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David Paxton

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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sat down to watch Oasis: Look Back In Anger... turns out instead of enjoying it, I can barely tolerate watching two humourless dickheads amass half a billion quid.
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Unbearable Lightness of Armageddon.
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
... and the first season of Running Man premieres in November!
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Naw. Just naw...
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"What an utter fucking shitshow"
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 05/10/2026
Standing up to the balaclava nonces. Inspiring.
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The roof starting to go onto Tina’s hospital. I still genuinely don’t feel like it’s real. All I can think of is the 1000s of street dogs who will have their lives changed here. Tina would just love it 🎾❤️
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Yow are ner nearer catching me now than fer yars ago when I stawted..."
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bre-entry.
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuckbeth (usually referred to as The Scottish Fucking Play).
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everything Old and Tired.
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It is the 21st century, after all... we neither judge nor condemn.
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
:Lloyd Bridges has entered the chat;
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Word Art using Comic Sans... jesus fucking christ!!
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Compositions full of brown busyness...
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's no retreat, they've had to be driven back yard by grinding yard.
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Robot Archie... a staple of the 70s, rebooted in 2000ad's Zenith on the late 80s. I consider this panel by Steve Yeowell one of the funniest things ever drawn.
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I remember seeing the ripcord operated light cycle toys already on sale cheap on the local toy shop (Tron wasn't a box office success when it was release)... wish I'd bought half a dozen and waited!!
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's not inconceivable that Jean Giraud would be aware of this image on his production design for Tron.
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Heh... Tron Light Cycle production sketch!!
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I prefer this version... Spencer Tracy basically hiding in plain sight as Mr Hyde. Plus it has Ingrid Bergman too.
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you'd tried to cancel it, it would have locked you inside and spontaneously combusted anyway!
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There was a certain spirit to the Volkswagen that was there from the very start.
Volkswagen Kübelwagen with Das Reich SS Panzer Division markings
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
However, I'm confident I could give both of those a doing, armoured combat chassis or no...
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Same level of humanity and empathy on display...
Mug shots of Myra Hindley and Ian Brady.
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mehh... I still prefer the version we were promised!
Guardian report on UK Space Command.Opening page of Dan Dare: The Man From Nowhere, from 1950s Eagle comic.
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
UK detectives routinely carrying guns in shoulder holsters... naw!!
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No Alt Txt required...
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Related to the famous Von Schtupps.
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Judge: How do you plead? Cunt: Legitimate concerns.
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think this will be the best Pope movie since "John Paul II: Blaze of Glory"
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It'll apply the american date format to the use by dates on prawns and chicken, and thus kill all of us.
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"That man's not a salesman... that's your daddy" Give Michael Bay his due- he's responsible for piles of cinematic crap, but he fecking nailed it with Armageddon 🫡
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Look- he's waving"...
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And bring props!!
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This high
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Where do I sign and how long is the waiting list, plz?
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He should have resisted arrest and beaten the policeman off!
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm old enough that I've seen the same images from Da Nang in black and white.
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh, there's all sorts of fleeting pleasure and grinding damnation awaiting...
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Cloying Stench of Stale Micturant resents that comparison, sir!!
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“...Would you rather fight them here or in Pasadena? Maybe we could beat them in Pasadena..." A line that has stuck in the memory for forty years- from Michael Hurr's Dispatches.
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well done, Sir! Well done indeed 🫡
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Without naming it, post a photo or GIF from your favourite TV show.
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"...these strong opinions are simply common sense..." Always the last words before donning the tin foil hat!
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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David Paxton @dfpaxton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well I for one am happy that all these years later, he's finding career success!
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