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Deweyoxberg

@deweyoxberg.bsky.social
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Pocket techie. He/him. I support freedoms of choice, bodily autonomy and relationship. Free speech is not an excuse to be a jerk. Sometimes parody, too. 80's kid - them's were the days! 42. As in The Best Number Of Life, The Universe, Everything.

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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just now hearing about the Cornell SA case... And folks, I am so mad I don't know what to say anymore. Believe women. Prosecute those responsible. And for fuck's sake, call out your "friends". They're not your friends. Keep your damn hands and mouths to yourselves, menfolk. All of us. Just stop.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was now years old when I learned wolverines live in canada, and that's also where wolverine the character comes from. WHUAT.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man: "I am not like those guys. I am nice to women." Woman minding own business with headphones on. Man repeatedly trying to get her attention. Woman declines him after he says hi. Man: "Fucking bitch". You are in fact, "those guys" Mr. Man. Because verbal violence just confirmed it. Bro, stop. FFS
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Annual PSA as Cybersecurity Awareness Month is about to kick off: Do NOT abbreviate as "CSAM" in any comments, presentations, or materials. If you don't know what this acronym represents: Good, keep it that way. If you do know what it means, BEG your leaders to scrub it from all materials ASAP!
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you for disqualifying yourself from my lists. It's not hard to care about your colleagues, people.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Y'all... I cannot possibly explain how utterly catastrophic this is. INCLUDES. Comms. Radar. Radio. Propulsion. Weapons. Defensives. Encryption. Sensors. Gargantuan fuckup!
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@vcdgf555.bsky.social So uh...
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jeeyon shim 심지연 @jeeyon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Onion's back in triage at the emergency vet, fingers crossed nothing serious is wrong and I hate to ask again after yesterday's visit, but I can't pay for the care he needs without help. My PayPal is jeeyon.shim@gmail.com and my Venmo is Jeeyon-Shim. Every little bit helps, thank you so much <3
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
More fitness rawr!
A screenshot of a workout showing max hesrt rate at 140 bpm and workout duration if 1 hour. I have been working out since April 2026 to lose weight and improve fitness. I share the screenshots as a reward of "i did it" to keep morale up. Sometimes the workouts are hard mentally. This is how I share my journey.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I had no idea this was a thing whatsoever. Speechless. Angry. Free Palestine.
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fuck Robert Kraft. I think I’m just going to become a Bills fan. Maybe the buccaneers if they switch to creamsicle uniforms. Or the Bengals. I like jungle cats. I don’t know. My point is I’m well past done with sportswashing evil shit
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Sally 🌻 @mamasallysocks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#DogDayTuesday
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: Yeah I know like 0.1% at best of women's reproductive organs. Science: SO BY THE WAY THERE'S A WHOLE OTHER ANATOMICAL STRUCTURE CALLED RETE OVARII Me: Make that 0%. WTF?!?!? I was never taught this!
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching Burlesque for my first time ever. HOLY FUCK!!!!!!! Funny already, and WOW. The *ART!*
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Of course I remember. I don't need the sounds and images shoved into my face every year and retraumatizing me. There's a time, place and method for rememberance and honour. I hold humble space and light my candle quietly, not boastfully. The fetishization of tragedy isn't it. /fin
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@swiftonsecurity.com On main? In this economy? What's that likes cost now with the tariffs? Do I have to pay or are you paying? WHAT ARE RULES AND LAWS ANYMORE? What a month it's been.... oh, it's only Tuesday? Forkballs. Bluesky: Can't reply that was deleted. Me, laughing: Yeah no shit it was!
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@seasonofthevirgo.bsky.social happy belated orbity celebrationy day :)
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
MISTRIAL!?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME. COME ON
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Shane M. Bailey @shanembailey.com · 31/08/2026
I hate AI so much, personally, but it really effects others in a lot more harmful ways than it does me. People already have a hard time with the amount of straight up lies that are out there and these people thought it would be a good idea to build a freaking lie machine.
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✨skittzi | Hades 2 Hype Beast✨ @skittzi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
schedule your vaccines 😘
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
People seem to think that Microsoft Excel is a flawed program Personally, I rate it October 10th.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have no words. Off a frickin phone yo. 100 years ago, 50 years ago, impossible. Just... whoa.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Speechless.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bit better for the #eclipse :D
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Snapped this from my back patio #Eclipse #LunarEclipse
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@mapquest.com
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 27/08/2026
Today's @xkcd.com
It's a stickman holding a hammer, lifting up his leg, and saying:

"Listen up, leg. I've been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off!"

It is captioned: tariffs
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
COME ON REAPER HE'S RIGHT FRICKING THERE. o7 Optimus... AUTOBOTS! Roll out! www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Peter Cullen: Optimus Prime and Eeyore voice actor dies
Cullen voiced the heroic Optimus Prime in the Transformers TV series and then the Hollywood films.
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Maritime Tartan Co @maritimetartanns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So if you take the 1st letter from each great lake including America it is now spells out SHAME Superior Huron America Michigan Eerie
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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 27/08/2026
me at 2PM: why brain no work :( me at 2AM, putting the spices in alphabetical order: ✨👩🏻‍🍳
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Eliza 7777777🌟 @eliza7777777thstar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just logged in to share this meme a friend texted me. Maybe y’all already saw it. But seriously!!!
A comic of a Black woman with a disgusted facial expression snatching the grim reaper's scythe out of his skeleton hands and saying, "GIVE ME THAT!"
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
LISTEN DEATH. Ya missed again! I'm calling corporate! RIP Tim Curry. :(
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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God @thegodshow.com · 25/08/2026
Welcome to Heaven, Dolly. Thou shalt bring her book club to every state.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ok listen Death, I want to talk to the manager. Ya keep taking the wrong people... RIP Dolly....
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My daily metabolism used to burn off an entire pizza. Now it holds onto a saltine cracker like a family heirloom.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Chewie broke the cute meter again.
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Nobel Prize @nobelprize.org · 24/08/2026
We've arrived on Bluesky! We hope you will follow along as we share inspiring, motivational and exciting content about the achievements and individuals that have been awarded a Nobel Prize. Stay tuned.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We were nice. We said please. Then we said elbows up to defend ourselves. We are now at gloves are thrown down. And buddy, oh we're fixin'and-a-ready to go straight to Bench Clear.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I see SCOTUS is gonna SCOTUS: "Supreme Court backs Trump’s order to curb mail ballots." Y'all have a moral obligation now. "And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels ... upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop!"
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Phil Ollenberg @philollenberg.ca · 22/08/2026
Are Elmo's pronouns elmo/elmo/elmo? Maybe Elmo DOESN'T talk in third person, Elmo's gender is also elmo, and elmo are Elmo's preferred pronouns.
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Elmo Looks Around
ALT: Elmo Looks Around
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cm 🍁 @cmcalgary.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Canada has closed the Strait of Ryan Reynolds until further notice.
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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THE NORTH DOES NOT BEND THE KNEE
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David Cochrane @davidwcochrane.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
21 days before the 25th anniversary of September 11th, the United States imposes 50% tariffs on the country that gave its citizens refuge during the worst terrorist attack in US history.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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UC @thisdudeabides.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
CW: SH 3 more days until my survive-ervasary. I am st;ll here. Still struggling, but still fighting, too. With the love and empathy and compassion from so many people I interact with daily, they don't even know. The music, the conversations, just accepting me as I am into their circles... Merci.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Can't risk it, you know the rules.
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