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Deweyoxberg

@deweyoxberg.bsky.social
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Pocket techie. He/him. I support freedoms of choice, bodily autonomy and relationship. Free speech is not an excuse to be a jerk. Sometimes parody, too. 80's kid - them's were the days! 42. As in The Best Number Of Life, The Universe, Everything.

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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 11h
"particularly spirited" is quite descriptive while offering ZERO information. I like it.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 11h
Fuck that nonsense. With a spiked club covered in tetro.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 16h
Meanwhile, me at the gym counting my reps, checking my form, and not giving a fuck what people wear because everyone is at the gym for their own reasons and I'm there for mine. Whoever complained about what women wear needs to not. And probably go to therapy. Because yikes.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Cait, and I say this with my whole two lungs, what the hell did I just read. Can I please give Sir Snugglebutt extra headpats to unfuck my brain from whatever the hell that 'unwedding' idea was. Wow....
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I hope so. Kenney was saying low turnout would give seperatism a chance. And it is a weird millenium when I agree with him.... So hopefully we say such a loud hell no that we can unfuck the damage <3
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I am so not going in to work the next day when results are announced. I am either going to be hungover with immense grief, or hungover with immense celebration. Either way I will be pacing until this nonsense has been shut down with a resounding "hell no" <3
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This. Yes please. <3 Thank you, appreciate that.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
30 years. Still miss you mom.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
........... I..... Wow. Just. ... wow.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Holy shit. Just full salvo no warning. Love it.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thiiiisss... It is a joy when a lady finds anything with pockets. The smile, the energy, the "loooook!!!". More pockets in everything! Meanwhile: dudebros in the gym.. avert thine lookers! Worry about your own iron pumps. Shoo!
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
For snuggles right?
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Perhaps, but maybe his little noggin is wrinkly from all the squishes and hugs now that it can only hold warmer memories :3
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Her face....
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I give this inifite 1UP. Real star material.
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This
 "Next time you think art doesn't matter, consider how scared the fascists are of sidewalk chalk." @therapywithmaggielpc
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Everyone is worried about AI this and AI that. Meanwhile natural stupidity is out here just vibing and thriving. I think they're codependent.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Loss of a fuzzy family member, and they ARE family, is always beyond words. May there be gentle smiles and soft laughs remembering their antics. While little can be done to stop the ache, may small memories bring a moment of reprieve. All the good energy. It's always hard as hell. ❤️‍🩹
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Very proud of you friendo. What an achievement. :3
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just two eepy good bois.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Does this mean everyone gets extra asbestos on their lead chip cereal?
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just kast weekend had to gonvia ambo for possible MI. Turns out I am OK but waiting for the ambo was almost a half hour. I live down the street from the station... it normally takes 3-5 minutes.... Was in (and monitored) for 6 hours, which is decent. But 11+???? W. T. A. F.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lmao I love seeing the flip out over the mics from so many people. I absolutely agree with you. Drives me batty as well. Use stuff properly dangit!
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@katebevan.com - I love how writing can be used to say the thing that needs saying without directly saying it. Damn right skewer them all for this decision.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what the fuck why.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Consent dudes... it's not a difficult concept at all... It works for straight dudes when a dude is hitting on them and they say no, right? So like HELLLLOOO.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is why we cannot have nice things in this world... And I don't think the assumption is an assumption either. Look as a dude, time and time again I see the same shit and hear it in locker rooms. And every time I bitch at 'em good. I get the flack. I don't care. Flak or not, it's gross AF. <3
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am laughing my ass off, not that you're suffering, but the timeline. "I'm fine" "Oh, maybe not." "Oh shit." Epic.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Awww yay!
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omaigawd that is very cuuuuute
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No one is building factories in uncertain times, particularly when three major conflicts are raging that threaten the outbreak of global war.... come on.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol "a bit of a dissappointment". Expecting 90, got 29. Not even 1/3 ... Little bit more than "a bit" there folks.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes, but not the consequences that are deserved and rightfully just, sadly.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bad enough with the initiating incident. That alone would be hard to recover from. Then add in that kind of technical know how? Holy fucking shit batman. Absolutely bats loose in the belfry story. Wow.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just now hearing about the Cornell SA case... And folks, I am so mad I don't know what to say anymore. Believe women. Prosecute those responsible. And for fuck's sake, call out your "friends". They're not your friends. Keep your damn hands and mouths to yourselves, menfolk. All of us. Just stop.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The rudder broke off?!?! in a TAILSPIN?!!? How the hell did they recover from that.... oh my god.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HOW DID IT GO FROM BAD TO WORSE?!?!?
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the fuck did I just read.. .
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was now years old when I learned wolverines live in canada, and that's also where wolverine the character comes from. WHUAT.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fan-fucking-TASTIC. LMAO.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes.... logout.... I... wow. Just.... Wow. Gobsmacked into silence.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Will never forget a coworkers innapropriate comments right in front of me. We know them. All over.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man: "I am not like those guys. I am nice to women." Woman minding own business with headphones on. Man repeatedly trying to get her attention. Woman declines him after he says hi. Man: "Fucking bitch". You are in fact, "those guys" Mr. Man. Because verbal violence just confirmed it. Bro, stop. FFS
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FUCK YEAH!
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I keep telling people the planwt will recover, with or without us. I prefer the latter. So let's get on it.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No I cannot. He chose you, and the distribution system moved one more snugglebug into a furever home. <3
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a weird criticism... like... people get sick? That's why we should all have universal healthcare? Hello? Bueller?
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Buying another domain.
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Annual PSA as Cybersecurity Awareness Month is about to kick off: Do NOT abbreviate as "CSAM" in any comments, presentations, or materials. If you don't know what this acronym represents: Good, keep it that way. If you do know what it means, BEG your leaders to scrub it from all materials ASAP!
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hellthread. If you know, you know.
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