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The Kakistocrats!

@didntneedallofit.bsky.social
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i’m having fun using the internet, just like in the olden times

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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Was too slow of a mayonnaise spreader to be part of the Jimmy John’s family
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 12/10/2026
Kind of obsessed with this spooky season scene my 12-year-old painted today.
Acrylic paint on a roughly 8x8-inch canvas. Yellow and brown grass background with a couple of pumpkins and white sheet-style ghosts floating over top.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i have an albun for you, if you haven't heard it. it's full of zeldas. www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5Dt...
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Sweet Valley - Eternal Champ (FULL ALBUM)
YouTube video by BFM Music
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the past is a grotesque animal and in its eyes you see how completely wrong you can be
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ah, yes, my favorite animal. "long thingy"
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok so what I’m learning is I’ve been optimally packing moving trucks all along
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What was the question, if you don’t mind sharing?
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yikes! stay tuned
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
your life has just been divided into two epochs. and you're in the good one now.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
screenshot from The Others with the caption "Are you mad? I am your daughter."
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fuuuuuuuuuck
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ya did good here sid ya did real good
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Oh Twitter, what crimes are committed in your name!"
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cover art of Feels by Animal Collective. It looks like Henry Darger's artwork but some people get mad when you say that, so, you know, be advised of that.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bill wurtz has posted to bluesky once, and this is what he posted
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t like bug game because remind me of soul game :(
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ground floor
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you. I’ll begin printing the yard signs.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You’re hired as my campaign manager. What next?
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love that “the HELL you looking at??” face
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i took a walk in the woods and i didn't get any ticks on me
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, I hope it didn't seem like a "fighting" post. I think a lot of people take it as a personal attack, when someone disagrees with them about something kink-related. But I don't, and I have no problem with leaving it be.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Research is unclear about this but most of what I’ve seen that looked for a correlation did not find one. Do you have evidence to back this up? The most recent result I see that finds no correlation is a 2020 survey study in the journal Sexuality Research and Social Policy
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Part of why it works is that all throughout Rivers is giving off this vibe of “I’m a gross little gremlin and I’m ashamed of who I am!!” He’s not, like, ENDORSING his own problematic shit.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Toad’s a snack
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tasted foul 😡
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just closed so many arxiv tabs that I didn’t get past the abstract of. I am an intellectual wunderkind.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ernie is not capable of love. He can only receive adulation.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nooo, don’t do it, Pink Pony Club is such a banger
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Puyi didn't know how to tie his shoes until he was about 40. This was, of course, because he was very forward thinking about integrating LLMs into his daily workflows.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
learning grungler lore on bisexual day
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/name...
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/11/2025
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You made these posts!! Short prose masterpieces!!
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Distracted boyfriend meme

The TADC Bus Stop - Me Visiting St. Louis - Some Big Stupid Arch
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anthropic quietly develops a chocolate lab
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This exchange turned out worse than I even feared.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's probably too far above my head to get much out of it, but you've piqued my curiosity. Is there somewhere I can read more about why we believe that's tractable?
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's how Malort is made.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
here was this aggressive series of posts that boiled down to “none of you actually feel feelings about all the stuff you say you do“. Thus, I unfollow but don’t name them, because I think their profession ate part of their soul. I don’t want their brain in my life anymore but I do feel sympathy
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
very presumptuous about what other people think and feel, and then they said they seem to have “touched a nerve” by making this objectively true argument that you’re deluding yourself if you disagree with it. Sounds like a real jerk, right? This was not someone I had figured for a jerk at all, but
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don’t want to name them, but I recently unfollowed a video essayist who made some posts saying people are being dishonest with themselves when they say they can care about a lot of different things at once, and that this is impossible. The tone was very condescending and the whole thing was
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
doritos are bad for you
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
good
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Congrats on drawing the world’s first and only non-pornographic TADC comic
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Screamu
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
He’s in love with a fish woman, Ray
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Another recent innovation: napping at work
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
He doesn’t really remind me of paradol ex tbh. Pex was defeatist/blackpilled.
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The Kakistocrats! @didntneedallofit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
*accidentally dropping something on the floor of a 2nd story apt* "oh what have i done, i have disturbed the peace, i am terrible nooo" *dropping something in a 1st floor apt* "I am the king of time and space. All must attend to me. Behold my privilege and splendor."
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