Reposted by Shove ActuallyMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 50167265486
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is not a sentiment I usually throw around. Please die soon #nzpol 000
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Also I have a cold and would dearly love some nurofen, pseudoephedrine and a hot toddy 🍺 010
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Pregnancy update: our family grace includes reference to wine and the resultant longing for a pinot noir is driving me a bit nuts 110
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think we call it an electoral office rather than a lair but actually maybe we should reconsider that 040
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026First we will have an election, then about a week later I will have a baby. I don't want to blackmail you all but if Luxon remains Prime Minister I'm just not going to push #nzpol 0100
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Given that I drive a Toyota Vitz and don't <entirely> trust the bus drivers to see me and don't wish to be pulverised, I do this anyway but hopefully the double-cab ute-driving scum of our fair nation take heed of this change too 260
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Well a week's groceries only cost about $60 you know 🙄 000
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026'Reheating the nachos' is actually such a good line #nzpol 040
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Imagine being such a selfish cunt that team blue's proposition looks attractive here. Tax me up team, there's messes to clean #nzpol 2232
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I can't find evidence of the prime minister saying anything intelligent, but that's a different problem 120
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Heck not-pregnant people will love it too, it's very comfy 000
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do you know any pregnant people? You can buy them this nice swingy chair from Bunnings for $279 and they will be very very happy just like me 😌 120
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comDr Evil Gives Peace SignALT: Dr Evil Gives Peace Sign 110
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only) 010
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This topic still has still has mileage clearly 😂 010
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026To revive an old Twitter debate: I just put peas in the macaroni cheese. 110
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just all in on the embarrassing boomer Grandpa these days eh #nzpol 250
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Negative. Hubby has a special OCI card thingy that allows him to travel freely in and out of India, but he can't hold both a New Zealand and an Indian passport. 030
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Read skeet before taking note of skeeter, briefly thought you were serious 💀 120
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I just cannot love Pak n Soviet enough, I need it on a t-shirt comrades. 083
Reposted by Shove ActuallyJordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The state of it 58837
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Seems like the right are so desperately attached to the magical free market magically sorting things out, any alternative idea just causes a brain explosion? Saw a comment somewhere saying that state-owned supermarkets were morally repugnant which is certainly a take. 110
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A cursory Google indicates no, it's authoritarian chaos and the shelves are bare, so I'd say that's the dementia talking 👀 000
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 07/09/2026See, the Greens' supermarket policy is great because it helps with grocery prices <and> makes the right apoplectic with rage. Dinner and a show, if you will #nzpol 512927
Reposted by Shove Actuallyashlee, mph @avs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026not to be terminally online and i can’t explain it but massive “cromulent fuckcrustable” vibes here 23614
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Uterus updatestatic.klipy.comHasbulla Boxing TrainingALT: Hasbulla Boxing Training 000
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Oh but that's different because it was his idea 030
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comHomer Simpson: The End Is NearALT: Homer Simpson: The End Is Near 040
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 04/09/2026He's a Harris Tweed carryall full of toads. 020
Shove Actually @dickenschicken.bsky.social · 04/09/2026to have some manners and mind our own business like she was? She'd say it's not a political view, but I definitely think it is. 020