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social worker for KS🌻🌾 kids i ❤️ quantitative data, policy, evidence-based practices, spicy kids, KS hx, ethical felonies, #ksleg passionate abt reforming juvenile justice & child welfare, expert on child exploitation "Practically Ariana Grande" -Gary B

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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
immune system of the Greenland Shark
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smoke crack worship satan btw need $ (she/her) @devilvaginamagic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.cbsnews.com/atlanta/news...
cbsnews.com
College Park hotel ordered to pay $164 million to victim in child sex trafficking lawsuit
The victim says in her lawsuit that she was only 15 years old when she was brought to the College Park hotel by traffickers for the first time and that staff did nothing to stop the crimes.
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The Marshall Project @themarshallproject.org · 23/09/2026
On Tuesday, a judge ordered Texas to add air conditioning to all state lockups by the end of 2029, the Texas Tribune reports. In 2017, we reported extensively on the danger facing incarcerated people in hot climates and no air-conditioning: www.themarshallproject.org/2017/10/11/c...
themarshallproject.org
“Cooking Them to Death”: The Lethal Toll of Hot Prisons
As the climate changes, inmates without air-conditioning have no escape from extreme heat.
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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your kid not wanting to talk with you because you're a giant piece of shit is not a political problem for the rest of us to solve. Look inward.
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smoke crack worship satan btw need $ (she/her) @devilvaginamagic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What makes the healthcare transgender?
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: DISP WHAT IS HAPPENING IN NY EVERYBODY HOLDING Area: Virginia, USA Type: Airbus A320neo A: #aab5f01df8d F: #f65754f757e
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ground to Air Message: THATS FINE NOBODY IS GOING ANYWHERE THIS IS A DISASTER Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA A: #ad04a55d7e5 F: #f089ad6543d
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: OK YEAH WE SEE THINGS CHANGING AS WE SPEAK... THANK YOU FOR GETTING BACK TO US. I KNOW U GUYS ARE GETTING BEAT UP WITH THIS EWR CRAP Area: Washington DC, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9 A: #a7cb3c8bb53 F: #f8a8963c88c
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(1/2) Air to Ground Message: SO WE ARE OPERATING 1316 MCO-LAX LATER AND SEE OUR PLANE IS COMING FROM EWR VIA BDL LOL WHAT WILL IT COST US TO HAVE YOU OR OUR DISP TO TRY AND STEAL THIS OR ANOTHER PLANE HE HE WE DONT HAVE A LOT OF DUTY DAY LEFT IF THAT DELAY HOLDS Area: Washington DC, USA
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smoke crack worship satan btw need $ (she/her) @devilvaginamagic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I sent this to my Grandpa. My cousin works for Anduril. I won't be there for Thanksgiving but I hope the conversations get uncomfortable.
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Andrew @beatorganizer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Episode II Attack of the Monoclonal Antibodies
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Matt Calcara @mattcalcara.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is slightly disturbing to consider this possibility, especially given what a Gov. Ty Masterson would do with a legislative supermajority. *shudder* Please vote for Cindy Holscher so we don't go back to something even dumber than Brownback, Kansas!
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Amy Diehl, Ph.D. @amydiehl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gallup finds 51% of women had at least one negative healthcare experience in past 5 years vs 39% of men. 66% of men received a diagnosis within 3 months for a health condition vs 53% of women, and a gap exists even when comparing the same conditions. news.gallup.com/poll/714221/...
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Women's Healthcare Barriers Extend Into Work and Family Life
Half of U.S. women report a breakdown in their healthcare. New Gallup-Pivotal research links those experiences to limits on work, family and community life.
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A Blog of Their Own @blogoftheirown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
1) This is not a man, this is a lesbian 2) Oh, got it, that was the whole point
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Cindy Holscher @cindyforkansas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
UPDATE: We've now been informed that Ty Masterson said he will not accept ANY additional debates. Guess that first one really wiped him out. 🤔 kansasreflector.com/2026/09/18/g...
kansasreflector.com
GOP's Ty Masterson bows out of two TV debates, Democrat Cindy Holscher accuses rival of 'hiding' • Kansas Reflector
Republican Ty Masterson is unwilling to meet Democrat Cindy Holscher in a pair of televised gubernatorial debates ahead of the Nov. 3 election.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I always wanted to be a tradwife
theguardian.com
FBI warned ICE agents could be targeted by fake ‘tradwife’ dating profiles, memo reveals
