iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I won’t ask any questions

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I think it’s time I get my bad tattoo covered up Turn whatever this is into a big branch (that’ll cover my tattoo) and have a friendly little cartoony owl dude on it Like this but more anime and happier

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it’s because the drummer reversed the kick and the snare which changed the fe….

sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12h

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my friend kelly randomly said “what if penises unfurled like a butterfly’s tongue” to which i replied “it’s actually called a proboscis” and then she just stared at me

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 11h

Two days ago I texted my neighbor “it seems like the leaves are turning late this year, doesn’t it?” Today my driveway is completely covered in leaves

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When I’m president there will be *redacted* for all the people involved in gambling apps and prediction markets All that money will go directly back to the gamblers and gambling will for all intents and purposes be banned Vote me

Fascists should simply be stomped out

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Name change number 100

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In Doritos What in the

im suprised zuckerberg hasn't tried to use "watch the watchers" as a selling point for his voyeur glasses *deep voice* Surveillance, is everywhere. Protect yourself, with META

Another favorite of mine.

@dextermethorphan.bsky.social you should listen to my band since you've apparently yoinked my name on.soundcloud.com/earHqvkqbQuk...

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May Ate Teeth

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tf is a century egg

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I keep going upstairs to drink some water and rake my medicine and each time I sit down, fill a cone and go smoke it. I'm on like cone no 5 and I think I've had a sip of water ADHD BABY crazy part is I took my meds today

its like i said 😂

Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 13h

Outside smashing an old laptop for someone that has always claimed “they don’t listen to music” but I found this cd in it and I can’t stop laughing

A very old persons very old laptop with a cd on it that reads Now that’s what I call Christmas

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Dex @dexgrows.bsky.social · 13h

welp i just had alonso spoiled too hahaha just checking a couple things before i went off bsky and another formula1 post

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I GOT U FAM WAIT COME BACK!

he looks like if you took a non athletic tom brady and merged beavis's face with toms

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yeah we're still watching it later when the wife gets back Seeing stroll get into q2 my wife said "OH COME ON I NEED SOMEONE TO PICK ON" no more spoilers. all i know is max won. in fact wtf am i doing on bsky til she gets home

LONELY AND DEPRESSED???

I have an hourly chortle reminder on my watch. I power pose and chortle simultaneously

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I do not want her near my kids I’m getting a restraining order

i killed the other one cuz its existence made people crazy

So I’m renting a wood chipper next week if anyone needs to get rid of anything

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The Amazon Alexa has begun randomly following up with questions after I say “Alexa what’s the weather for today” “Are you planning on heading out?” BITCH WHAT And now it’s getting wiped, smashed and thrown out

All Todds drive like they own a BMW

Is it weird that I know most of the lines for the Aladdin movie

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Nov 24 is a helluva drug

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I like sluggos new hat

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a lonely shart is just sad we should find it friends

This is the part where I'm supposed to tell you how handsome you are and you get mad and tell me to stop - Carl

A penis that can smell

well that just spoiled the race for me I just woke up mfers

Chantzy @chantzy.bsky.social · 18h

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Why don't they ever call wearing hard hats OCD? Seatbelts? Parachutes? Safety goggles? Or is it just a war against masks because they remind everyone of the pandemic reality we've never climbed out of

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isnt a broken shart simply a normal poop

When I was a very very little kid I was doing my paper route and I found about a 12" black dildo on the side of the road and brought it home to ask my parents what it was I also found a broken colt .45 but thats not as fun as a dildo

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Thank you for blessin me🎶

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