, actively directing his staff, enjoying a Pabst Blue Ribbon, and smoking a Lark. Beyond the bar, Mike ventured into the gay adult entertainment in-dustry; he owned a gay porn publishing house, a bookstore specializing in gay pornography, and a hot dog stand aptly named Gay Dogs.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I couldn't think of a good joke to connect this to the reflecting pool, but I don't care, I'm still bringing you the gift of Futurama www.youtube.com/watch?v=e80m...
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Futurama - I can't, I'm a vampire.
YouTube video by Dont You Worry About Quotes
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The whole internet loves Larry, a lovely cat that kills prime ministers! *5 minutes later* We are delighted to inform you the cat killed another one
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
In a recent safety presentation at work, they showed us that car accident death rates have been rising in the US since 2013, which they attributed to cell phones. Car accident death rates plummeted in the EU and Japan in those same years. Vehicle size was not mentioned. I was too mad to speak.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sometimes a fella just has to repost the classics
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL une pipe
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
BREAKING: Scottish people are drinking.
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
my real answer is that super baroque period of email writing from like 2008 - 2015 or so
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Pro tip of the day: A lot of people love randomly finding a $20 in their winter coat pocket, but you can have a similar experience every day by buying G2 pens and having ADHD.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You know this is a good website when there’s a post about an upcoming blockbuster film, and there‘s a reply from the US Consumer Product Safety Commission with 40x as many likes
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
well, accidentally took the wrong bag from the pick-up rack at chipotle, but I will say, Jennifer, you order a pretty good bowl
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
accidentally clicked on the discover tab i'm ok but could use some support
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Jon Bois is the best analyst in sports
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Per Dante’s Inferno, like those who didn’t take a side in the rebellion of angels, for this quais-quisling shit Elmo will now be condemned to forever chase a wavering banner while being stung by hornets. All you had to say was Go Knicks!
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
First they came for the gabagool And I didn’t speak up, because I never had the makings of a varsity athlete
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It’s amazing that they made tech that was remarkable for being pretty good at doing things computers couldn’t do before, and then they deployed it to tasks computers were already doing perfectly for decades.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
thinking about this a lot today
tweet by joshcarlosjosh: 

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo

“lmao” said Gandalf, “well it has”
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic
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