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Shove Actually

@dickenschicken.bsky.social
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vom
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is not a sentiment I usually throw around. Please die soon #nzpol
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's such a nice little present 🎁
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also I have a cold and would dearly love some nurofen, pseudoephedrine and a hot toddy 🍺
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pregnancy update: our family grace includes reference to wine and the resultant longing for a pinot noir is driving me a bit nuts
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think we call it an electoral office rather than a lair but actually maybe we should reconsider that
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First we will have an election, then about a week later I will have a baby. I don't want to blackmail you all but if Luxon remains Prime Minister I'm just not going to push #nzpol
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is FABULOUS
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Perfect
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Given that I drive a Toyota Vitz and don't <entirely> trust the bus drivers to see me and don't wish to be pulverised, I do this anyway but hopefully the double-cab ute-driving scum of our fair nation take heed of this change too
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well a week's groceries only cost about $60 you know 🙄
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wet Napkins 😂😂
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Reheating the nachos' is actually such a good line #nzpol
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine being such a selfish cunt that team blue's proposition looks attractive here. Tax me up team, there's messes to clean #nzpol
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
13/15?! I feel quite ill.
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't find evidence of the prime minister saying anything intelligent, but that's a different problem
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heck not-pregnant people will love it too, it's very comfy
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you know any pregnant people? You can buy them this nice swingy chair from Bunnings for $279 and they will be very very happy just like me 😌
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Dr Evil Gives Peace Sign
ALT: Dr Evil Gives Peace Sign
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shut the fuck up David #nzpol
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Snort
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This topic still has still has mileage clearly 😂
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They're yummy!
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To revive an old Twitter debate: I just put peas in the macaroni cheese.
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
OOOOO
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Please I will give him money
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just all in on the embarrassing boomer Grandpa these days eh #nzpol
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Negative. Hubby has a special OCI card thingy that allows him to travel freely in and out of India, but he can't hold both a New Zealand and an Indian passport.
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Read skeet before taking note of skeeter, briefly thought you were serious 💀
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just cannot love Pak n Soviet enough, I need it on a t-shirt comrades.
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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The state of it
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Seems like the right are so desperately attached to the magical free market magically sorting things out, any alternative idea just causes a brain explosion? Saw a comment somewhere saying that state-owned supermarkets were morally repugnant which is certainly a take.
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A cursory Google indicates no, it's authoritarian chaos and the shelves are bare, so I'd say that's the dementia talking 👀
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
See, the Greens' supermarket policy is great because it helps with grocery prices <and> makes the right apoplectic with rage. Dinner and a show, if you will #nzpol
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh but that's different
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ashlee, mph @avs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
not to be terminally online and i can’t explain it but massive “cromulent fuckcrustable” vibes here
A picture of two protein candies under the name of Hormbles Chormbles
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That's not like him 😉
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Uterus update
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Hasbulla Boxing Training
ALT: Hasbulla Boxing Training
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Quite
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh but that's different because it was his idea
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Homer Simpson: The End Is Near
ALT: Homer Simpson: The End Is Near
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He's quite wrong
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Exactly
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'd buy one!
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FULL MAMDANI EVERYBODY #nzpol
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He's a Harris Tweed carryall full of toads.
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Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
to have some manners and mind our own business like she was? She'd say it's not a political view, but I definitely think it is.
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