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Dave

@dgvid.bsky.social
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Software engineer turned middle manager * Cinephile * Greyhound adopter * Attempting a do-over of my 20s in my 50s

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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 18h
I’m sorry to have to be the bad guy here but we need to recognize that we live in a compressed air thrusters world now. If you’re not finding ways to teach the critical use of compressed air thrusters in your classroom, you’re setting your students up to fail when you could be setting them up to fly
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If he took out his own cabinet he’d get a lot of good will
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hemingway needed six words for his tragic “Baby Shoes” short story, but here is an entire Black Mirror episode in two words.
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean…
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well that explains what’s going on with his legs
Screen shot of a news headline saying “Trump campaigns with Ricketts in Nebraska”
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 01/10/2026
*explaining polyamory to an american* okay so imagine you had a second burger
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg! I saw Scapular Panic open at The Black Cat back in the day and now I don’t even remember who they were opening for.
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’ll have to solve a series of puzzles to escape from interSector.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m hoping we’ll respond with a Reign of Terror, but I’m probably just a little bit cranky right now.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"We're uprooting fraud by getting rid of these freeloaders who keep paying into the system without taking anything back out" Genius.
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you want to take that as metaphor, that’s fine too
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hopefully we can coast over onto the shoulder and not block traffic
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He’s delusional to think he’ll even be NOMINATED for Best Supporting Actor, much less win it.
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Actually, it needs to kill someone famous or well connected before they pay attention. You know, someone who matters.
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Perfectly good? I love taking visitors to see that statue because it illustrates how we were still working out exactly what a president is. Which, I guess, is no longer agreed upon.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm currently dating a top hat, a dog, a cat, a penguin, a thimble, a racecar, a rubber duck, and a boat. That's right, I'm monopolyamorous.
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dependency is the goal.
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
But not *that* sad
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Senator! Wtf?! I understand that we have immigration and customs laws that we want enforced. But every single current employee of ICE must be fired. ICE must be abolished!
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
To be fair, Miller could unfurl his enormous bat wings and fly to safety if he had to.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
For every 10 years they try to roll back democracy, science, and pluralism, we roll back our concept of fairness by 100 years. I would feel bad about it but it's clear that by-the-book prosecutions of low-rank offenders is no deterrent at all to them returning with more malice and lawlessness.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My time in the Senate will be devoted to ending DEI and affirmative action in the workplace. by Darline Graham Nordone
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Pretty sure I was holding your oldest in my arms a couple of years ago
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
”abolish ICE“ means (1) abolishing a particular agency and (2) salting the earth so that nothing that does what it does can ever emerge again—no matter what it‘s called or who is in charge of it.
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wait? College already? Wtf?
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
She’s white. How is that not (conservative) merit?
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you are demanding people not even criticize the clubby sort of whitewashing of a warmongering petty monster devoted to installing a dictatorship in America, you are holding regular people to a moral standard Lindsey Graham never cleared a single day of his life.
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Court can't go on like this. The Constitution as plainly as possible says people who were born here have an unequivocal right to citizenship. Four people whose ONLY job is to read the Constitution for the rest of their lives just tried to overturn it because they're tired of brown people. Pack it.
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Supergirl according to my friends: “It has some issues, but it’s good. You should see it.” “It’s a great popcorn movie.” According to the internet: “Failure!” Conclusion: My friends don’t have a problem with the very idea of female led superhero movies.
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Until now I have firmly believed you can’t replace people with AI, but this does make me wonder if an LLM would be a better CEO than the people typically doing that job. Not because the AI is good, mind you.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I think David Lynch would have appreciated Trump's State Fair.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’m not too embarrassed that we are losing to Iran. It’s a big boy country with missiles and drones and so forth ran by stone cold killers. That’s NFL ball for you. I am a little embarrassed we are also losing to algae.
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Funny enough, the US won even though both teams scored the same number of times. But both on the same goal.
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This is incredibly cringe, but I have to admit, if I could provoke Don Jr. into letting me beat him up, legally, well…
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Omg! At last, a cause I can believe in!
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 18/06/2026
Capitulation at Versailles (disambiguation)
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WizardBill @wizardbill.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The objection to UBI is not really about money without work. It is about which class is allowed to receive money without work.
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
The cast of the TV show The Fantastic Journey
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
People laughed when Trump said the war would only end with unconditional surrender but he's a man of his word and he has now surrendered unconditionally
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The Disaster 👻 HAUNTist 🎃 @beerz4yearz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Elon Musk has the greatest job in the world. Just get blasted off your ass on ketamine, promise everyone interdimensional unicorn-based travel by 2027, and receive free money. why am I working like some kind of peasant
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Daniel J. Willis @bayareadata.press · 06/06/2026
Not gonna lie, Kash Patel has given me more confidence than anything else in my life. If there’s a silver lining to this whole mess it’s that, from now on, whenever I think I can’t do something I can just remind myself that the dumbest people on Earth seized the US government.
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ACLU @aclu.org · 07/06/2026
There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
What? First you cease and then you fire. It is weird that people spell it as one word though, I’ll give you that.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Basically, AI companies are hoping to get us all hooked on their products before the bills come due so they can jack up token prices. Pesky people asking questions and pointing out stuff that doesn't work are ruining the whole plan and it's very rude of them.
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Omega-3 fatty acids and ginkgo biloba
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Dave @dgvid.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This one hurts
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 15/05/2026
I’m sorry but “everyone is going to use AI to code their own apps” sounds like “everyone is going to learn HTML and code their own websites.“ like … have you met people? no they’re not
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