Exclusive: Internal FBI memo, reviewed by the Guardian, said women wanted to dox and ‘embarrass’ agents, but provided few details
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The Marshall Project @themarshallproject.org · 17/09/2026
In our series Dying Behind Bars, we’ve looked at how people die and why, frequently, no one is held accountable for those deaths. www.themarshallproject.org/2025/12/17/d...
themarshallproject.org
What You Need to Know About Dying Behind Bars
Every year, thousands of people die in prisons, jails and law enforcement custody.
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pink jimi photon @pinkjimiphoton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Blah,” said Toad.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this. do you know how embarassing it was to watch a sporting event on tv in a room where you're the only trans person? and that "kamala is for they them ad" comes on and everyone knows it's about you? and they all just kinda laugh nervously or look uncomfortable? because it wears on us.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
wow. with this announcement, all of ed sheeran's openers for this tour have pulled out:
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: I LOST MY PHONE. MAY HAVE DROPPED FROM POCKET. PLEASE CHECK W/ AGENTS AT GATE 26. ALSO POSSIBLE SLIM CHICKEN RESTAURANT THX Area: Europe Type: Airbus A330-200 A: #aeb2b8bd954 F: #f0acccf13ef
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Kyle Swanson, MD, FAANS, FCNS @kiswanson.medsky.network · 13/09/2026
We will continue doing studies proving support for mothers helps improve outcomes and we will also continue never implementing it society wide because as a country we hate helping people
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Sherman Smith, Kansas Reflector editor in chief @journalist-sherman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Some of my photos from today's action at the state fair debates #ksleg
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Sam Leader Standing By 🍉🕎 @rvengefulobster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Highlights from the Adam Hamilton vs. Roger Marshall debate at the KS State Fair: Roger Marshall says we're a sick country "that's why I'm working with Bobby Kennedy to-" *catastrophically loud booing*
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smoke crack worship satan btw need $ (she/her) @devilvaginamagic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My new boyfriend (as in we've been dating a week and a half) made me this pen for my birthday. What the fuck, this is such a neat gift.
Twist barrel pen with barrel made of white oak
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
l’shana tova to all my friends celebrating. may this jewish new year bring you peace, fulfillment, health and lots of sweetness. 🍎 🍯
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smoke crack worship satan btw need $ (she/her) @devilvaginamagic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
5 years ago today I got questioned and had my phone searched by the Canadians When I went to go visit for a day and they did not believe that I was not trying to like do some sketchy shit until I pointed out it was my birthday and it's a weird birthday for an American
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Jason GRIZZLED Bittel @bittelmethis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🐍? 🦉? 🧪
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smoke crack worship satan btw need $ (she/her) @devilvaginamagic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Incarcerated people can, and often are amazing people. What's insane is people with no safety net have become a safety net for others. It is an absolute failure of our society that children are in debt for eating and people who have their rights and autonomy stripped away are the ones fixing that.
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Keri Blakinger @keribla.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey quick question how does Medusa feed all those snakes? Does she dip her head in a tank of mice every few days? Or do the snakes share her digestive system and she just eats the mice herself?
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smoke crack worship satan btw need $ (she/her) @devilvaginamagic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
NGL My car cost less probably because I am autistic and knew how to explain to the dealership how to get the tax credit for an EV as point of sale credit rather than a delayed tax credit.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 05/09/2026
Is there any municipality in the US where police are regularly pulling over suspected ICE vehicles for driving without plates?
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smoke crack worship satan btw need $ (she/her) @devilvaginamagic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is fucking insane. www.kctv5.com/2026/09/04/p...
kctv5.com
Prison inmates help to pay down school lunch debt
A school district's unsettled lunch debt was substantially paid down by a group of inmates.
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smoke crack worship satan btw need $ (she/her) @devilvaginamagic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@mapquest.com
Image showing lake Ontario labeled as Lake Donald Trump is a pussyassbitch
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A moment to reflect.
Ten years ago today, we shared the first CPSC meme.

