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Stargate Atlantis time

I think it’s time I get my bad tattoo covered up Turn whatever this is into a big branch (that’ll cover my tattoo) and have a friendly little cartoony owl dude on it Like this but more anime and happier

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 7h

my friend kelly randomly said “what if penises unfurled like a butterfly’s tongue” to which i replied “it’s actually called a proboscis” and then she just stared at me

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 5h

Two days ago I texted my neighbor “it seems like the leaves are turning late this year, doesn’t it?” Today my driveway is completely covered in leaves

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 6h

When I’m president there will be *redacted* for all the people involved in gambling apps and prediction markets All that money will go directly back to the gamblers and gambling will for all intents and purposes be banned Vote me

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 7h

@dextermethorphan.bsky.social you should listen to my band since you've apparently yoinked my name on.soundcloud.com/earHqvkqbQuk...

soundcloud.com

May Ate Teeth

Another favorite of mine.

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 7h

I keep going upstairs to drink some water and rake my medicine and each time I sit down, fill a cone and go smoke it. I'm on like cone no 5 and I think I've had a sip of water ADHD BABY crazy part is I took my meds today

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 7h

Outside smashing an old laptop for someone that has always claimed “they don’t listen to music” but I found this cd in it and I can’t stop laughing

A very old persons very old laptop with a cd on it that reads Now that’s what I call Christmas

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 8h

he looks like if you took a non athletic tom brady and merged beavis's face with toms

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 11h

I do not want her near my kids I’m getting a restraining order

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 11h

So I’m renting a wood chipper next week if anyone needs to get rid of anything

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 11h

The Amazon Alexa has begun randomly following up with questions after I say “Alexa what’s the weather for today” “Are you planning on heading out?” BITCH WHAT And now it’s getting wiped, smashed and thrown out

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 12h

Nov 24 is a helluva drug

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 12h

I like sluggos new hat

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 12h

A penis that can smell

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Chantzy @chantzy.bsky.social · 12h

Why don't they ever call wearing hard hats OCD? Seatbelts? Parachutes? Safety goggles? Or is it just a war against masks because they remind everyone of the pandemic reality we've never climbed out of

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 12h

When I was a very very little kid I was doing my paper route and I found about a 12" black dildo on the side of the road and brought it home to ask my parents what it was I also found a broken colt .45 but thats not as fun as a dildo

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 22h

The candy corn stays in during sex

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you know you know

My eft hand holding a lit cone on the back patio

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 22h

WHO ELSE IS WIRED AT 12:15AM

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Everything would be fine rn if Bill Clinton hadn’t lied about that blowjob No 9/11, for starters

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Got a floor to ceiling cat tree for the cat and she refuses to even consider being on it because cat

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Had a tree go down out back from the nor’easter Long ago I planted and don’t remember why. But about a week later I gave my nephew a sword and told him to go chop down all the weeds out back. He chopped the crap out of the tree. Welp. FF 18 years and it snapped right where he beat it 😂

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ZRH @zacharyhorning.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I've seen this multiple times today and I can't remain quiet any longer: the Pope is addressed as Holy Father or Your Holiness, not Pope.

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Everything would be fine rn if Bill Clinton hadn’t lied about that blowjob No 9/11, for starters

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

For everyone who spent #MeToo fretting “what if this goes too far?”—be of good cheer! It turns out we didn’t go too far at all! It turns out we didn’t nearly far enough! Good job guys!

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Telling my wife I’m about to go El Estepario on her ass youtube.com/shorts/thydU...

youtube.com

RUSH - TOM SAWYER DRUM SOLO

YouTube video by El Estepario Siberiano

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I do have OCD about staying alive and I think that’s actually pretty normal It’s not like I’m afraid of a random disaster. I don’t have a proper immune system and respiratory disease is skyrocketing year after year I like breathing 👍 I like being alive 👍

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

brief reminder because a TikTok video of an asshole is going around, disabled people trying to avoid illnesses that could make them more disabled is not OCD, it is lived experience with a disability that you do not have, and thus should have your stupid mouth closed and stupid ears open about.

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Menstruating! At the Shark Dive

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The democrats have called me twice today and it’s only 3:15 I cannot wait to register unaffiliated again in November I want nothing to do with this wealth extraction scheme

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The endless sickness begins 16, the one that brought home the last sickness from school, the one my wife and I still haven't kicked, has a fever, sore throat and a cough today WOOT I LOVE THE NEW AMERICA

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

don't do this.

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I took a 30mg XR adderal and chat I think this is too much

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Last night I ordered Couch Potato from one town over. I used their website for delivery. After paying I learn it’s being handled by DoorDash “AI dispatch” and it connects a dasher from, I shit you not, 30 min away When they arrived at the place they texted me “ong im coming from X please tip”

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Brogan is a name I did not expect to be coming from a little Disney princess woman on sewing bee I can’t believe Roku channel Lost great British sewing bee We only had 2 seasons left…

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026