David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 17hSat down to watch Oasis: Look Back In Anger... turns out instead of enjoying it, I can barely tolerate watching two humourless dickheads amass half a billion quid. 010
Reposted by David PaxtonMax B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 05/10/2026Standing up to the balaclava nonces. Inspiring. 531468558
Reposted by David PaxtonNiall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The roof starting to go onto Tina’s hospital. I still genuinely don’t feel like it’s real. All I can think of is the 1000s of street dogs who will have their lives changed here. Tina would just love it 🎾❤️ 1284018528
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Mehh... I still prefer the version we were promised! 001
Reposted by David PaxtonChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Judge: How do you plead? Cunt: Legitimate concerns. 022945
Reposted by David PaxtonSarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The first rule of Norman Collier club is ou alk ut orm er club. 1843188
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Alas, Mr. Hartley- the last remaining copy was scanned and shredded six months ago... 010
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Out getting groceries earlier and listening to music- first song on shuffle was Tim Curry, "I'm Going Home"... made the sad news when I got home easier to read. 010
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 14/07/2026@theonion.com Can we have a t-shirt or hood, pls 🏴 051
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 05/07/2026New historical evidence surfaces that proves they always had helmets with horns... 010
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 08/05/2026A photographer just managed to get a candid pic of Andy Burnham watching BBC News.... 000
Reposted by David PaxtonChris Weston @westonfront.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Finally, Paulo Rivera and I can show off our ROGUE TROOPER MOVIE posters. First time we've collaborated since he did the covers for The Twelve. I, a Limey, did the US 1-sheet; Paulo, a Yank, did the British Quad. Makes sense! Thanks to @manmademoon.bsky.social for the opportunity! 1513536
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 10/04/2026It would absolutely end my career in disgrace, but if I was the navy diver who gets to the Artemis capsule first, I'd look through in the window wearing a chimp mask... some things are just worth doing. 010
Reposted by David PaxtonScarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Scarred For Life Hall of Famer HARTLEY HARE, operated and voiced by the great Nigel Plaskitt, was the undoubted star of ITV kid's show Pipkins (1973). He was vain, arrogant, conceited, and looked like he'd had a brush with myxomatosis. I adore him. 614429
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 01/04/2026There's a rocket taking off for the moon, whilst a pointless war continues. Sadly not getting the Sixties Vibe like last time... 010
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Some days, at this time of year, you feel that happy springtime is on the way... 010
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Standing in the queue for the afternoon showing of Melania. 020
Reposted by David PaxtonPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 10/11/2025In six days god created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of BBC balance and impartiality, Laura Kuenssberg interviewed satan. 69430
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Big Gerry fae Paisley now wonders why he ever feckin' bothered... 130
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Hooray! Now out of print and containing the complete HMS Nightshade. Found it on onlineshop.oxfam.org.uk for twenty-five quid, 1st printing and in excellent condition!! 010
Reposted by David PaxtonNorthumberart @northumberart.bsky.social · 21/09/2025#SuperseabirdSunday? I've got super puffins in Crown Studio Gallery each and every day. As original paintings, prints, cards, mugs and other goodies. See also crownstudiogallery.myshopify.com 1255
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 17/09/2025It breaks my heart to see our proud British Royal Family pandering to nonces that they're not even related to. #thiscuntrysfinished 010
Reposted by David PaxtonIan Kikuchi @curatorian.bsky.social · 15/09/2025'Victory above the Clouds' by G O Eldridge. #BattleOfBritainDay #BattleOfBritain85 IWM ART LD 987 1262
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74 010
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 15/09/2025“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?” 020
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 10/09/2025The Birthday Book entry doesn't prove any crimes by Lord Mandelson- only that he's a smarmy conniver with poor morals and judgement, and his best ever chum was the Emperor of Nonces... 000
Reposted by David PaxtonIan Kikuchi @curatorian.bsky.social · 07/09/2025It's the middle of the night, and a young fireman confronts a fire the like of which he's never seen before. It is the night of 7 September 1940, and 24-year-old Frank Hurd is fighting fires on the first night of the London #Blitz. An illustrated thread... 🧵 1/19 310835
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 18/07/2025"...and may every day be another wonderful secret" Very strong reek of NONCE in those words, Donald. 010
Reposted by David PaxtonHarry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Nobody would build buildings or fences or swimming pools, mow lawns, or work in restaurant kitchens. Far fewer people would fix cars and appliances. And all that shit is just for starters. 2712016
Reposted by David Paxtonastrotomato @astrotomato.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Gregg Wallace, devoid of readily available women to lay his hands on, then turned his behaviour to groping for excuses. 021
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 05/07/2025The Tour de France is off for another year... sadly the last coverage by the ITV4 team, after nearly forty years from the original Channel 4 daily highlights programme. It's time to give my yearly opinion that this man is overdue a Knighthood! 1131
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Number 17- Nottingham Forest... good players, they're on their way back up... against Number 3- Wolverhampton Wanderers... nasty cheaters... 020
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Val Kilmer at least does not have to listen to this rambling orange pisswah... I'm switching the news off and watching Top Secret instead... 000
Reposted by David PaxtonJoe O’Brien @pnamblath.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Here I have 2 €10 notes. The one on the left has been through a tough time, has been abused, and is just a complete mess. The one on the right is straighter and more crisp. Answer me this- Is the one on the left worth less than the one on the right? #MentalHealthAwareness #ItsOKnottofeelOk 711224
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Have Donald or J D thanked Canada yet today? Maybe they'll keep the lekky on if suitable gratitude is shown. 010
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Remember this? This is the actual level of competency and organisation of Donald... when all his sycophants and facilitators melt away faster than Rudi's brown hair tint, there's no subtle strategy, there was never any complexity. 030
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 06/03/2025@profanity.accountant Let's see my Roll of twatting Honour... 110
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I predict that Starmer has even provided the vaseline... 010
David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Just watching the start of the Whitehouse press conference... 011