I thought I'd be in for a sensible three or four years at CPSC. Job hopping to make more money was the norm at the time. Then, I heard the words of parents who'd lost children in product safety incidents. Almost all of them said the same thing: "If I had known about this hazard, I would have done something to protect my child."

And then, there you are - the person who hears those words from too many parents and every day gets to put your skills to good use to do something about it. How do you walk away from that mission? Where do you go from social media content that saves lives? I still don't know.

In the meantime, I've had the honor of flying our social to the edges of the atmosphere. Hull bending. Warning lights blinking. Cats, dogs, and birds talking safety in meme form across the internet.

Thank you to every leader, supervisor, and colleague who has allowed me to take our social media to unexpected places near and far. It's not easy to say yes to this kind of work, but you always have. 

A decade in, it remains a privilege to serve the American people and I am grateful every day for the opportunity.
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Adam Rose @adamrose.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Me, on repeat to LA Mayor Karen Bass's office for 3+ years: "LAPD's training is inadequate. Even their own training bureau says so." Bass this week: "What is the training? ... it does not seem to be adequate." She appointed the chief and all commissioners. It's HER LAPD. Where's she been?!?
nytimes.com
Deaths of 2 Men in Los Angeles Police Custody Set Off Investigations
Mayor Karen Bass questioned police training to handle mental health crises after the city released graphic video footage of officers’ actions.
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smoke crack worship satan btw need $ (she/her) @devilvaginamagic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@mapquest.com
Image showing lake Ontario labeled as Lake Donald Trump is a pussyassbitch
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smoke crack worship satan btw need $ (she/her) @devilvaginamagic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I mostly refuse true crime for this very reason. It is also often exploitative towards people affected. What I will read and listen to is things that were created by the victims or with significant input from them.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In a world where everything is monetized and it’s profitable to control what you can create, art for art’s sake is a revolutionary act
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
when you're publicly high-functioning despite your overwhelming mental illness so people feel comfortable demanding a large amount of emotional labor from you and then get mad when you don't deliver because all of your effort and ability is already exhausted maintaining your high-functioning persona
Barbie looking in the mirror
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smoke crack worship satan btw need $ (she/her) @devilvaginamagic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Please god no www.goodreads.com/book/show/58...
goodreads.com
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderf…
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Chai if by land, tea if by sea.
A chart of the etymology of the word “tea” and “chai.” Both originate with the same Chinese word, through Malay and Dutch to tea and through Persian and Hindi to chai
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
More dudes keep responding and it could be such good rage bait but I keep blocking RIP
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Air to Ground Message: 85 - VIBRATING BAG IN HOLD. SECURITY TEAM REQUIRED TO ATTEND AIRCRAFT Area: UK Type: Airbus A320neo A: #a329e9e96d0 F: #f265f0da1a0
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smoke crack worship satan btw need $ (she/her) @devilvaginamagic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Used it for a spell, I think around the time I had a cr-48. I just use office products too much to continue and I'm too slow to learn the good shit primarily because it doesn't capture my attention
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James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Billy over there is the best damn FBI agent we ever had” “Is he-“ “I want you to concentrate on the wider picture here, but yes he is fucking that goat for money”
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Astronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 29/08/2026
🔭 Eclipse Pair Image Credit & Copyright: Gwenaël Blanck ap260829
See Explanation.  Clicking on the picture will download
the highest resolution version available.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
C'est mon mantra : les piétons sont prioritaires partout et tout le temps
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